Pure Mudblood
A/N Ok I promise this will be short! I just want to say thanks to everyone for reviewing you guys are the best! You have no idea how good your reviews make me feel! Well on with the story! Please enjoy and review!
Dedication: Again this chapter is for Rachel. She has helped me so much! And I know she loves the Simpsons a lot so I really hope she enjoys it!
Disclaimer: I'm starting to find it hard to write that I don't own anything in a different way. Oh wait I just did. Don't worry.
Chapter 5: Mad Old Cat Woman
After that terrible ordeal with the tampon Hermione made a mental note never to miss putting something in the sanitary bin ever again.
Now as she was lying in her bed reading Hogwarts a History for about the millionth time Malfoy walked in.
"Get up! We have to go and see Dumbledore, something about duties or some crap like that," drawled Malfoy.
Hermione got up. She pushed past him and into the lounge room. Lessons started tomorrow and of course Gryffindor and Slytherine would be having double potions together.
Typical!
Malfoy slouched past and out the door. Hermione followed. They walked with a large distance between them like they had a disease they didn't want to spread.
But if Hermione had a disease she would gladly give it to Malfoy.
Finally they reached the entrance to Dumbledore's office. He was standing outside waiting for them.
"Good evening Mr Malfoy and Miss Granger! Sorry to ask you to come at this time of night," said Professor Dumbledore, "But I must talk to you about your duties."
He mumbled the password and beckoned them up the stairs and into his office.
"Please sit down! Now I have a list here of your duties and your boundaries and rules and what things you can deduct house points for! Now you may leave."
Hermione nodded and stood up. Malfoy grabbed the papers and walked out with Hermione at his side.
"I can't believe we had to come all the way up here when I was getting dressed just to get some papers! I mean couldn't he have just sent a messenger?" said Malfoy.
"Oh is the walk to long for you Malfoy? Does it hurt you little feet?" Hermione said sarcastically.
"Oh haha Granger very funny."
They walked back to the room in an awkward silence.
They reached the portrait they were allocated.
"Snuggle pot," said Hermione. The portrait was an elderly woman. She looked quite mad (as in crazy).
"What are you kiddies doing out here?" said the mad portrait lady. She was in a picture wearing old scrappy clothes.
She was standing outside a rickety old run-down house. She was standing surrounded by millions of cats (I based this character on the crazy cat lady of the Simpsons so if you can't picture how she looks just imagine her).
"Ah go a goo blah bleep toddle!" shouted the crazy lady. She started throwing the cats.
They bounced of the painting and flew back to her! The painting opened and Hermione and Malfoy ran in completely freaked out!
They closed the portrait. They could still hear her shouting in jibberish.
Malfoy glared at Hermione like it was her fault. He magically copied the sheets and gave them to Hermione.
"I'm to tired to read them with you so you just read them and I'll read em' later," said Malfoy. He yawned and disappeared into his room.
Hermione sighed and trudged to hers. She sat down on the bed and read through the papers.
It said that once a week they had to have Night Shifts where they would go out and look around the castle for any students out of bed.
Great! Another chance for me to be alone with Malfoy! Joyous!
She read the rest and then chucked it on the floor. She grabbed the doona and threw it over herself then fell asleep.
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Hermione woke up early to the sound of her beeping alarm. She groaned and turned it off.
She stood up and got dressed then headed for the kitchen. Ernie sat there ready in his school uniform having a bowl of Wheaties (cereal brand).
Padma sat there applying what looked like the millionth coat of lip-gloss to her lips.
Hermione sat down and poured a bowl of cereal. Malfoy walked in nothing but some striped pyjama pants.
Ernie snorted into his food, Padma dropped her lip-gloss and stared while Hermione sat there calmly.
But inside she was dying and that scared her. Malfoy pulled up a chair and sat close to Hermione.
A shiver ran up Hermione's spine. He was very close. It made her uncomfortable but warm at the same time.
Malfoy scratched his stomach and got out the bread and muttered a spell and it immediately turned into toast.
"Morning Malfoy!' said Hermione. Her voice was none she had ever heard. It was high and squeaky.
She realised she was sweating. She looked at Padma. She was smiling mischievously. Hermione looked away.
Oh my gosh! Now Padma thinks I like Malfoy!
Hermione panicked. She stood up.
"I'm going to go see Harry and Ron, see you in Potions," said Hermione. Again she heard the squeaky nervous voice again. She kicked herself and walked out to go to potions.
And that's it! I'm really sorry it wasn't supposed to be an interesting chapter it was just an explaining chapter. Well if you didn't like that chapter don't worry the next one is planned to be much better!