Aroma

by Digimon Emperor X

After Ms. Chono has a emotional breakdown, she is asked to seek therapy in the form of Little Lebolski. But is letting your inner woman all that cracked up to be? And who's the freak trying to sabotage her real true love realtionship!

8. In the Dog House

Aroma

By: DMEX

Ch. 8

In the Dog House

(SAL is chained up in the backyard of the apartment with her bulldog, Mojo)

SAL (fake Brooklyn accent): The things I do for love…

Mojo: (growls angrily)

SAL: As if you have anything ta say other than-

SAL: (imitates Mojo's angry growling)

Mojo pokes SAL in the eyes

SAL (angry): DAMMIT! WHAT IN THE HELL DID YA DO THAT FER?

Mojo: (barks angrily)

SAL: Ya gouged me eyes!

Mojo: (barks)

SAL: You are some piece of work!

(footsteps)

Mojo laughs mischievously

SAL: And what's so funny, now?

Jenny: Mojo is SAL behaving himself?

(Mojo whines sadly)

Jenny: SAL!

SAL (like Eddie Guerrero): WHAAA! I didn't do nuttin!

Jenny: Is that bully picking on you?

(Mojo whines sadly)

Jenny (angry): SAL! OUTSIDE, NOW!

SAL: You are some piece of work!

SAL steps outside

*WHACK!*

SAL: IT WASN'T ME! THAT MUTT A-O-YERS-

*WHACK!*

SAL: THAT MUTT IS LYING! HE GOUGED ME EYES-

*WHACK!*

SAL: STOOOOOPPPPHAHAHAHA!

Jenny: Then apologize to Mojo!

SAL: But I didn't do-

*WHACK!*

SAL: STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT KENDO STICK!

Jenny: I'll stop if you quit teasing Mojo and apologize to Mojo!

SAL: He started it-

*WHACK!*

Jenny: Do you want me ta concuss you?

SAL: STOOOOOOOOOOPPHAHAHAHAHA! I'LL APOLOGIZE!

Jenny: That's what I thought you said!

SAL (quietly): nobody listens to the clown…

Jenny: OY YOU! What was that?

SAL: I said: "I'm in excruatating pain!"

Jenny: As you should be! I hit you with this bamboo stick about 5 times. You're lucky I didn't give you 20 lashings with it.

SAL goes back in the Dog House. Mojo cringes (fakely)

SAL: Sorry I messed with ya.

Mojo pants heavily, his tongue hangs out his mouth and his tails wags. Jenny hands Mojo a steak

SAL (angry): OH COME ON! WHY DOES HE GET A STEAK?

Jenny: Mojo always gets a steak around this time of night. As for you, SAL; ya get this!

(she slaps SAL with a cod)

Jenny: And until you make yerself useful; that's all you get! Now if you don't mind, I have to get to bed because I have to get up and in the morning.

SAL: Yeh whatever; ya red-headed-good-fer-nuttin-broad!

(Jenny slaps SAL with the cod again)

To be continued…!