Me: This is where the fic will be getting a bit romantic ;). Anyway, *Ahem* some of my upcoming fics that I have on my profile all may not be actually written. I know I will be definitely be doing Mario Battle Season Two, Terrible Times (Request by Star333), A normal day in Happy Tree Friends and You Only Live Once, but I don't know about the others. See how it goes. Anyway, woah, I think this was my longest author's note ever. Anyway, again, here is chapter three.

Characters Alive: Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, DK, Diddy, Dixie, Tiny, Funky, Yoshi, Birdo, Toad, Toadette, Wario, Rosalina, Bowser, Bowser Jr, Goombella, Koopa, Flurrie, Toadbert, Wendy, Ludwig, Vivian and Ms. Mowz.

Characters Dead: Pauline and Waluigi.

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The group on the bottom floor all stood around Wario's room, wondering what was up. Wario slowly came out, and looked up at everyone, Yoshi coming out soon after.

'He's dead...' Wario whispered.

'Who?' asked Dixie, dumbly.

'Who do you think?' snapped Wario, who was obviously upset.

'Waluigi?' asked Dixie.

Peach clapped sarcastically.

'Great job' she said, and giggled when the others laughed.

'The killer is picking us off one by one...' Toadette whispered quietly.

Everyone looked to her.

'And I know I'm next...'

...

Rosalina slowly lifted her head, looking around groggily. Then she remembered where she was, and what had happened. The others were still asleep. She got up, and made her way over to Luigi's bed, and watched him sleep quietly. Daisy was next to him. She slowly leaned in her head, making sure not to wake him up. Suddenly, he lifted his head and panted, sweat coming down from his face. He turned, and saw Luigi.

'Rosalina? W-what are you doing here?'

'Um, I was just checking on you, that's all' she said quietly, turning away.

'I know what you were doing, Rosalina' Luigi said quietly.

Rosalina chuckled nervously.

'What do you mean?'

'Rosie, I-I love you' Luigi whispered.

Rosalina froze.

'You what?' she asked, calming down and turning to him.

'I love you, Ok!?' he yelled, and turned around.

Rosalina stared at him, unsure of what to say. She thought about when she was younger, and about how many times she turned people down. And she was determined to not let it happen again.

'Luigi, I love you too' she said quickly.

Luigi stayed where he was for a moment, and then slowly turned around, meeting Rosalina's eyes. They stepped closer to each other, and Rosalina smiled.

...

Wario sat in a chair with his head in his hands while the others ate from the bar. Peach, realising this, walked over to him, bringing something wrapped in a tissue. Yoshi was lying on the bar top, laughing while the others poured drinks into his mouth.

'This is so fun!' he cried, then fell off, landing on the carpet.

'I brought you a piece of cake. They were eating it on the other table' Peach said then smiled.

Wario looked at it and back down at the floor.

'Thanks'

Peach sighed and sat next to him.

'Look, I know you are not exactly in a great mood right now, but that is life' she muttered and walked off.

Wario looked back up, muttering something under his breath. Yoshi was standing up on a table, with all the others cheering. He looked really drunk, and wobbled a few times.

'I-I think Toadette i-is fat' he laughed, wobbling close to the edge and almost falling off.

Toadette turned red with embarrassment.

'A-and I think Goombella is stupid' continued Yoshi, smiling dumbly.

Goombella, who was in a rage, jumped on the table and pushed him off. Everyone began laughing, Yoshi getting up and rubbing the back of his head.

'Gosh, all this laughing makes me want to go to Antarctica' said Vivian, randomly.

'Um...Ok then' said Flurrie, striking a pose.

'WHY IS THERE SO MUCH RANDOMNESS TODAY!?' cried Tiny, curling into a ball and whimpering.

'GUYS! THE DOORS!' yelled Wario, pointing to the doors that just slammed And standing up.

Everyone gasped. DK ran towards it and tugged.

'It's locked' he whispered.

'Not again...' whispered Toadette, fainting.

'GOD DAMMIT!' yelled Diddy, leaning down beside Toadette.

'PULL, DK! PULL!' screamed Dixie, picking up a chair and throwing it at Funky who ducked.

The chair whizzed past Funky and smashed into all the bottles, making the drink inside spill.

'GOD DAMMIT!' yelled Diddy again, running over to the bottles and drinking the liquid.

Suddenly, DK fell backwards and tumbled into Flurrie, who screamed as she smashed into the wall, passing out. Blood slowly seeped out of a cut in her head.

'GOD DAMMIT!' yelled Diddy for a third time, dashing over to Flurrie.

DK got back up, and ran back over to the door. Then Tiny looked up at the ceiling, and gasped. She screamed as DK continued to pull.

'What is it?' asked Peach putting a hand on her shoulder.

As if in slow-motion, Tiny pushed off Peach's hand and ran towards DK, screaming his name. DK eventually pulled the door open, and then there was a sudden click. He looked up and gasped, while the others screamed in terror. Tiny shoved DK as hard as she could to the right, and attempted to herself. Suddenly, a huge scythe fell from the ceiling hanging onto a rope, cutting off Tiny's head in one clean swoop. It shot off and fell straight through the window, landing on the grass outside. Blood spurted out from Tiny's neck as her body stumbled and fell. DK looked around, his eyes full of pure panic.

'GOD DAMMIT!' yelled Diddy for the fourth time, running over to the body.

Dixie fell to her knees and began weeping.

'She was so young...' she cried.

'Yeah yeah yeah, we have heard it all before' muttered Goombella, rolling her eyes.

'Wait, guys. I got an idea!' said Peach, lighting up.

'What?' asked Yoshi, eagerly.

'RUN FOR THE EXIT!' Peach screamed, pointing up.

Everyone looked up once again, and screamed. Knives were hanging from the ceiling, the rope slowly thinning. Suddenly, there was a snap, and they all began to fall.

'Oh my god' whispered Toadette, who had just woken up.

'RUN RUN RUN!' shrieked Dixie, running for the door with all the other kongs.

They squeezed through the door, leaving the others in the room. Toadette fainted once again. Yoshi picked up both Toadette and Flurrie, who were both passed out, and ran to the door, Vivian close behind. Suddenly, there was the sound of a knife piercing something, and the others turned around, only to find Goombella, who couldn't run because there was a knife in her back.

'HELP! PLEASE!' she screamed, crying uncontrollably.

Everyone left her and ran out, Peach being the last. As soon as Peach ran out of the room, the last knife hit the ground. Vivian closed the door, none of them wanting to see Goombella's mauled corpse.

'I think it is safe to say none of us are the killer' said Dixie, who was panting, amazed she survived that.

They all sat down, and then a sudden laugh rang out. They glanced around, shocked and scared.

'What was that?' asked Wario.

...

Luigi and Rosalina were in the bathroom, putting their clothes back on.

'Ahhh...' said Luigi, relaxed.

Then there was a knock on the door.

'Luigi? Get out! You have been in there for ages!' yelled Daisy from outside.

Luigi and Rosalina looked at each other in worry.

'LUIGI!?' Daisy screamed and hammered on the door, breaking through.

'What?' asked Luigi, who was holding his toothbrush, looking innocent.

'Oh. Why did you take so long?' asked Daisy, looking at Luigi angrily. 'And have you seem Rosie anywhere?'

'Nope' said Luigi, and walked out quickly.

Daisy closed the door, and brushed her teeth, not knowing Rosalina was in the cabinet behind her, watching quietly.

...

Ludwig chased Bowser Jr around the room, who was holding Ludwig's songs That were scribbled on a piece of paper.

'GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT!' he yelled, grabbing him by the throat.

Ms. Mowz sat on her bed, swinging her feet, sighing. Bowser was lying on his bed, texting his friend about shopping and clothes.

'Why couldn't I be in another group?' she whispered, watching as Ludwig strangled his little brother.

...

Toad, Toadbert and Wendy were playing Monopoly.

'YES! I WIN £500 OFF YOUR LITTLE ASS!' yelled Wendy to Toadbert, who pulled his head back.

'This is so fun' he said sarcastically, rolling his eyes and paying Wendy.

'I wonder how the others are doing' thought Toad aloud.

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A/N: Two deaths in this chapter. Hope you enjoyed aaaaaaaaaand I don't have anything else to say, lol.