She ran into the forest, pushing away branches and running for her life.
What had just happened? One minute, she, Louise, and Sakura had been drinking tea and talking about war plans, when suddenly, POOF!
She ended up here with all these men who looked EXACTLY like her friends and enemies!
Tch! Probably some trick by those stupid Allies! Trying to get me while I'm unguarded! THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
She ran faster, narrowly missing a tree.
"GOTCHA!"
"AH!" Suddenly, out of nowhere, some fatso jumps out from a tree and lands on her, pinning her to the ground. Struggling to get him off, she looked into the eyes of a very familiar American.
"THE HERO HAS CAPTURED YOU AGAIN, ITALY!" She closed her eyes and breathed in deeply.
"Hey, Italy? You ok? I didn't crush you, did I? That's not going to be good for my reputation." She opened her eyes and sent him the meanest glare in history.
"Get. Off. Me. NOW."
"Italy~!"
"Italy!" France and, sadly, Japan were paired together to go find Italy, walking/running around in the forest to find her. Looking in bushes and around trees. Surprisingly, France wasn't trying to molest Japan.
Curious, he called him out on it.
"Ah...not to be rude, France, but usually, you would be trying to have your wicked way with me by now..."
"This is my precious Italy! My adoring baby brother! Now that he's a she, I can finally put him in all of those cute dresses we designed together!" Suddenly remembering the cute maid/normal/cutesy dresses they had designed for Italy one boring afternoon, Japan perked up.
"As much as she is my friend, let's find her quickly!"
"..."
"..."
"...KESESESESESESESESE!"
"SHUT UP, ARU!"
Germany, being the only manry one in the Axis, went with Russia and England, going around, trying to find his dear lo-
ERM, HIS DEAR FRIEND ITALY, YES.
HIS FRIEND.
FRIEND.
F-R-I-E-N-D.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
"I think Italy will be eaten by the wolves, da?"
"What the bloody hell is wrong with you?!"
"Both of you, shut up!" Germany hissed at them.
"AHHHHHHH!" They heard a blood curdling screech, none other than that of the American's, and ran off in that direction. When they got there, the found America tied to a tree, jacket and... shirt gone?
"Erm... Hey guys! Hero needs help?" Germany sighed and ignored him as Russia went to untie him, slinging him over his shoulder 'kol kol kol' ing all the way home.
"DAMMIT RUSSIA, PUT ME DOWN!" The merely vodka-pleasure-smiled at him and went back to England and Germany.
"America, what happened?"
"Well, for one thing, THAT ISN'T ITALY!"
"Of course it is, you bloody fool!"
"NOPE. NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE. NOT HIM."
"How can you be so sure?" Germany asked annoyed.
"Well, for one, I tackled her to the ground and she growled at me before throwing me off her, and then taking my shirt to tie me up and run off, taking my jacket for ransom!" He sniffed. "Lord knows I love that jacket..."
"Bloody hell, forget about the bloody jacket! Where did he- er, she go?!"
"Over there!" He pointed towards the direction of a river, muddy foot-prints sprawled across the ground. Germany and England ran off, Russia a bit... preoccupied with his "Little American Doll".
"OW!"
"Shouldn't have laughed, aru."
"DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD FLICK A BRANCH IN MY FACE!"
Thwack.
"OW!"
"France, what happened?!"
"MY GORGEOUS FACE, IT HAS..."
"...Yes?"
"IT HAS DIRT ON IT!"
"...France, you're, erm, naked..."
"Oui? And?"
"...Please put your clothes on..."
"..."
"..."
"...Only because I respect you."
F_F
WUT.
"C'mon, America! You're under my control now. NOW SPIN!"
"UGH! FINE, YA CREEPER!" America spun in his American Girl Doll outfit, placing a finger lightly on the corner of his mouth and winking flirtatiously.
"Kol kol kol..."
England and Germany ran, following the Italian girl/boy/WHOMEVER towards the river, going deeper into the forest.
They could see her in range and had caught up pretty quickly when England suddenly stopped.
TO TALK TO A FREAKING TREE.
WTH, ENGLAND.
"Flying Mint Bunny! Pixie! Tree Spirit! I haven't seen you guys in a while!" Rolling his eyes, Germany continued to run after the person.
"How lovely! I would LOVE to join your tea party..."
Damn! They're catching up! Or...at least Germany is. I think it's her.
No! It's a trick by those damn Allies! That is not Louise!
"STOP! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!"
"NEVER, YOU F****ING ALLIE!"
"NEIN! I'M GERMANY! I'M IN ZHE AXIS!"
"PROVE IT!" She ran faster from him, and he caught up to her, within range where he could yell at her without the entire world hearing.
Then, he said something.
A code word.
LIKE HELL IM TELLING YOU! IT'S A SECRET!
She kept running, but looked over her shoulder.
He wasn't on the enemies side!
But, because she wasn't looking, she tripped over a rather large tree root that suddenly appeared, and fell over, down a small ravine, and falling into the creek, unconscious.
WHY IS SHE UNCONSCIOUS?
SHE HIT HER HEAD ON A STUPID ROCK.
DAMN YOU, ROCK.
DAMN YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!
But rocks don't have families, huh?
DAMN YOU NONETHELESS!
"ITALY!"
Oh, right.
He ran over to her, picking her up out of the water, to see a minor head concussion, as well as one on her hip.
"...Damnit, Uni! I asked to capture her, not to trip her!"