Episode 9: Doofs Personal Singer

It was a normal day in the second dimension: Phineas and Ferb did something boring, Mom was hiding in the base and… oh, please! It was NO normal day! Doofenshmirtz gave a special speech on TV:

"To all people of the Tri-State Area: Today is a very special day. I am bored and need a personal singer! So everyone of you is allowed to sing for me, and maybe you become Doofenshmirtz´s Personal Singer! Remember two things: Normally I would doom you for singing AND if you win, you are out of slavery because you will be part of the Doofenshmirtz leadership then! So give your best or go to bed!"

Everyone was happy about this big chance of freedom! Phineas and Ferb watched this and decided to go there, too. But then Phineas noticed: "Hey, where´s Candace?"

Candace didn't notice that Phineas and Ferb wanted to go out of the house. She was in the bathroom and used an entrance to the Resistance HQ, that leads through… the toilet. When she arrived at the HQ, she said: "I don't trust this contest! I am sure Doofenshmirtz has another plan! Baljeet?" Baljeet answered: "You are right, leader. He really has another plan. The building, where the competition is, is a big robot! Well, it is a normal building, and Doofenshmirtz turned it into a big robot, but I think it´s nearly the same." "What?" Candace shouted "I must stop the competition! I have to go!" "Good Luck!" all members responded. And with that Candace was on her way to the building.

Phineas and Ferb already arrived at the contest place. They noticed that Isabella was there, too. "Britney?" Phineas asked. "What?" Isabella was confused. "I am not…" "Britney Luver?" Ferb asked. "Ooohh" Isabella remembered. "Hi, Ferb… and Phineas." "What are you doing here?" Phineas asked. Isabella responded: "I and my firestorm girls want to sing so we can be part of the Doofenshmirtz leadership." She didn't say part 2 of the plan: They want to infiltrate the leadership and defeat it from the inside. "Cool, we too!" Phineas said. Ferb continued: "We could sing together, as a group." Isabella´s heart was bumping, and she forgot the plan. "Y-y-yeah, s-s-sure!" And with that the group was waiting…

Candace arrived at the same building, at the level where Doof prepared himself for the show. That means, he was just standing around and waiting for Candace. "Ah, Candace Flynn!" Doofenshmirtz said and trapped her with metal arms that were holding Candace at her arms and legs. "Really?" Candace asked. "What?" Doof just responded. "Well, I could push the button to turn the building into a robot right now… but that would be a little bit early, so I wait with that until my first break in the show." And with that he was starting the show. He got the first singers, and they were terrible! "Man, when is my break?" Doofenshmirtz asked himself after singer number 10.

Phineas, Ferb, Isabella and the firestorm girls were still waiting. "So…" Phineas tried to start a conversation "what are you doing in your free time?" "I do karate, judo, boxing, kickboxing, thai boxing, fencing and aikido." Isabella answered "…not that I would need that… and what are you two doing normally?" Ferb answered: "We have to follow Candaces ´Stay in the house´ rule, so we are doing normal boring stuff, like playing games like Doofopoly." "Oh yes, I forgot" Isabella said "But how did Candace allow you to go out today?" "She don't know that we are not in our house" Phineas answered. That was reason enough for Isabella to take an eye on them, especially on Ferb…

Now it was the first break. "Finally" Doofenshmirtz said "okay, one or two people were good singers, they would have a chance… but now I push the button to turn the building into a robot and destroy the Tri-State Area as a sign of my power!" And with that, he pushed the button, and the building turned into a big, scary robot. Everyone in the building was scared why the building is moving, but Doof just said through the microphone: "Don't worry, it´s just an earthquake." Then he realized: "Wait, where is Candace Flynn?" Then he turned around and saw that Candace was some kind of wiring… things…to things… and the robot turned around into another direction. "I will find out how to stop the robot…" Candace said to herself, but Doofenshmirtz prepared a second pair of metal arms, and Candace was trapped again. "Well" Doofenshmirtz said "I have to go back to the competition. I guess you might be hungry. So the platyborg will bring you food. Bye!" Then the platyborg brought food to Candace. "Candace just answered: "How should I be able to eat when I am trapped?" The platyborg was just showing a glass of pepper, and Candace said: "Yes, please."

In this moment Phineas and Ferb heard that it was their turn now. So they were going to Doofenshmirtz and with Isabella and the firestorm girls, they were singing a song: The song "Gitchee Gitchee Goo". When they were finished, Doofenshmirtz said: "Well, you are good. And you were the last ones." Then he took the microphone and said: "I will now say who won the contest: Phineas, Ferb and Britney." Then he turned back to the group and said: "You are now part of my leadership. Just stay in my apartement… forever." "Oh, sorry" Phineas said "Candace will be worried if we don't come back home…" "Then you must decide!" Doofenshmirtz said "Me, the great leader, or your boring sister!" "If that so" Phineas answered "we go back home! We don't go to someone who force us to decide, even if it is our leader!" "Fine!" Doof responded. He took the microphone again and said: "Changing plans! I have to take the second place: Marty the rabbit and his musician blender. And don't forget: Tomorrow all the others of you are slaves again, so go to bed!" Then he heard a ´boom´ and noticed that the building wasn't moving anymore. So he went back to Candace and saw that Candace was free and destroyed the robot. Doofenshmirtz shouted: "Curse you, Can… wait, is that a big hill of pepper on the food the platyborg brought you?" Then Candace was blowing the pepper away and rest of the robot was about to sneeze. "Yes, your fast ticket to your apartement" Candace responded. Doof wanted to say: "But I don't want to go there this way…" but it was too late. He already found himself in the air and shouted: "Curse you, Candace Flynn!" Candace was in the air, too, but she just opened her resistance parachute and was flying home.

Phineas and Ferb were already back at home, and as Candace arrived, she saw that Phineas and Ferb were sleeping on the Couch. So Candace didn't notice that Phineas and Ferb were outside today.

Additional scene:

Doofenshmirtz called the third place of the contest to come. A few minutes later he arrived at Doofenshmirtz´s apartement. "Well" Doofenshmirtz said "I liked your song so much, that I thought: I can´t leave him in slavery! So I decided you would make a great intern!" The person who won the third place looked exactly like his first dimension self, and he looked very surprised right now. "Really? You liked my song ´Carl the intern´? Oh, that's great! I promise, I will be a good intern… or evil… however you want it, but thanks!" "Just one thing" Doofenshmirtz said "please, change your clothing style." "Of course, leader!" Carl responded.