End of Season Bonus
Invention code
Airplane / Book Transport / Duplicator / Movie Transport/ Time Machine / Transmogrifier - A large cardboard box.
Atomic Freezer - A regular wooden clothespin
Hypercube - A rubix cube
Mega-Shrinker 5000 - A Computer microphone with an extendable neck. (originally, it was going to be a pen)
Mini Duplicator - a regular unsharpened number 2 pencil.
Mini Time Machine (MTM) - A round miniature chrome CD player with a red stripe going around it.
Scream Horn - A regular green megaphone (started out as an air horn. Became a megaphone at the middle of Season two.)
Time Pauser - A yellow Burger King top spinner.
Transmogrifier Gun - A regular small water pistol.
Character Profiles
Socrates:Socrates is a tiger who moved into Calvin's neighborhood in mid season one. He looks just like Hobbes with one small difference. Through some unknown freak of nature, he has red stripes on his tail. He belongs to a rich owner, who's family has enough money to afford the giant mansion at the end of town. Oddly enough, Socrates never gets a cent of that money. Socrates spends most of his time acquiring blank blueprints, and using them to plan out his various pranks. Socrates pranks just about everyone he knows. So in other words, he makes at least fifteen enemies a day. Calvin, of course, is at the top of this list, since he's Socrates' main target. Socrates' friends, however, consists of two people. Hobbes and Andy, who are the only ones who can put up with his occasional prank on them. Not that Socrates cares about his social reputation, of course.
Doctor Franklin Brainstorm:A evil genius who isn't that evil or that much of a genius. He wears a lab coat with a black shirt underneath, as well as green gloves, brown pants and black shoes. During his first few episodes, he had yellow eyes that were always out of focus, to give him more of the "stupid" look. Starting in more recent episodes, his eyes have turned grass green, and are no longer out of focus, since his personality gives him enough stupidity as it is. He also has bright red hair that sticks straight upward into spikes as if he had been electrocuted. His ultimate goal in life is to invent something so incredibly dangerous and diabolical, that it would frighten everyone into making him the ultimate leader of the world. The downside, however, is that every single invention he makes has something wrong with it, that he can't fix. His Servant Ray does the opposite of whatever he tells it to do, his hypercube is always jamming up, and his robot assistant is smarter than he is. One trademark about Brainstorm is that he's always yelling. And being the stupid genius he is, he's always coming up with some other weird idea to yell about. He still thinks that Hobbes and Socrates are robots, despite every single bit of proof that they aren't and that Calvin is out to "overthrow him".
Jack T. Robot:Dr Brainstorm built Jack originally to be his robot slave, who would do anything and everything he told him to do. Unfortunately, this is not what he got. Jack is a shiny, silver robot, about as tall as an average adult. Whenever he's in Brainstorm's lab, he's always reflecting whatever he's standing in front of. He has a round head with bolts and screws on the top, and a long pointed silver nose. His legs are segmented so that he can extend them outward, and take long strides. He never uses this feature though. His feet are simply metal rounded blocks. He has arms and five fingers on each hand just like any human. Jack never takes Brainstorm seriously. Always calling him by his dreaded first name, Jack is more of a good guy than a bad one. He does nothing to help Brainstorm whatsoever, and yet only slightly helps Calvin and Hobbes when they're in trouble. Whenever he's not walking or sitting, he leans against whatever's handy. He's always being sarcastic at everyone, especially Brainstorm, and whenever he's not reading his Robots Weekly magazine sipping milkshakes or sodas, or being forced to come along on Brainstorm's lunatic missions, he's watches with silent entertainment, as Brainstorm makes pathetic attempts to take over the world.
Andy: Andy is 8 years old, making him older than Calvin, Susie and Moe, but he hardly interacts with the other two. His sarcasm and wit match those of Mike Nelson and Jon Stewart. He somehow always has a wry comment on everything. Although he is somewhat bland in his first appearances, he comes out of his "shell" in INSANITY IN THE AIR, when he finally shows some real emotion. Andy doesn't go to Calvin's school because he is homeschooled by his parents. Andy often finds himself as the peacemaker between his "friends". He is named after his voice actor, Andrew Lawrence.
Sherman: Andy's pet hamster was an experiment at some university, and he is now named Sherman J Hamster and is a renowned genius. He has a secret lab under Andy's house and a not-so-secret resentment towards Hobbes and Socrates. Sherman truly is good-natured, but with such great knowledge come a great big honkin' ego. He enjoys citing interesting facts and reminiscing back on the days at the university. His hostility towards Hobbes and Socrates stems from the food chain, of which Sherman is close to the bottom on. They respond by referring to him as "Vermin". Andy is his only true friend. As for Calvin, the two had a similar relationship to the one between Hobbes and Sherman, but as the show progressed, they have gotten along better as Sherman is usually the first to catch on to Calvin's plans, and Calvin sometimes tries to help him out of Hobbes and Socrates' teasing.
Holographic Retro Griffin: While the real human Retro is still trapped on an alien planet after the events of CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT, he has sent a hardlight holographic version of himself in his place. This means that when human Retro finally manages to escape, he will have no knowledge of what his holographic version has gained. So far, the holographic Retro has abandoned the original plan of remaking the Imaginator, and is currently experimenting with other ideas. Retro, along with Rupert Chill, is one of the few "serious" villains, as in he is not goofy and clumsy (i.e., Dr Brainstorm), and he is considered someone whom Calvin and Hobbes are actually afraid of.
The Klein Family: From time to time, a character known as Klein shows up in the show, A DAY AT THE OFFICE, CHAOS TO MY EARS, INSANE ROAD TRIP. The character is in a different profession every time, just for the sake of comedic affect. He is considered by Calvin to be the one cool adult in the world, as the two always seem to get on fabulously whenever they meet. Klein is named after the his voice actor, world famous comedian Robert Klein.
Calvin and Hobbes marathon host segments
The screen is totally in static, a voice fades in and out.
"Hello? Hello? Come in, Nickelodeon, or whatever station we're on. This is Socrates, Andy and Sherman!"
Suddenly the static disappears and Socrates face appears in front of the screen, fiddling with some knobs.
"HA! There we go! We have now hacked into Nickelodeon's main computer! Good work on this, hamster!"
"Whatever." Sherman said, who was perched on Andy's shoulder.
Socrates took a clipboard, and read over it.
"Let's see what was on Nick's schedule for today. Hmm, Spongebob Squarepants? Danny Phantom? Fairly Odd Parents? Jimmy Neutron? I don't think so!"
Socrates put the clipboard, down.
"WE control you're television now! We control what you hear and see! So deal with it, pink boy!"
Andy and Sherman stared at Socrates for a long moment.
"Uh, right." Andy said. "Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, we're bringing you a full day of Calvin and Hobbes: The Series!"
"Whether you like it or not!" Socrates spat.
"Socrates, you're taking this too seriously, again." Andy sighed, turning to the tiger.
Socrates blinked.
"Oh, whatever, anyway, we're gonna stop rambling now, and get on to the first episode." He said.
Andy stepped up.
"Today's first episode is a little gem from early season one called The Black Turning Funnel. It's a personal favorite of mine."
"Yes," Socrates said, stepping in front of Andy. "Imagine a terrible storm raging through your town! There's nothing you can do to stop it! And it's heading straight for your house! What would you do? Die horribly or actually do something stupid like Calvin did? YOU DECIDE!!"
"Socrates,"
"Right. Anyway, that's our first episode of the day. And I'm sure you'll enjoy it."
There was a pause.
"YOU HAD BETTER!!!"
"SOCRATES!!" Andy and Sherman screamed.
"What?! What did I do? what?" Socrates yelled, defensively.
Andy and Sherman were sitting at the lab computers checking gauges and monitors.
Andy looked up and saw the screen.
"Oop! The first one's over!" he announced.
"Ah, good," said Sherman . "I'll start the next one."
Socrates suddenly walked in.
"How goes the battle, men?" he asked.
"Socrates, take a chilly pill," said Andy, typing something in. "We're preparing the next episode."
"Very good. Sherman , how are we fuel-wise?"
"Pizza Hut said they'd have it here in thirty minutes or less," Sherman replied, putting on a set of headphones.
"Excellent. Good work, men. Andrew, what's our next episode for the marathon? I've got the FCC on the phone about canceling all the other shows and letting us take over all the channels!" Socrates said, holding up a cell phone.
Andy instantly reached up and yanked it away from him.
"Ignore him, he's crazy," he said. "And please renew Blue Collar TV."
And he hung up.
"Socrates, you need some therapy and a glass of warm milk. Sit down so we can introduce the next show," he continued.
Socrates simply saluted and marched away.
Andy sighed and looked at the camera.
"Okay, our next episode tonight is a very famous episode. It's known as THE YELLOWSTONE MONSTER. It features the debut of our most popular enemies, Dr Brainstorm and Jack. Thrill as Calvin and Hobbes stop them from destroying the world," he said.
"And it's also the first episode to feature Socrates'…extra feature," Sherman added.
"What was that?" Socrates shouted, off-screen.
"Nothing!" Andy shouted back. "Shermie, roll the episode and get back to work."
Sherman simply grinned and pressed some buttons.
Socrates looked up and saw the monitor change.
"Ah, excellent! Boys? We've finished yet another episode in our Calvin and Hobbes: the Series marathon!" he said. "Come on out!"
Andy and Sherman, eating some pizza, entered the lab.
"What's our next episode?" Andy asked.
"I'll tell you later. Before we start, I've set up an interview with a star of the show!"
"Who?" Sherman asked.
Socrates found a remote and clicked it on.
Jack appeared on the monitor.
"This is Socrates, Andy and Sherman calling Jack T Robot. Can you hear us, Jack?"
"Loud and clear, Crateso," Jack said, clearly bored out of his metal skull.
"Good! We're going to be asking you about your career on television," said Socrates.
"Actually, my career is assisting a whacked out scientist who isn't all that evil," said Jack.
"I see, and do you get any satisfaction out of it?" Socrates went on.
"Well, sometimes Frank hits his head on something. It's good for a laugh."
"Uh-huh and how long do you plan to work in this profession?"
"Ummm…until Frank goes and kills himself, I suppose."
"That's nice, and what was it like working with Neil Crone?"
"Who?"
Andy and Sherman sighed.
"Jack, Neil Crone is a Canadian improv comic," said Sherman .
"Never heard of him," said Jack.
Andy approached the camera.
"Anywho, our next episode is NIGHT OF THE LIVING TELEVISION," Andy said. "Please enjoy. We've got to help Jack out."
Andy pressed a few buttons, and then rejoined the others.
"Yes, fascinating," said Socrates. "And what is the deal with Kevin Frank?"
"Socrates, can tigers suffer from testosterone?" asked Jack, who looked ready to leave.
Socrates was grinning happily at the camera.
"And we're back! Andy and Sherman have had a long talk with me about our marathon, and I've come to apologize for being so intent on this. After all, Calvin and Hobbes are the main characters, and we are merely the supporting cast," he said cheerfully.
Andy and Sherman were watching him now.
"In fact, we weren't even in the comic strip, so we probably shouldn't even be here," he added.
Andy simply shrugged.
"But I've been given some medication from the hamster genius over there, and I've realized that this is just a marathon of a show that just barely ranks with SpongeBob, and our DVD sales just barely topped those Cindy Crawford Workout tapes," he went on.
Andy finally pushed him aside.
"Nice. Thank you, Socrates. Good day," he said.
Sherman appeared on the screen.
"Now then, back to planet Earth," he said. "Our next episode is a personal favorite of mine because it's the debut of Andy and me after our appearance in the TV Movie about the Teacher Creature. The episode is TWO LOONS AND A KID. We finally see someone else in Calvin's family. Ready? Here we go," he said, pressing a button.
"Free Bird!" Socrates shouted.
"Shut up!" Sherman retorted angrily.
"AND WE'RE BACK!!!" Socrates shouted, stepping in front of a very annoyed Andy and Sherman. "Having completed another episode of Calvin and Hobbes: The Series! Which we're cramming down your throat totally against your will! What's that? You wanted to see that first air episode of Avatar, today? Episode of Drake and Josh coming on that you haven't seen in a while? WELL, TOO BAD!!! Yes it's a full day of Calvin and Hobbes TV show episodes with no end in sight!!"
Andy and Sherman glared, murderously at Socrates.
"Also," Socrates said, turning to Andy and Sherman. "Since Sherman connected that thing of his to Nickelodeon's main hard drive, I've been aiming on hacking into all the other major channels! CBS, FOX, Hallmark, ABC, HBO, Showtime, Comedy Central, A&E, Cartoon Network, Scifi, Boomerang, CNN... The list is endless! Soon, we'll be broadcasting Calvin and Hobbes to every single channel available!! Rendering everyone's remote control useless!!"
"Sure, Socrates." Andy said, rolling his eyes. "Anyway, what's up next?"
Socrates took the clipboard, and stared at it.
"Ah, A Day at the Office, one of my favorites. Imagine if you will, a character obsessed patent attorney being hired for something that has absolutely nothing to patents! He doesn't know it, but soon this man will be pulled into the deepest regions of the Calvin and Hobbes: The Series zone! Now then..."
Socrates took some wires, and began sticking them into a cable box.
"We should have total control over Court TV's programming within the next fifteen minutes! Then I'll start working on all the Disney channels! Jake Long, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!"
"Tell me, Socrates, do you take everything this seriously?" Andy asked.
"I have no idea what you're talking about." Socrates said.
"Whatever," Sherman said. "Anyway, our next episode is A Day at the Office, and I hope you enjoy it. Andy, where are those sedatives?"
There was a moment of silence.
Then, Andy's head peeked on screen.
"Oh, hey, we're back." He said, holding his hands in his pocket, and walking up to the screen. "I hope you enjoyed that last episode, it was pretty good in my humble..."
CRASH!!!!!
"...Uh, opinion..." Andy said, looking nervously towards a door, nearby. "Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, Sherman is sedating Socrates for the time being, just to try and calm him down, so I'll be introducing the next episode."
"NO!!! NO!!! I WON'T TAKE IT!!!!" Socrates screamed from other room.
"Fine, I'll just force it down then!!" Sherman retorted.
"NO, NO!! BLAH!! BEAEH!! BLEH!!"
Andy cast nervous glances toward the door.
"Uh, the next episode is called Wild Movie. It's another good episode, where Calvin tries to... uh..."
"CAT!!! GET BACK HERE!!"
SCRATCH!! SCRATCH!! HISSS!!! CRASH!!! BOOM!!!!
"...uh... tries to make a movie..." Andy said, turning a glance on the door.
"OK, Kitty! You asked for it!!!"
CRASH!! SCRATCH!! BOOM!! WHACK!!! CRAM!!! ZOOOM! ZAAAP!!
"And... I think you'll enjoy it, immensely..." Andy said, ginning nervously and shrugging.
"HELP!! THE RAT IS MAD!!! MAD!!!"
"GET OVER HERE!!!"
Andy threw another glance at the door.
"Uh, we're trying to calm his nerves." He said.
CRASH!!!!
"I should probably go check up on them."
Slowly, Andy made his way to the door.
"Anyway, our next episode is called Wild Movie. Please enjoy."
And with that, Andy walked off screen.
"ANDY!! GRAB HIS LEGS!!"
CRASH!!!!
BOOM!!
"BLOCK THE DOOR!! BLOCK THE DOOR!!"
SLAM!!!!
"GET HIM!!!"
"HELP!!! THEY'RE ALL CRAZY!!!!"
Andy and Sherman stared at Socrates.
He was sleeping on a conveniently placed bed, with the covers pulled up over his head.
Sherman looked up.
"Oh. Andy we're back on." Sherman said.
Andy looked up.
"Oh, hello, ladies and gentlemen, Sherman has finally gotten Socrates to sleep so I don't think we'll be having any more trouble tonight." He said.
Sherman nodded.
"Anyway, in case you just turned your TV on, you're watching the Calvin and Hobbes: The Series all day marathon. And we're almost done with it, Andy?"
"Right." Andy said. "Anyway, the next episode is called..."
Suddenly, Socrates began stirring.
Andy and Sherman froze, their eyes wide with fear.
Socrates' eyes popped open.
He stared at the wide eyed Andy and Sherman for a moment.
"Oh, hello," He yawned, sitting up. "Boy, that was a good rest. How'd you get me to sleep?"
Andy and Sherman exchanged glances.
"Uhh... I... don't know." Andy said.
Socrates blinked.
"Huh. Well, I'm feeling a lot better now." He yawned and stretched. "Yeah, I needed that. Real good sleep. Thanks, Vermin!"
"Don't push it." Sherman growled.
Socrates' eyes turned back to the camera.
"Ah, and we're back! Anyway ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to apologize for my gruesome actions earlier tonight. Temporary insanity. It happens all the time."
Andy and Sherman stared at Socrates, suspiciously.
"Uhh... OK." Andy said, "Well, Socrates, if you're feeling better, maybe you'd like to introduce the next episode?"
"Gladly."
Socrates stood up, walked over to the clipboard, and picked it up.
"Ladies and gentlemen, our next episode is not special in any way, because I don't appear in it. I don't even make a cameo, which kind of makes you wonder. The only side-character who's in it is fuzzball, there."
"HEY!" Sherman yelled.
Andy rolled his eyes.
"Anyway," He said. "It's called Super Calvin, and it involves Calvin getting the idea to combine his inventions into one. Unfortunately, everything goes wrong, and the inventions..."
"ANDY!!" Socrates yelled. "Don't ruin the surprise! Anyway, please enjoy our next episode, Super Calvin. I'm sure it will blow you're mind."
There was a moment of silence.
"Now then, I need to go hack into Ion television." Socrates said, turning around.
Andy and Sherman groaned loudly.
"I'll get the rope." Sherman growled.
Socrates lay bound and gagged in the corner of the room.
Andy and Sherman were standing in front of him.
"Ladies and gentlemen," Andy said. "Due to circumstances beyond our control…"
"Also known as Socrates," Sherman said.
"…we have had to tie Socrates up and insert an oily rag into his mouth so that we may bring you the final episode of our Calvin and Hobbes: the Series Marathon!" said Andy.
"Right, now this episode is a rather interesting episode because it is an all-new episode. The last episode of the second season, as a matter of fact! It's the whole reason we had this marathon in the first place," said Sherman .
"This episode features a new fact about Dr Brainstorm, and gives Rosalyn her first lines since that one babysitter episode in the first season," said Andy.
"So we present to you, The Alien Huntress," said Sherman .
Then they glanced back at Socrates.
"Now then," said Andy. "We have a little more time, so we're going to tell that one joke that Socrates hates with a passion."
Socrates immediately started jumping up and down.
"Who here has heard of the movie Thunderdome? At some point, someone shall say the word Thunderdome in your presence, and we're guessing that you don't have a snappy comeback ready. Well, we're gonna give you one!"
Socrates screamed through the oily rag.
"Shermie, let's give them whole demonstration, huh?"
"Sure," said Sherman . "Boy, I think we sure messed up on that whole Thunderdome fiasco."
"Oh come on," said Andy.
Socrates frantically made his way over to them.
"Can't we just get beyond Thunderdome?" Andy said triumphantly.
Socrates groaned and fell over.
Andy and Sherman laughed playfully.
"Ah, yes. Thank you, thank you," they said.
"Well, thanks for joining us here on the Calvin and Hobbes: the Series Marathon. We apologize to the FCC, all those channels we mentioned, and all those TV shows Socrates insulted," Andy said.
"In fact, we apologize for Socrates in general," said Sherman .
"Good night, everyone!" they chimed, waving goodbye.
Socrates just glared at them.
Season two episode trailers
Super Calvin
(Shows a shot of Calvin blasting ice from his hands. Jazzy music begins playing)
Narrator: On an all new, Calvin and Hobbes: The Series
Calvin (being electrocuted by the box): YAAAAAAUGH!!
Sherman: Calvin's like a mutant now!
Calvin: I am? Really? Cool!!
(Cuts to Calvin in his Super Calvin costume)
Calvin (triumphantly): I will use my amazing powers to save worlds, and fifth dimensions from monkey people!
Dr Brainstorm (rubbing his chin, thoughtfully): So, the six year old brat has super powers, now, eh?
(Cuts to Brainstorm shooting Calvin down from his rocket)
Calvin: YEEEK!!!!
(Cuts to Calvin throwing an electrical blast at Brainstorm in the neighborhood)
Brainstorm: Jack! He's taking countermeasures!! DO something!!"
Jack: Sure.Calvin, do you know where I can find a soda machine?
Calvin: Sure there's one at the entrance of Brown's General Store,
Jack: Thanks.
(Cuts to Calvin holding his hands up, which have frost swirling around them.
Shows Brainstorm firing his laser cannon at Calvin in his all body metal suit.)
Calvin: ACK!!!
Brainstorm (Throwing his arms back in his all metal body suit): BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Sherman: If Calvin uses too much of his powers, it'll kill him.
Calvin (taking a deep breath in): YAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!
Brainstorm (the scream throwing him backward): AAAAAAAUGH!!
(Shows Calvin panting heavily and wiping some sweat from his brow
Cuts to Brainstorm in his all metal body suit clutching his fists, and laughing.)
Brainstorm: GIVE ME YOU'RE WORST!!!!
Narrator: Calvin and Hobbes: The Series!Friday, June first at seven PM eastern.
Personality Test
(Jazzy music begins playing)
Narrator: Next time on a brand new Calvin and Hobbes: The Series
Dad: Calvin, you haven't really been building character lately,
Calvin: Of course I have! I got involved in a love affair, made a movie, got stuck in a hurricane, and had my superpowers erased through a time distortion vortex!
Dad: Sure you did, but I have some real chores for you.
(Switches to Calvin holding some pine cones and sticks in his hands. He jabs his finger at Susie.)
Calvin: YOU!! I'LL PAY YOU TWENTY BUCKS IF YOU SAY YOU'RE ME!!
Susie: Get lost, you little freak!!
Calvin: Dad doesn't believe I have enough character! It's so untrue! I've got character as far as the eye can see!
Socrates (glaring at Calvin): Well, do you have any concrete proof?
Calvin: Well…I don't think so...
(Cuts to Socrates wearing a black top hat and standing in front of a crate with the sign next to it.)
Socrates: Enter the magical world of Socrates' Personalized Personality Tests! Only one measly dollar!
(Shows four shots of Socrates handing a personality test to Calvin, Hobbes, Andy and Sherman.)
Sherman (angrily): Andy, you and I have been HAD!!
(Shows Socrates' nervously looking out his window.)
Socrates (frantically): It's a madhouse!! A MADHOUSE!!!
(Shows net flinging Socrates through the air.)
Narrator: CALVIN AND HOBBES: THE SERIES. Today at five PM, eastern.
Night of the Living Television II
(Shots of the sky, the buildings and the telephone wires flashing by to a drum beat.)
Narrator: In a world run on electricity, any villain can appear.
(The shot of the telephone lines comes back, only know they're swaying roughly. Suddenly, in a bright bolt of electricity, Electro some soaring out of them and smashes into Retro)
Electro: FFRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!
Retro: What the heck—?! D'OH!
Narrator: And now, two old foes are coming back for revenge.
Electro: Team up?
Retro: Glad to.
Narrator: And they actually know what they're doing!
(Calvin and Hobbes run away as Electro hovers above them, sending streams of electricity through the air, and a bunch of electrical items fly after them. Shot of Calvin and Hobbes ducking as a light bulb explodes. Shot of Retro untangling himself from some phone wires. Shot of Calvin firing the MTM at the forest. Shot of an eruption of water.)
Calvin: (V.O.) Let's ante up and play some really lousy Poker!
Sherman: I fold.
Narrator: Night of the Living Television II. A brand new Calvin and Hobbes TV movie. This Saturday at six PM eastern.
Sherman Goes to the Vet
(Shot of a calendar with the date circled "Sherman goes to the Vet")
Narrator: On an all-new Calvin and Hobbes: the Series…!
Sherman: (yelling) WHAT'S SO HORRIBLE ABOUT THE VET?! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S SO HORRIBLE ABOUT THE VET!
Calvin: Sherman, do have you ever noticed that you always seem to take simple questions personally?
Narrator: Sherman's going to the vet, and two tigers have a plan…
Socrates: Vets don't like smart animals because they try to rule the world!
Sherman: They do?
Hobbes: Ever seen "Pinky and the Brain"?
Narrator: …to make it a living nightmare!
Sherman: AAAHH! I'M NOT GOING TO THE VET! THIS IS A BUGHUNT, MAN! A BUGHUNT! GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER! WHAAAAAAAAHH!
(Hobbes and Socrates stare at him.)
Narrator: Calvin & Hobbes: the Series! This Friday at seven PM eastern.
The Alien Huntress
(The trailer begins with a black screen. The sound of a chainsaw being revved up is heard in the background. fast suspense music begins playing.)
Narrator: Today on the brand new Calvin and Hobbes: The Series season finale!
Jack (filing through some mail): Let's see, electric bills, cable bills, radar bills, your Evil Genius magazine, a letter from that freak giving you the free 'Take over the world in three days' book, some package from the 'make your evil genius inventions work' company, and another letter from your sister.
Brainstorm (frantically): MY SISTER?!?!
Sheila: WOW, WHAT A PRIMITIVE LABORATORY!! I'VE SEEN TWO YEAR OLDS WITH MORE ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY!
Brainstorm (angrily): Sheila, I have a little job for you.
(Brainstorm points to the screen with Calvin and Hobbes on it)
Sheila: GOOD GRIEF! THERE'S A ROBOT IN THAT WAGON!!!!
Jack: siiiiigh...
Socrates (in transmission mode): INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM GALAXOID AND NEBULAR!!!
Sheila (hearing everything from a listening device.): Transmitter?The boy has a transmitter in him?!?
(Cuts to Shiela attacking Calvin's parents with the hypnotizing gun. Then cuts to the basement)
Sheila (leaning over and grinning at Calvin, who's tied up in a chair): How are you doing, alien boy?
Calvin: What?!
Sheila: Don't play dumb with me!! You are gathering bits of information for the aliens!! You are plotting an invasion, aren't you? You're going to make us all walk about the streets and chant your great leader's name and make us clean your toilets with our tongues, aren't you?
Calvin (blankly): Eh, what are you going to do to me?
Sheila (holding up a chainsaw): I'm gonna cut your head open and remove the transmitter.
Calvin: WHAT?!?!
Narrator: Watch the Calvin and Hobbes: The Series season finale. Tonight at seven, part of today's seven hour Calvin and Hobbes marathon!
Season three preview trailer
Narrator: Coming soon to Nickelodeon…
Calvin and Hobbes looking up in surprise at the night sky.
Narrator: ...Calvin and Hobbes are back in an all-new season!
Socrates: Yep-er-doodles!
Narrator: A season of danger!
Hobbes charges through a collapsing space ship with the MTM.
Narrator: A season of confusion!
Calvin and Hobbes stare at backwards versions of themselves.
Calvin: You guys are evil, aren't you?
Nivlac: Evil is such a strong word. We perfer "dark".
Narrator: A season of great change!
Calvin holds up the upgraded MTM.
Calvin: Nothing can possibly go wrong!
MTM: Ah, I beg to differ.
Hobbes: We have so much in common.
Narrator: A season of fantasy!
Tiger Eye: Dejour. Is she French?
Lana: That's just her stage name. Her real name is Mimi Coffee.
Tiger Eye: Coffee?
Lana: No, thank you.
Shot of Calvin and Socrates at a buffet table.
Shot of Dr Brainstorm waving a leaf blower at Calvin, Hobbes, Socrates, Andy and Sherman.
Shot of Rupert Chill hanging Socrates by the tail.
Shot of Hobbes loading the MTM.
Shot of Sherman staring at something while Andy downs a glass of juice.
The words CALVIN & HOBBES pop up on the screen.
Narrator: Catch an all new season of Calvin & Hobbes: The Series this September on Nick.
Shot of Jack talking to Dr Brainstorm, who is dressed in black.
Shot of Calvin being pulled through a bathroom mirror.
Shot of a beaten up Susie limping by.
Shot of a pale ghost attacking Socrates.
Shot of Calvin and Hobbes giving each other a high five.
Coming up Next:The Calvin and Hobbes: The Series Season 3 premiere, DR BRAINCHILL.
Please refer to Calvin and Hobbes: The Series (SEASON THREE), or my profile if it hasn't been posted, yet. The titles for first five episodes of the third season have been released!