A/N Bet you guys hate me. You might ask, "What's her excuse this time?" Well. . . . College. And the military. . . .
Disclaimer: I sadly own nothing - ;
Reid bounced up to Hotch. "Did you know that worms can expand their jaws to the equivalent of you eating an adult German Shepard whole?" he asked randomly.
Hotch looked down at Reid in horror. Emily and JJ must hate him to do this to him. "No, I didn't know that," he said in the most calm voice he could muster.
Emily and JJ snickered, and high-fived. "What else are we going to do?" JJ asked.
Emily silently pulled JJ under a random person's desk. "When someone tries to sit in the chair, scream ,and hide," she whispered into the blond's ear. It didn't take long before someone went to sat down. As soon as his butt was on the seat, he fell off as a loud shriek filled his ears, and Emily and JJ bolted away, leaving the agent confused.
JJ started to laugh. "What next?" she asked.
"Yo mamma jokes!" Emily said happily. After being questioned what they were, Emily explained to JJ.
The elevator was their hunting ground, oh yes. As soon as someone walked in, Emily was flat on the floor. "You're momma's so ugly that her parents died when looking at her face after birth." "Your momma's so fat that she broke the stairway to Heaven." "Your momma's so fat, that when a serial killer broke into her house, he shot himself at the sight of her." "Yo mamma's so stupid, that when she held a gun in the firing range and was told to fire, she pulled out a match and started the building on fire." Eventually, everyone stopped using the elevator that day.
Emily and JJ snuck into Strauss's office, and hopped onto her computer. The went to Google, and giggled at what they were about to do. They looked something up, and clicked on the link. A porn website. They set it for her homepage, and quickly left. And hour later, a loud yell could be heard coming from her office.
A/N Ugh, that was so short, but I've been having trouble with writing Criminal Minds lately ; - ; Inspiration anyone?
-Chocobo