Dreaming Of You
By: Lady Slytherin
Disclaimer - These characters do NOT belong to me, so don't sue! Den Grudge from Slytherin house is mine though, he was in my other story, The Bet, he's basically a guy who has a crush on Hermione.
Summary - Hermione's in her seventh year and all year she's caught Draco Malfoy stealing glances at her. But after an incident in Potions class, all that changes. Now, it's gone worse. They can read each other's minds and Draco wont leave her alone! D/Hr
A/N - Hey thanx for all the review guys . you're da best!
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"This is going to be great!" Den said excitedly, "What other colors should we add?" Draco crossed his arms over his chest. "Hmm . we want to make the color disgusting . and smelly . Grudge, give me your socks," he said. Den wrinkled his nose. "Draco! I haven't washed these for two weeks!" Chaze's face turned sour. "That's the whole point," he said.
Den reluctantly took off his socks and dropped then into the large cauldron. It sizzled and made a hissing sound. "Man . those ARE smelly socks," Chaze said. Draco started pacing around the room. "Turge, put the heat up a bit," he said. Chaze sighed. "It's already too hot in here. I don't understand why we have to do all this in the basement of The Three Broomsticks. What if somebody sees us from above?" Draco glared at him. "Just shut up and turn the heat up," he said.
"Firalum Intactation," Chaze said. The room temperature went up and Draco unbuttoned his shirt and whipped his forehead. "Hey guys. Somebody dropped a couple of Bertie Bot's beans here," Den said. He popped one in his mouth, "want some?" Draco wrinkled his nose. "Dude, that's disgusting ." Chaze said.
Draco sighed. "Somebody please think of something smelly of disgusting to put in the cauldron!" he cried sitting down. Suddenly a big blotch of cream fell from above and hit him on the head. Draco, Chaze and Den looked up slowly. There was a big hole on top, where people were walking around. "No fair," Den said. "Draco gets cream! . I want cream." Draco's eye twitched as some of the cream dripped to his eye. "Uh . Draco? You're eye's turning red," Chaze said. Draco's eye twitched some more, "This stupid thing better be worth it," he muttered.
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"Hermione! Hey! Come back!" Lavender yelled. Hermione was stomping down the road glaring at everyone in sight. "Hey!" Parvati said as they caught up with her. Hermione's cheeks were puffed out and her face was all red. "WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? STRUTTING AROUND LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE! HE JUST MAKES ME SOO MAD ."
Lavender held Hermione's shoulders. "Calm down," she said, "breath ." Parvati giggled. "You get mad easily," she said. Hermione crossed her arms over her chest. "Where do we go now?" Lavender asked looking around. "Zonko's," Hermione said, "Harry and Ron are probably there already." She stomped off with Parvati and Lavender behind her.
"Hey Mione," Harry greeted as Hermione, Lavender and Parvati stepped in the shop. "Hey," Hermione said gloomily, "Where's Ron?" Harry stuck his thumb over his shoulder. Ron was moving around trying to grab everything in a bag. "Ron!" Hermione exclaimed, "How do you expect to pay for all of this?" Ron shrugged. "Don't know," he batted his eyes at Hermione, "maybe you can lend me some money?"
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Hermione," Harry asked, "why are you here?" Hermione's cheeks puffed up and she crossed her arms over her chest. "None of your business," she muttered. Lavender and Parvati giggled. "It's because of Malfoy," they said in unison. Harry looked puzzled. "Malfoy?"
Hermione shook her head. "It's nothing. He was just being a git," she said. Lavender tugged on Parvati's arm. "Let's go. This place isn't suited for fine ladies like us," she said. The store clerk glared at them. Lavender blushed. "From a fine lady's point of view of course!" she said. Hermione chuckled, "See you later guys," she said to Harry and Ron.
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"Hurry up! They're coming!" Den said. I rolled my eyes. "I can see that," I drawled lazily. "This is disgusting!" Chaze exclaimed pinching his nose tightly. "What'd you add there, Draco?"
I raised an eyebrow, "Well . aside from Grudge's socks, I think I put in Crabbe's T-shirt. You know, the one he always wears when he 'exercises.' It's all smelly and damp like so I decided to put it in there," I said. "Oh yeah, there are also a couple of Goyle's boogers that I picked up, WITH gloves from under his pillow."
"Ew," Den said. "Goyle keeps his boogers under his pillows? That's just disgusting!" He made a face and looked into the cauldron. "Do you actually SEE him pick his nose?!" he said.
Chaze grinned madly. "Yeah. My bed's right next to his and sometimes I can't go to sleep, so when I turn around he'd be there. Picking his nose with his index finger," he said.
I wrinkled my nose. The thought of Goyle, and where his hands go at night is sort of a scary thought. Good thing I don't have to share a dormitory with these morons.
"Wiggling it around," Chaze continued. "Then if it was a small one he's fling it somewhere. Who knows where it goes? The big ones he puts under his pillow." He took a green balloon and filled it with the goo from the cauldron.
Den's face turned white. "You mean the stuff I found in my eye when I woke up wasn't from sleep?!!" he exclaimed. He stuck out his tongue. "Yuck! I can't believe I actually rubbed that stuff off with my hand!"
"Will you two shut up?! They're coming!" I snarled. No. They weren't really. Brown and Patil had stopped at a nearby store to check out some earrings. I just couldn't stand the thought of Goyle's boogers anymore. I didn't even know he flicked them around. I've missed out on so much. It's all because of Granger. That buck-toothed, brainy idiot that keeps invading my mind. Damn her.
"Finish up, guys," I drawled out. I took another balloon and filled it up with goo. Just a couple of more. Maybe this'll get my mind off her. . Then again . she'll probably yell at my face again. Oh well, better then that then her getting all mushy on me.
"We have . fifty," Chaze said counting all the balloons that were stacked up in a pile. "How many do we get each?" he asked counting all of them again. "But three can't go into fifty evenly . that's just wrong," he said.
I rolled my eyes. What an idiot. "I'll get thirty and you two get twenty each," I drawled. I tossed both of them a bag. This is going to be easier than I thought. Granger's going to be sorry she EVER messed with me.
"Okay let's go. Turge, your get Brown and Grudge you get Patil. Granger's mine," I said grinning madly. "Where's your Invisibility Cloak?" I asked Chaze. He took it out from his pack and handed it to me.
"Okay. I'll use this one since I left mine at home. You two use Grudge's," I said. Chaze and Den both groaned. "Shut up. We don't have time for this," I said, "On the count of three . one . two . three .!" 'Ready or not Granger here I come .'
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"What's wrong, Hermione?" Parvati asked. Hermione shook her head. "I- It's nothing," she said. Parvati shrugged. 'What the hell did Malfoy mean by that?' Hermione thought. Suddenly they heard Lavender scream.
She was covered in slimy green goo from head to toe. "Eeew!" she squealed. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!!" SPLAT! "Aaah! My new dress! Ugh!" Parvati screamed as the goo hit her.
Hermione heard someone laugh in her head. 'This better not be one of your little jokes, Malfoy!' she thought angrily. 'Hey Granger, duck.' Came the reply. Then all of a sudden a big splotch hit Hermione in the back making her tumble down. "Argh!" she cried. She tried getting it out of her hair, though it stuck like gum.
Hermione looked to her right. Parvati and Lavender were huddled on the ground with their hands on their heads as gigantic balloons filled with green goo came out no where.
"Ugh." Hermione stood up only to be hit on the bum by one rather large balloon. "Aaargh! Malfoy!" she shrieked. She heard faint laughter to her left and swung her bag as hard as she could.
"OW! HOLY SHIT!" she heard someone say. There was a thud. Hermione started hitting Draco with her purse. Thought she couldn't see him she could hear his faint groaning. "R-Retreat!" She heard him shout. Suddenly ten balloons came out of nowhere and hit Hermione all over her body. She fell to the floor and Draco got up. "Let's go," he whispered to Den and Chaze.
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WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM .! How DARE Malfoy do this to me! This is the worst yet! What the hell was he thinking? Doesn't he know I knew it was him? EVEN with his Invisibility Cloak on.
I stormed into the dormitory. Muttering the password I threw open the door. Draco was sitting comfortably on the couch reading a book. "Hello, Hermione," he said smoothly, "did you miss me?"
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Sorry for taking so long. Been busy. Anyways . how'd you like? This was more humor than romance but whatever. Though I wanted to know if you people want the next chapter to be more romance or more humor. Hmm. dunno. R/R! ^_^
By: Lady Slytherin
Disclaimer - These characters do NOT belong to me, so don't sue! Den Grudge from Slytherin house is mine though, he was in my other story, The Bet, he's basically a guy who has a crush on Hermione.
Summary - Hermione's in her seventh year and all year she's caught Draco Malfoy stealing glances at her. But after an incident in Potions class, all that changes. Now, it's gone worse. They can read each other's minds and Draco wont leave her alone! D/Hr
A/N - Hey thanx for all the review guys . you're da best!
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"This is going to be great!" Den said excitedly, "What other colors should we add?" Draco crossed his arms over his chest. "Hmm . we want to make the color disgusting . and smelly . Grudge, give me your socks," he said. Den wrinkled his nose. "Draco! I haven't washed these for two weeks!" Chaze's face turned sour. "That's the whole point," he said.
Den reluctantly took off his socks and dropped then into the large cauldron. It sizzled and made a hissing sound. "Man . those ARE smelly socks," Chaze said. Draco started pacing around the room. "Turge, put the heat up a bit," he said. Chaze sighed. "It's already too hot in here. I don't understand why we have to do all this in the basement of The Three Broomsticks. What if somebody sees us from above?" Draco glared at him. "Just shut up and turn the heat up," he said.
"Firalum Intactation," Chaze said. The room temperature went up and Draco unbuttoned his shirt and whipped his forehead. "Hey guys. Somebody dropped a couple of Bertie Bot's beans here," Den said. He popped one in his mouth, "want some?" Draco wrinkled his nose. "Dude, that's disgusting ." Chaze said.
Draco sighed. "Somebody please think of something smelly of disgusting to put in the cauldron!" he cried sitting down. Suddenly a big blotch of cream fell from above and hit him on the head. Draco, Chaze and Den looked up slowly. There was a big hole on top, where people were walking around. "No fair," Den said. "Draco gets cream! . I want cream." Draco's eye twitched as some of the cream dripped to his eye. "Uh . Draco? You're eye's turning red," Chaze said. Draco's eye twitched some more, "This stupid thing better be worth it," he muttered.
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"Hermione! Hey! Come back!" Lavender yelled. Hermione was stomping down the road glaring at everyone in sight. "Hey!" Parvati said as they caught up with her. Hermione's cheeks were puffed out and her face was all red. "WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? STRUTTING AROUND LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE! HE JUST MAKES ME SOO MAD ."
Lavender held Hermione's shoulders. "Calm down," she said, "breath ." Parvati giggled. "You get mad easily," she said. Hermione crossed her arms over her chest. "Where do we go now?" Lavender asked looking around. "Zonko's," Hermione said, "Harry and Ron are probably there already." She stomped off with Parvati and Lavender behind her.
"Hey Mione," Harry greeted as Hermione, Lavender and Parvati stepped in the shop. "Hey," Hermione said gloomily, "Where's Ron?" Harry stuck his thumb over his shoulder. Ron was moving around trying to grab everything in a bag. "Ron!" Hermione exclaimed, "How do you expect to pay for all of this?" Ron shrugged. "Don't know," he batted his eyes at Hermione, "maybe you can lend me some money?"
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Hermione," Harry asked, "why are you here?" Hermione's cheeks puffed up and she crossed her arms over her chest. "None of your business," she muttered. Lavender and Parvati giggled. "It's because of Malfoy," they said in unison. Harry looked puzzled. "Malfoy?"
Hermione shook her head. "It's nothing. He was just being a git," she said. Lavender tugged on Parvati's arm. "Let's go. This place isn't suited for fine ladies like us," she said. The store clerk glared at them. Lavender blushed. "From a fine lady's point of view of course!" she said. Hermione chuckled, "See you later guys," she said to Harry and Ron.
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"Hurry up! They're coming!" Den said. I rolled my eyes. "I can see that," I drawled lazily. "This is disgusting!" Chaze exclaimed pinching his nose tightly. "What'd you add there, Draco?"
I raised an eyebrow, "Well . aside from Grudge's socks, I think I put in Crabbe's T-shirt. You know, the one he always wears when he 'exercises.' It's all smelly and damp like so I decided to put it in there," I said. "Oh yeah, there are also a couple of Goyle's boogers that I picked up, WITH gloves from under his pillow."
"Ew," Den said. "Goyle keeps his boogers under his pillows? That's just disgusting!" He made a face and looked into the cauldron. "Do you actually SEE him pick his nose?!" he said.
Chaze grinned madly. "Yeah. My bed's right next to his and sometimes I can't go to sleep, so when I turn around he'd be there. Picking his nose with his index finger," he said.
I wrinkled my nose. The thought of Goyle, and where his hands go at night is sort of a scary thought. Good thing I don't have to share a dormitory with these morons.
"Wiggling it around," Chaze continued. "Then if it was a small one he's fling it somewhere. Who knows where it goes? The big ones he puts under his pillow." He took a green balloon and filled it with the goo from the cauldron.
Den's face turned white. "You mean the stuff I found in my eye when I woke up wasn't from sleep?!!" he exclaimed. He stuck out his tongue. "Yuck! I can't believe I actually rubbed that stuff off with my hand!"
"Will you two shut up?! They're coming!" I snarled. No. They weren't really. Brown and Patil had stopped at a nearby store to check out some earrings. I just couldn't stand the thought of Goyle's boogers anymore. I didn't even know he flicked them around. I've missed out on so much. It's all because of Granger. That buck-toothed, brainy idiot that keeps invading my mind. Damn her.
"Finish up, guys," I drawled out. I took another balloon and filled it up with goo. Just a couple of more. Maybe this'll get my mind off her. . Then again . she'll probably yell at my face again. Oh well, better then that then her getting all mushy on me.
"We have . fifty," Chaze said counting all the balloons that were stacked up in a pile. "How many do we get each?" he asked counting all of them again. "But three can't go into fifty evenly . that's just wrong," he said.
I rolled my eyes. What an idiot. "I'll get thirty and you two get twenty each," I drawled. I tossed both of them a bag. This is going to be easier than I thought. Granger's going to be sorry she EVER messed with me.
"Okay let's go. Turge, your get Brown and Grudge you get Patil. Granger's mine," I said grinning madly. "Where's your Invisibility Cloak?" I asked Chaze. He took it out from his pack and handed it to me.
"Okay. I'll use this one since I left mine at home. You two use Grudge's," I said. Chaze and Den both groaned. "Shut up. We don't have time for this," I said, "On the count of three . one . two . three .!" 'Ready or not Granger here I come .'
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"What's wrong, Hermione?" Parvati asked. Hermione shook her head. "I- It's nothing," she said. Parvati shrugged. 'What the hell did Malfoy mean by that?' Hermione thought. Suddenly they heard Lavender scream.
She was covered in slimy green goo from head to toe. "Eeew!" she squealed. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!!" SPLAT! "Aaah! My new dress! Ugh!" Parvati screamed as the goo hit her.
Hermione heard someone laugh in her head. 'This better not be one of your little jokes, Malfoy!' she thought angrily. 'Hey Granger, duck.' Came the reply. Then all of a sudden a big splotch hit Hermione in the back making her tumble down. "Argh!" she cried. She tried getting it out of her hair, though it stuck like gum.
Hermione looked to her right. Parvati and Lavender were huddled on the ground with their hands on their heads as gigantic balloons filled with green goo came out no where.
"Ugh." Hermione stood up only to be hit on the bum by one rather large balloon. "Aaargh! Malfoy!" she shrieked. She heard faint laughter to her left and swung her bag as hard as she could.
"OW! HOLY SHIT!" she heard someone say. There was a thud. Hermione started hitting Draco with her purse. Thought she couldn't see him she could hear his faint groaning. "R-Retreat!" She heard him shout. Suddenly ten balloons came out of nowhere and hit Hermione all over her body. She fell to the floor and Draco got up. "Let's go," he whispered to Den and Chaze.
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WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM .! How DARE Malfoy do this to me! This is the worst yet! What the hell was he thinking? Doesn't he know I knew it was him? EVEN with his Invisibility Cloak on.
I stormed into the dormitory. Muttering the password I threw open the door. Draco was sitting comfortably on the couch reading a book. "Hello, Hermione," he said smoothly, "did you miss me?"
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Sorry for taking so long. Been busy. Anyways . how'd you like? This was more humor than romance but whatever. Though I wanted to know if you people want the next chapter to be more romance or more humor. Hmm. dunno. R/R! ^_^