Aroma
By: DMEX
Ch. 10
Jealous, Much?
Joey: I dink Tea's jealous.
Tea: What was that, Joey?!
Duke: Remember that last jealousy trip you had?
Tea: Which turned out to be triplet sisters that were really homicidal maniacs trying to take one of Yugi's cards for their sick and twisted plot!
Tristan: This is true.
Miho: This is so much fun. It's like the tightness of-
Kaiba: If you drop another Pipebomb again-
*BONG* BONG* BONG*
(Jenny comes in, everyone tries not to glare at her.)
Jenny: I don't mind if you look at me. That's wha all this skin is showin' for.
Tea (thinking): Ooohh! She aggravates me so much!
Jenny notices Tea and smirks
Jenny: Oh, dear oh me. Looks like someone is jealous.
Tea: What's that Jenny?! You got something to say to me?! Say it to my face!
Jenny: Me? Oh, honey I'm not sayin' much 'cept you tryin' ta copy my style.
Tea (grumbling): Oh no she didn't!
Jenny: Unless you're trying to free your inner diva like me, then I guess it's okay with me.
Kaiba (thinking): Pointless… Those two are arguing like two horny college-co-ed girls!
Jenny: Anyway, y'all remembered to bring your Duel Discs?
Classroom: Yes, Jenny.
Jenny: Good! Now then, before we get started, I just want you all to know that I love each and everyone of you. But one lucky man is gonna have a dinner date with me, or some lucky girl is getting a shopping trip with yers truly!
Tea (thinking, gritting her teeth): I honestly don't know if I hate her more like this or when she was a total bitch! I'll win this, just to stick it to her and show her what REAL DEAL SEX APPEAL is truly like!
Kaiba: Hmmm… Whatever. Just means I get to crush Wheeler's dreams.
Joey (angry): UP YERS, KAIBA!
Joey (thinking): Dat jus means I get to piss Kaiba off and-
Thoughts of Mai with boxing gloves appear in his skull
Mai: If you cheat on me, I have ta knock you out.
(kiss)
Joey: Oh, boy.
Joey: On second dought, I dink I'd ratha lose.
Tristan: What changed your mind?
Joey: Mai wid boxing gloves on.
Tristan: That would probably do it.
Duke: No kidding, remember what happened the last time she was disgruntled?
Joey: A li'l too well…
(Flashback)
Mai is punching Joey as if he's just a boxing sandbag. You can hear him shout in pain after each time she punches him.
Joey: Are ya happy, now?
Mai: I'm just getting started! You owe me you son of a bitch!
*WHACK*
Joey: OW! DAMMIT! DAT HOIT!
Mai: I'm in a REAL FOUL MOOD right now, so don't poke the bear. Especially when she has the gloves on!
*WHACK*
Joey: DAMMIT!
(end flashback)
Joey shudders, then stands up
Joey: Jenny, if it's okay wid you, I'd take dat F. Fer personal reasons I gotta sit dis one out.
Yugi: You're gonna pass up a Duel Monsters project?
Joey: If it means not gettin' my ass kicked, not ta mention bein' a pugilistic dummy fer Mai, den yes, I will.
Duke: That's your own damn fault, you should have never taken her to the boxing gym that day.
Joey: At da time, it seemed like a good idea.
Jenny walks over to Joey's desk, then sits on his lap
Joey: WHA DA?! WHADDYA DINK YER DOIN?!
Jenny brushes his cheek lightly and looks in his eyes very seductively
Jenny (softly, like Marilyn Monroe): Please? You wouldn't turn down a night out with little ol' me would you?
(Joey blushes a light red, trying not to think what Mai would do to him right now)
Joey: Well, uh…
Jenny (softly, like Marilyn Monroe): I know your taste in women, and I can make it worth your while if you win and give me a chance.
Joey: Who am I ta toin you down?
Jenny (softly, like Marilyn Monroe): Well that's good to know.
(she kissed his cheek)
Joey (thinking): Mai is SO GONNA KILL ME LATA, but it feels so right.
Kaiba: You sellout.
Jenny: You wanna play for a bit, Seto?
Joey (angry): WHA!? OH HELL NO! NOT LIKE DAT HE WON'T!
Kaiba: Zip it Wheeler! I have no interest in you, Ms. Chono. Plus, you're old enough to be my mother.
Jenny: Well are you old enough to see this?
(Classroom gasps in shock)
TO BE CONTINUED!