Episode 12: Virtual Camping

Phineas and Ferb were sitting in the living room. Phineas said: "Hey Ferb. Do you have an idea what we can do?" Ferb shrugged his shoulders. "Hm" Phineas said "Maybe Candace has an idea. Hey where is Candace?"

Candace was in the backyard. She wanted to go down to the resistance, but Baljeet, Isabella and Buford were just coming into the backyard. "Hey, Sir." Baljeet said. "Explanation please" Candace answered. Baljeet said: "Doofenshmirtz didn't plan anything today. He has a date. So we have some time for secret fun." "In the backyard?" Candace asked "Isn't that a bit obvious? For my brothers and Doofenshmirtz?" "No" Baljeet answered "I will open a portal to a virtual camping place." "Nice." Candace answered. Baljeet opened the portal and the resistance members were going camping, virtual style.

Phineas in the meanwhile asked Ferb: "What do you think Candace is going?" Ferb just shrugged his shoulders again. "Lets go check it out!" Phineas said "Time for adventure!" For the boys even going into the backyard was an adventure. They saw a white glowing portal. "What do you think, Ferb?" Phineas asked "Should we go in?" Ferb just looked at Phineas. "You are right. I said time for adventure! So let the adventure begin!" Phineas shouted.

Phineas shouted very loud, so Candace heard it through the portal: "Oh no. I knew it. " Candace said. Less later the boys arrived at Candace. The resistance was hiding behind trees. "You are camping?" Phineas asked "That is awesome! Why didn't you take us with you?" "Because it is dangerous here, too!" Candace answered. "I don't get it" Phineas said "Why?" "Because… of bigfoot!" Candace lied. "Bigfoot?" Phineas asked. "Yeah, Bigfoot." Candace explained "It is a big scary monster. It will eat you!" "I don't believe you." Phineas answered, while Ferb shook his head in agreement. "Fine." Candace answered "I will let you look around. But if you get eaten by Bigfoot, don't say I didn't warn you."

In the meanwhile at Doofenshmirtz´s apartement, Doofenshmirtz was preparing for the date. A dinner table was standing in the middle of the room, with really good food on it. He even made a cucumber drink, and he didn't even like cucumbers! (So it should be clear that they are banned) The door bell rang. Doof opened the door: "Hello. I am Heinz Doofenshmirtz. I am the leader of the Tri-State Area, you know…" "Wow, the leader! Maybe the best date I ever had" the unknown female person said. "How about dinner?" Doofenshmirtz asked.

Candace met the resistance members in the deep forest to create a plan to scare Phineas and Ferb back home. "I have an idea!" Buford said "How about making a bigfoot figure and scare the boys away with it?" "Wow, Buford!" Isabella said "good involvement, point for you!" "Yay! Buford rocks!" Buford shouted. But Baljeet remembered him: "You know I have still more points, do you?" "Damn it!" "Okay, people, lets do what Buford said!" Candace shouted out the order.

At Doofenshmirtz´s apartement they finished eating. "So, how was the dinner?" Heinz asked. The unknown woman answered: "The turkey was cold, the potatoes were gross, the sauerkraut is so german and the cucumber drink… bah!" "How can you dare!" Doofenshmirtz shouted angry "Now you will pay!" "Not if you pay first!" the woman shouted. Doofenshmirtz´s date was no one else than… Professor Poofenplotz! She fired her laser cannon at Heinz, and he fell out of the window and down the building until the ground stopped him. Exactly at that moment Perry the platyborg came back from shopping. He looked at his master, who just said: "No, forget it! Don't feel guilty. Just… just hurry to go up into my apartement, please."

Phineas and Ferb have seen everything of the virtual camping place, when they saw Bigfoot stepping just in front of the two boys: "GROOOOOAAAAAR!" The boys sreamed and were running home! The resistance got out of the costume, and Candace said: "Finally. Now we can have some fun…" But right at that moment the REAL Bigfoot appeared. The resistance looked at it and decided to run out of the camping place, too. "How is that possible!?" Candace asked Baljeet. "I don't know!" he answered, and they continued running.

Doofenshmirtz in the meanwhile got all stairs back to his apartement. Next to him the elevator opened, and Perry the platyborg came out with his shopping bags, and looked again at his master. Heinz facepalmed himself: "Really?" He got back into the apartement and shouted: "This time I will destroy you! I am evil! I know how to do that!" " I am evil, too!" Poofenplotz responded. "Wait, really?" Doofenshmirtz asked "But that´s wonderful! Man, and I made a cucumber drink, but I don't even like cucumber!" "So…" Poofenplotz said "…we both are evil and don't like cucumbers? Maybe there is still a future for us!" "Yeah!" Doofenshmirtz answered "hey, I got an idea: I am the leader, so you can be my leader queen!" "Oh, that´s wonderful!" Poofenplotz was jumping around in luck. But then she accidentally jumped out of the window and hit the ground. Then she was been driving into Hospital. "Oh no!" Doofenshmirtz shouted "I will come to hospital! To the bed next to you!" And he was jumping down the building. The platyborg saw that and was flying after him and saved him. "Oh, of course, now you save me!" Doofenshmirtz said "Where have you been 30 minutes ago, oh right, shopping!"