Younger DB: HELLO FAITHFUL READERS! WELCOME TO A BRAND NEW CHAPTER OF ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME STORIES EVER!
Wolverine: Do you have to say it so loudly?
Younger DB: No. But I want to. It's always more fun when you say it loudly. It also gets the readers pumped for the chapter.
Wolverine: If you say so, kid.
Younger DB: You can stop calling me kid. I am a teenager.
Wolverine: And I'm older than anyone else.
Younger DB: Not where I'm from, because my several greats grandfather is alive and he has been around since Jesus walked on the earth. He was even one of his disciples. So, no. You're not older than anyone else. And my several greats grandfather also acts a lot like me. I only know this because I read one of the previous stories written by the author.
Wolverine: Whatever. Enjoy the story.
DB walked cautiously with Star behind him. He peaked his head into the kitchen, and only Shifu sat there. DB breathed a sigh of relief as he walked in and sat down. "You been pranked yet?"
"Not yet. You?"
"Almost. I narrowly dodged a pie prank."
Shifu chuckled. "Are you regreting having a palace wide prank war?"
DB smirked and put his hands behind his head as he leaned back in his chair. "I did like it better when I didn't have to be cautious by every corner. Though, this is still training us to keep our gaurd up. Have you got the next prank set up?"
"Yes. Our victims should be finding a nice surprise very soon, if you were able to get them to go there." Shifu raised an eyebrow towards DB, who simply chuckled and nodded.
Zeng then came rushing in. "BANDITS! IN THE MUSICIANS VILLAGE!"
"How many?" DB never even looked towards Zeng.
"Twenty at the most!"
"I'll have it taken care of in a jiffy." He opened a portal beneath him and fell through. Star left out of the kitchen soon after.
Musicians village
It was a regular group of bandit wolves. They were terrorizing the villagers for money. DB fell on his face out of the portal. He stood up and hit a wolf to his left, sending him into a gong. All the wolves turned their attention to the gong, which DB walked to and leaned on. "Okay. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Or some way in between. Preferably the easy way. You just leave and turn yourselves into the gaurds or I'm gonna have to beat you all unconsious. Which is it gonna be?"
The wolves all started laughing. "You and what army?" A few seconds later, an arrow flew past the wolf's ear and landed in a wooden column behind him. He looked behind him at the arrow and back at DB, who had drawn the bow faster than anyone could blink. The wolf growled. "ATTACK!"
"The hard way. Figures they didn't get the message." DB got into a fighting position and waited for the wolves to close in on him. When they were about fifteen steps away, DB pulled out his bo and then he swung it around, knocking the wolves away, but they got back up. DB flipped over them and landed on the same pillar that he shot his arrow into. Thw olves charged towards him. He lept off of the pillar and was swinging downward with his bo on one of the wolves, but a white blur got there first and his bo hit the dirt. He turned to see Star throw the unconscious wolf over her shoulder. "Nice of you to show up." Star just remained emotionless as the wolves realized what was happening and charged at the two. DB charged at one of the wolves with two swords. The wolf tried slicing DB's stomach with one of the swords, but it got stuck in his bo. DB smirked as he spun the bo, which twisted the wolf's arm to where he let go of the sword. He dropped the other sword as he backed up and grabbed the arm that had just been twisted beyond what it should have. DB thrust the dull edge of the addition to his bo into one of the wolves' guts, followed by sweeping their feet out from under them and a final blow to the head, knocking them out.
Star was fighting off one of the bigger members of the bandits, with absolutely no emotion. "Why are you helping this mutt that calls himself a wolf?"
"Because I was given orders to protect him." She blocked one of his fists and threw a kick to his face, making him stagger backwards.
"Is that all?" He ducked under another kick and tried to hit her with a punch, only for her to roll out of the way and throw another punch to his face.
"Yes." He fell to the ground, only to get back up. He lunged at her, but she ducked under him and grabbed his tail, slamming him into the ground, then flipped him over her head again, knocking him out, since he hit his head on a rock. She then swept the feet out from another bandit and threw a fist to his face while he was on the ground. She was then caught off-gaurd when a rope wrapped around her arms and tied them to her body. She looked towards where they rope was thrown from, and the bandit threw another rope with weighted ends towards her feet, but a bo got in the way and sent it back to him, giving him a taste of his own medicine. A katana then cut the restraints on Star. She got up and looked towards DB. "Thank you."
"Your welcome. Now, let's finish these guys off." DB smirked as he lunged at a group of three. He brought out nunchucks and swung them around with incredible speed. The wolves watched as he moved his arms around. The nunchucks were just a blur. Until he hit himself with the nunchucks. His eyes watered with where they hit. He managed to squeak out, "Ow." He fell to his knees. The wolves began laughing. DB then looked up and smirked. "Plan worked." Matthew then came out of nowhere with his shield and knocked the three wolves out. He helped DB up to his feet. "I'm glad you came when you did. I'm not sure how much longer I could keep them distracted with my nunchucks before they attacked."
"Why didn't you just attack them?"
"i liked my plan better."
"Even if you got hurt?"
DB hit a wolf that tried to attack him from behind. "I didn't really get hurt. I made sure I was prepared for something like that. Let's concentrate on the fight." The two canines then charged at another group of wolves. Matthew crushed two between his shield and a wall, while DB kicked two others. They all got back up and charged. DB and Matthew looked towards each other and smiled. Matthew Jumped up, and DB grabbed his legs and begun to spin him around with his shield held out and vertical. Within the first swing, all four wolves were hit and flung into the same gong DB had hit the first wolf, knocking it down. They were almost pounced on by thre more wolves, but a friendly blur of black and white landed on them. Po stood up and smiled at them. "Are you happy that I let you have some guys to fight?"
"Yes. I'm also sure the rest of them are happy as well." Po nodded towards where the Five and Wu sisters were coming from.
"We should let them handle the remaining bandits. I mean they haven't seen any action all day except for a few pranks." DB caught an arrow. And turned to the roof and noticed several more wolf bandits had come and half were archers. "Nevermind. Matthew, mind giving me a boost?"
"Not at all." Matthew raised his shield slightly. DB walked a little ways, then ran and jumped onto Matthew's sheild, launching him self onto the roof, dodging a few arrows that were shot at him. DB kicked one wolf and hit another with his fist. He drew his katana and literally kissed it. He lunged forward with it and cut a bow with it. The wolf drew a knife and tried to stab DB, but he just caught the wolf's wrist and twisted his arm behind his back, and forced him to drop the knife. He then threw him across the roof, taking out a few more wolves.
The rest of the warriors came down and separated to fight the wolves. Tigress blocked two wolves fists and deliverred a punch to one of their jaws. The other ducked. "You're a pretty woman. What do you say to you and me getting some alone time."
"Sorry. I'm taken." She delivered a hard kick to his stomach and he went into a tree. "Besides. You aren't my type." She then ducked under a wolf that tried lunging at her from behind and gave a hit after he landed.
Wayward Son drew two katanas and a grin grew on his face. He charged into a group of wolves with swords. He swung around with his swords, blocking any attacks that were thrown at him. He got his blades locked against two others. He kicked a wolf the was in front of him, flipping out from between the two attackers. While air-born, he put away his katanas and threw several shurukiens at the wolves. Some of them were able to block, but most weren't that lucky. He landed outside the group and threw another handful at them. He was about to throw some more, but he was grabbed from behind and a knife came to his throat. "Drop the stars." He did as he was told. "Don't if you make any sudden movements, you will die." Wayward Son smirked. He flipped the wolf over his head before the wolf could react. He then pulled out a bow and shot three arrows at once, then ran into the group and started using his bow to smack wolves away. The string was also able to deliver cuts to each of the wolves.
Crane flew down and knocked down several wolves, while Viper used her tail as a whip against the wolves. She then tripped two wolves that tried a sneak attack on her. DB tackled a wolf she had failed to see and he threw the wolf up to Crane, who hit the wolf a couple of times before he hit him downwards.
Monkey had a piece of bamboo that he was using as a bo. He wacked a wolf's head and then kicked the wolf into a pot that was suspended between two pillars, knocking it off. This revealled that the wolf had gotten stuck in it when he stood up. Mantis knocked down a wolf and jumped in between two and hit both of there snouts before flipping one over his should and into the other. (A/N: Younger DB: Am I the only one that's noticed they are using their enemies as weapons just as much as, if not more than, actual weapons? Just wanted to bring that up.)
"Why did the younger me have to bring up something so random?" DB rolled to the side of a wolf that had lunged at him. He brought out his bow and started shooting arrows very rapidly, but every one of them hit a wolf in either their leg or their arm. Except one, which stuck a wolf's tail to a wall. He then looked around and noticed that even more wolves began coming. He put his bow away and ran towards where the wolves were coming from. Any that tried to stop him was soon met with DB's chigiriki. Not the one that can create craters with a two foot radius. This one was much lighter and only knocked them unconcious. DB finally found where they were coming from. A pulsating black and white portal. DB knocked out all but one of the wolves that had stopped him from going to it before it closed. This one was pinned by the scruff of his neck to a tree with an arrow. DB sat down cross-legged in front of him. "Now. I want answers, and I want them now. You can either give them to me with otu any pain, or you can give them to me after I torture you. Now, are you going to cooperate?" The wolf growled, only to have it stifled by a katana being next to his throat as fast as lighting. "Do you wish to reconsider your answer?" The wolf nodded nervously. "Good. First question. Are you working for Star's enemy?"
back on the battlefield
The warriors were now on the losing end of the fight. They had gotten surrounded and the mass of wolves were closing in. The warriors were fighting off the wolves as best they could, but they were too outnumbered. Out of nowhere, they heard a trumpet being blown. Everyone looked towards the sound, to see Informant with a trumpet, continuosly playing the same tune over and over. The warriors took this opportunity to take out a few more wolves before they cam eot their senses. Informant then let out a shriek that caused everyone to cover their ears from it. Star was the only one that didn't as she took out three more wolves with a single hit. Just before Informant lunged into battle, a dark cloud formed over them. A voice boomed out, "MINIONS! RETREAT! YOUR MISSION IS FINISHED!" It then dissappeared and all the wolves began running away. Wayward Son was able to grab one of the fleeing wolves.
"Alright. We have some questions for you." He held the wolf a few inches a way from his snarling face.
The wolf chuckled. "you can get the information from DB when he returns." The slight confusion given to Wayward Son allowed the wolf to use his knife to cut Wayward Son across the chest and then run off.
"Where is DB?" Wan's eyes showed worry.
"Star should know. She is suppose to be watching him." All eyes went to Star. She simply pointed to DB, who came over the building with a wolf beside him. Everyone swarmed around him and began asking him questions quickly.
"QUIET!" Everyone stopped their questioning. "Thanks." DB took a deep breath. "This wolf actually worked for Star's enemy, but he said he really doesn't like his boss, so he's switching to our side."
"Are you sure you can trust him?"
DB smirked at Star. "Of course we can. I can tell when someone is lying, if you haven't forgotten. Even you."
"What are you saying?"
Younger DB: And we'll be stopping here and picking up tomorrow.
Wolverine: I'm glad we finally got some action in here. It finally got interesting.
Younger DB: Of course. The former soldier is excited for having some action. Anyways, this is actually going to be shorter than what the author had planned.
Wolverine: Review.
Younger DB: What he said.