Chapter2. This is like a simulator!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
I woke up with a headache. At that moment I thought I had some nasty dream, but by looking around I realized that it wasn't a dream at all. I was placed in a cage in all too familiar sewers. Though I actually couldn't remember the sealing process itself. "Damn, I need some coffee right now."- as soon as I thought about coffee a cup of coffee appeared in front of me… "A cheeseburger?"-same result…
"My-my, you already testing your powers I see."
"Kami? What's going on? What powers are you talking about?"
"You can project any item in the boy's mindscape; you can change your appearance, you can share your knowledge, you can enter mindscapes of other people, when Naruto will be in dire need you'll be able to get outside of the seal in your human form to protect him and many other things which you should discover later. Oh, and try to enjoy all the knowledge I gave you… Detective"
Well, that was descriptive. Now, to the boy's memories…
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You know some things shouldn't be written at all. This includes my thoughts about Naruto's first six years of life. Years of abuse, loneliness and fear. At least the Third was able to help him, along with Inu ANBU (Kakashi) and Ichuraku family. Naruto was growing with a mask of indifference, like he didn't care what others thought about him. But Hokage knew better. So he became his friend and was one of few people who saved him from insanity. Good for him and for me. As for my thoughts, well a certain red hair from Sound Four would die from shame if she would hear them.
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"Fuck, an all powerful being like Shinigami, capable of destroying whole nations in a blink of an eye, fucked up with a simple filter of the seal." For anyone who knew seals doing chakra filters was like creating storage seals-piece of cake. But no, our "dear" Death God was so pressed on time (wanted to get the 4th soul), that he practically didn't see what he was doing. Oh, how I wanted to shout at him!
Because of this crappy filter Naruto received too much of my chakra. Of course, lot's of chakra is what makes Naruto Naruto. But it affected his growth in a bad way. Really bad way. No wonder he is the shortest among his age!
In order to make him higher I needed vitamins, which a person gathered by eating vegetables. But Narut wouldn't be Naruto if he hadn't been eating only ramen. I concur, it is a good food to eat, and it's even healthy-in a right dose. BUT NOT IN THIS UNGODLY AMMOUNTS! Yeah, now that I shouted it out it became easier. Alright we would work with something we have. I could try to strengthen the filter on his seal, give him knowledge in small amounts and do something about his thinking… maybe.
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1 YEAR LATER
First, I was able to strengthen the filter. Now my chakra is more controlled by Naruto. Second, I was able to make him faster, stronger and a little higher-but only a little. Still not enough vitamins. His attention span-could be worse. At least he understood what Iruka said on lections. That was already a big success. Naruto's grades weren't the best by they were worse in canon, so it was success again. As for his relationships… I couldn't change anything. His peers still avoided him like a plague, except Kiba, Chouji, Shikamaru and Hinata. They acted like in canon timeline. Which was good, but Naruto was still dense about Hinata. Damn it!
Uchiha massacre happened right on time. This is another thing I couldn't change at all. Kami even confronted me about it: "Do not try to change every detail, help Naruto first, your time will come later."
Well, I couldn't discard an advice like that, so I kept my mouth shut and continued to monitor the situation with Naruto's body.
Another interesting fact- Naruto starts to show some of my knowledge. In hand-to-hand combat class he started to use my moves from Judo and Karate. When he was asked about it he said he just acted on instinct. Another success. Still, Naruto is among deadlasts because he couldn't do a simple clone. Too much chakra, would have to work on that later…
Oh, about his pranks… Like in canon, one word-magnificent. I'll download some trap knowledge later. We'll see if he will improve.
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You know, all this work with Naruto reminded me of a manager simulator. Why do I have associations with computer games? I don't know… I'll think about it later.
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This is the end of another short chapter. Don't worry, I'll upload another one, which will be longer tomorrow. If you have something to say , please say it in review. Oh, I plan to insert some crossover elements later, as well as interactions between Naruto and Kurama in the next chapter. This chapter was a step, which showed what how Naruto began to develop. That is all. Please review.