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"Hey Mira!" Gray said as he walked to the bar.
"Hey Gray! How's it going?" Mira asked.
"Eh. It's pretty boring now-a-days. There aren't any good jobs."
"I know. We need to build up our reputation to get better jobs. And so we can get more money to get out of here and go back to our old guild spot."
"This place ain't that bad, but you're right. I would prefer our old guild building better. And we could get people to stop laughing at the mention of Fairy Tail and show them that Fiore's strongest wizards are back!" Gray exclaimed with a fist pump in the air.
"Hahaha. That's the spirit, Gray!" Mira leaned towards Gray. "Say, have you noticed that everyone has gotten closer recently?"
Gray looked around the guild. Lucy and Loke were sitting at a table together, Jellal was following Erza trying to apologize for his statement a few days ago, Levy showing Gajeel some stuff in books, Natsu and Lisanna hanging out at another table together, and Bisca and Alzack playing with Asuka (even though it doesn't really matter cuz they're a married couple and Hiro Mashima actually wrote it, but anyways...).
"You're right." Gray looked down at the counter. "It kinda seems like I'm the only one without a girlfriend."
Juvia was hiding behind a pillar watching Gray, as usual. "Don't worry Gray-sama! You have Juvia!" she said to herself.
"Awww. Cheer up Gray! You'll find someone. What about Juvia? She's always following you around." Mira said.
"Eh. Maybe I'll just go look around the guild or town for someone single."
However, Gray didn't plan to do this. He planned to do something mischievous, very mischievous indeed, but Mirajane couldn't know that. Gray didn't plan to look for someone for himself, but to ruin the relationships over others. Gray had that evil diamond sparkle in his eyes as he looked around for his first target. His eyes rested on Erza. He started to slowly walk towards her.
"Hey Erza!"
"Oh! Hi Gray!" Jellal poked his head into the conversation.
Stupid Jellal...interrupting me already! Gray thought.
"Oh! Jellal! Hey buddy! Why don't you get Erza some cake?" Gray suggested.
"Good idea! Be right back!"
After Jellal left, Gray thought Perfect...we're all alone now. Or at least that's what he had in mind. Someone was actually hiding in a corner, staring right at them, with nothing else in mind. "OHH...HOW COULD YOU, GRAY-SAMA!?" (too obvious? xD)
Gray reached into his pockets and pulled out a bracelet. "Erza! I love you and I always have! Please except this gift as I express my undying love to you!" Gray said as he kneeled to the ground. Erza made a disgusted face.
"Gray...We've been friends since we were little...I know you better than that...Cut it out" Erza warned, but Gray persisted.
"But Erza! You could be my Queen TitaniAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Gray yelled as he was kicked through the roof of Fairy Tail by none other than Titania herself. Just then, Jellal came back.
"Hey...where did Gray go? I got him cake..." Jellal said sadly. "Now the cake will go to waste..."
"NO! I WILL EAT THE CAKE!" Erza yelled before she dug into the delicious dessert.
Meanwhile...
"OWWWIIIIEEE!" Gray screamed as he landed somewhere in front of a mall. Jeez..seems like Erza really rejected him way in the most straightforward way possible, huh? He turned around and looked everywhere to pinpoint his location.
"Where am I? Hmm...OOOH! PERFECT!" Gray said as he spotted Lucy and Loke. This was going all according to plan...well, not really but whatever. Close enough.
"Hey Loke! I have to take you somewhere and tell you something. It'll only take a minute" Gray lied.
"Ok...Lucy, let's go see what Gray has to show me" Loke responded.
Instead of telling them something important, Gray took Loke and Lucy to a bar. Many women immediately fell for Loke and started flirting with him. Loke was enjoying himself, so Gray thought everything would go as he hoped...but unfortunately for him, Lucy was very, very pissed.
"GGGGRAYYYYYY!" Lucy bellowed in rage and took out her zodiac keys and somehow opened all of them at once. (she was powered by rage xD LOL)
Gray ran away immediately but he wasn't fast enough for the Celestial spirits.
Aquarius flopped onto the floor since there was no water. "OOWWW LUCY!", but Scorpio picked her up and yelled, "MY LOVE, ARE YOU OKAY? IT SEEMS THAT OUR DATE WAS DESTROYED BY...GRAY! NOW WE WILL DESTROY HIM, WITH YOU IN MY ARMS!" "DON'T MESS WITH LOVE!" they cried in unison.
"Wool Bomb! I'm sorry Gray, but is it too soft?" Aries asked shyly.
"What did you do to Lucy's HOT BODY?!" Taurus yelled. "Baaaaaah" "Ebi" Capricorn and Cancer commented in agreement.
Then Virgo said, "Punishment time? For Gray?" "Yes, as it were, moshimoshi" Sagittarius answered.
To make it all worse, Gemini mocked Gray by turning into Lucy and posing, "You want this? Well, you ain't getting it!" and they whipped Gray.
As Gray ran and tried to escape, the hidden stalker questioned herself, "IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE GET FOR CHEATING?"
Gray didn't escape from Lucy's celestial spirits without a beating. However, it wasn't much because all the spirits had gone back to the celestial spirit world since Lucy didn't have enough magic power to keep them in the human world. Loke had abandoned the girls at the bar and was trying to bring Licy back to consciousness. Gray ran away with a black eye and a few bruises. Nothing to serious; it just looked like Gray had gotten into one of those typical Fairy Tail fights... except he hadn't.
Gray found himself in front of the library. He went inside- since it was supposed to be quiet and there's no big commotion in library- just in case someone came chasing after him. Inside, he found Levy showing Gajeel some stuff from a gigantic pile of books. Behind a bookcase nearby, he spotted Jet and Droy watching Levy and Gajeel, looking envious of Gajeel and angry.
Gray crept up behind Jet and Droy. "Hey Jet! Hey Droy!"
Jet and Droy jumped at the sound of his voice. "We're not doing anything suspicious!" they exclaimed.
"Oh. It's just you Gray. Phew!" said Jet.
"Het guys. Did you hear? A rumor's been going around that Gajeel said that you two are weak and aren't good enough to protect Levy. To me, it seems like Gajeel is trying to steal Levy away from you guys."
"WHAT?! That son of a bitch! We're gonna get you!" Jet and Droy said angrily.
Jet and Droy dashed out of their hiding spot and went to attack Gajeel. They were replaced by Gray, who began spying on them in turn.
Droy used his plant magic to wrap Gajeel in vines to hd him in place. Jet used to High Speed A.K.A God's Leg magic to attack Gajeel with simple melee attacks. Jet's magic would have enhanced the damage of his attacks, but after all, Gajeel was an iron dragon slayer. He simply just had to harden his skin with iron. Gajeel then got bored and ripped the vines holding him down. He started dealing heavy damage melee attacks to Jet and Droy.
Levy couldn't take it anymore. She didn't want to see her teammates getting hurt. And she didn't want Fairy Tail members fighting outside of the regular fights that happen in the guild. "Stop!" She yelled. Levy used her Script magic to encase Jet and Droy in a cage.
"Levy!" Jet and Droy whined.
"Why doesn't he get out into a cage too?" Droy whined.
"There's no point." replied Levy with a shrug. "He would just eat through it anyway, since the cage is made of iron." Levy then dispelled her Script magic, setting Jet and Droy free.
"Humph! Why did you suddenly come out of your hiding spot and attack me anyway?" asked Gajeel.
"EHH?! You knew we were hiding?!" exclaimed exclaimed Jet.
"We'll of course. It's not like I couldn't smell you." replied Gajeel.
"Well, Gray came to us and said that you said that we were weak and that you were trying to steal Levy away from us." explained Droy.
"What? It's not true, is it?" asked a frightened Levy, hoping it wasn't true.
"Humph. Of course not. Yo Gray come out of there." yelled Gajeel, leaning over a little bit so that he could see Gray.
Gray came out of his hiding spot. He rubbed the back of his head and said "H-hey guys. W-well, I gotta go. See ya!" and with that Gray ran out of the library. Jet, Droy, and Gajeel ran after him, wanting some revenge.
"GRAY-SAMA! DO YOU DESERVE HELP? NO...YOU CAN'T..BUT...GRAY-SAMA!" the 'pro'-stalker said to herself.
Gray found himself back in front of the guild. He sighed. "I guess I failed trying to ruin all the couples." he said to himself.
Gray entered the guild and looked around. He saw the usual things: Cana drinking a barrel of booze at the bar, Bisca and Alzack playing with Asuka, Happy eating a fish, Mirajane behind the bar cleaning mugs, the Raijinshu fawning over Laxus, Erza is eating strawberry cake with Jellal watching her (I guess Erza has forgiven Jellal since he gave her cake 3) and other people doing what they usually do. BUT, there was one thing different. Natsu and Lisanna were flirting together at a table.
At the doors to the guild, Gray said "Arghh! I won't lose to you FlameBrain!" Gray ran towards Natsu and tackled him down.
"Oi! What was that for BoxerBoy?!" Natsu yelled.
"I'm not losing to you, Natsu!" Gray shouted and attacked Natsu again.
Natsu didn't have time to ask what Gray meant, and he just focused on defending and attacking Gray.
No one decided to join the fight. It seems that by the aura around Natsu and Gray they noticed that this was not a typical Fairy Tail guild fight.
Lisanna was still sitting at the table where she was flirting with Natsu. She sighed and walked over to the two idiots and calmly bonked their heads together. She said "Both of you, STOP IT NOW!"
"OWWWIIIEEE! What was that for?!" Natsu and Gray said in unison.
"Gray! Stop stealing my Natsu away from me! And Natsu! Stop fighting!" Lisanna yelled at them, making them sulk.
"B-b-but!" Natsu started.
"No Buts!" Lisanna said. With this, Natsu sulked back to the table he was sitting at before.
"But I need to duel Natsu for Lisanna's heart!"
"Why are you being so medieval?" Lisanna said.
"U-uh...why indeed...ha..ha" Gray muttered.
"Oh whatever. Just hurry and get out before I call Elf-niichan and Mira-nee over here." Lisanna said, folding her arms across her chest.
"A-Aye!" Gray stammered and ran back to his own room.
The mysterious, pro-stalker whined, "GRAY-SAMA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU NOT REMEMBER JUVIA? JUVIA WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER!" [The identity of the stalker is revealed: JUVIA! (as if it weren't obvious)]
Mira was at the bar cleaning mugs and had watched the entire thing. "Oi Gray. What were you thinking and what were you trying to do?" Mira thought as she shook her head.
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