This is a joke chapter, it is April after all. I seriously toyed with this for a few minutes before posting, I wondered if I was wasting everyone's time but I decided 2 minutes of your time wasn't too much for a joke chapter. I'll get rid of it as soon as I finish the next chapter, I hope this month treats everyone well; Readers, Reviewers and Writers.
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I do not own Rosario Vampire, I just use it to slowly corrupt your mind.
Tsukune sprinted across the blood soaked ground, his ragged pants became mist in the frozen air. His foot slipped as he ran over the small body of his daughter, he hit the ground and his vision was filled with white. Tsukune shook his head and stood back up, he tried to focus his senses in an attempt to locate his tormentor.
"Where are you!" Tsukune screamed out to the fog covered world. His answer came in a hysterical laughter.
The fog rolled around the brown haired girl, her smile was that of an insane woman. Her laughter tormented him and she wouldn't shut up. His fist launched at her but stopped as if it had hit a magical barrier, Tsukune slammed his fists into the barrier repeatedly. She was still giggling as she began to calm down. Tsukune slowly slid down in front of the barrier as exhaustion began to claim him.
"Tsukune!" Moka's voice called, Tsukune jumped up and looked around for the owner of the voice. He watched the brown haired girl begin to speak again, she was copying Moka's voice, "Tsukune!"
"Who are you?" Tsukune asked as the girl sat down next to him.
"Just a trickster" she said. She snapped her fingers and the fog rolled back to reveal an empty white room. She wore a pair of long pink pants and a tight black top, she looked ready for bed, she pulled of her set of glasses and looked at the older man. Her smile switched from insane to happy, Tsukune couldn't decide which was scarier.
"Why did you bring me here?" Tsukune moaned as he lay down, the girl looked at him with an earnest expression.
Her smile slowly faded and she sighed before she explained herself. "The entrance was for fun but at the moment I just wanted to talk. So I crossed many dimensions and dragged you to this one" The girl exaggerated.
"What so my family isn't gone?" Tsukune exclaimed.
"Nope, as far as I know you might get another addition soon" The girl observed. Tsukune pondered her answer.
"You mean one of my wives are pregnant?" Tsukune asked the mysterious woman.
"Mayyyy~be" The girl drawled.
Tsukune snapped awake instantly, the blankets pooled around his waist, the young man rubbed his eyes and lay back down next to Ruby. The witch snuggled up against him and mumbled in her sleep. Tsukune decided to ignore the crazy dream as he reciprocated the woman's hug.
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April Fools!
I'll get rid of this soon just thought I would spread some fun. I've been sick every morning for the past week, It's seriously affected my writing time. This has to be one of the worst self inserts ever, I'll get rid of it when I update next. I can't wait too see of anyone else does a joke. Ciao