"CHINA!" Korea leaped towards China, ready to grope, "YOU'RE SO CUTE DA ZE!" China quickly stopped Korea with a kick to the face.
"I had enough groping today aru..." China said very annoyed, one of those anime veins popping up while also shaking his- her head in annoyance. All the Asians were confused because Korea hadn't yet groped China today, England, however knew exactly what he- she was talking about. After kicking Korea to the side, China walked over the Japan and took the katana he was holding in front of England. China was holding it as if she was going to cut him up. Afraid for his life, England shut his eyes closed and turned his head away. What shocked him- actually, what shocked everyone, was that China cut the ropes holding England down to his chair.
All eyes were on China, everyone surprised. "Are you gonna do something, Pee Sao...?" Thailand asked breaking the silence. China only ignored her younger brother and asked,
"Would you like to stay for dinner, Opium...?"
"EEEHHHHH!" Every single person in the room had the exact some reaction to China's kindness: eyes opening as wide as can be, jaws dropping down, all staring at China who just smiled and gave England a hand. Everyone, completely shocked... Except for Hong Kong, he didn't say a word and kept his poker face, although his eyes may have or may have not widen just a bit.
After dinner that night, China apologized to England about her siblings' behavior and had to run to Korea's house to get all her clothes back because Korea refused to return them, leaving all her siblings with England. "Be back in about an hour depend on how Korea hid them this time..." China said before leaving. Korea really loved 'playing' with his older brot- sister.
There they all sat in the living room, all Asian eyes on England while he sat on the opposite side from them all, staring back. The silence was killing him (England), making him more nervous every passing minute. "So... How long did you guys know China was, um, female..."
"We all knew the first time we met Jiejie..." Taiwan was first to spoke.
"We don't hide things from each other ana!" Thailand added.
"We're one big happy Asian family!" Korea concluded with a large grin.
"Then why'd you all hind it from the rest of us...?" England knew he had asked an iffy question when he noticed everyone turning and looking at each other, not exactly wanting to answer.
"Chinese stuff..." was what Hong Kong said first, "Back then, men were considered superior. Women just had to hold their tongue." Taiwan and Vietnam were definitely not happy with that. Continuing on, Hong Kong said, "Jiejie was stripped from her role as a country right away when they found out she was a girl..." England was shocked when he heard this. He wondered if people could really do that: strip someone from their role of being a personified country.
"May I ask, how is China, well, China now...?" Once again all Asian nations looked at each other unsure. This time, Vietnam answered.
"Ever heard of that one Disney movie, 'Mulan'?" England slowly nodded his head with a look on his face that said 'what the bloody hell'. "Well, there you go."
"What..." Some Asians face-palmed at England's reply, other sighed. Next was Japan to speak.
"It was a true story but the names were change throughout history. Nee-San was brought into a Chinese family while she was a 'normal' person,"
"That part got cut out of the story da ze~"
"Yeah... Anyways, Nee-San snuck into the army and fought in the war."
"Sadly, during the war, she was injured while nearly wiping out all of the opposing army and got caught," England grew a new fear of China hearing that she practically wiped out a whole army. Vietnam continued on, "China was about to be killed right then but-"
"But the love between Jiejie and the young general was so strong~" Taiwan giggled aloud.
"B-but! Wouldn't he think China was a boy!" England said a bit loudly, standing up out of his seat. Taiwan giggled even more and was off in her yaoi fangirl land until Hong Kong 'chopped' her head.
"THAT WAS NOT WHAT HAPPEN!" Vietnam corrected a bit angrily, "Anyways, the general owed her his life 'cuz she save him, blah blah blah, they kicked China out and left her behind in the mountains-"
"Please say the story correctly ana!" Thailand interrupted, "It's one of my favorite stories!" and so, Thailand ended up continuing, "Pee Sao saw about a handful of the enemy survived and went to tell at the imperial palace ana. Sadly, no one believed her but Pee Sao didn't quit! When the enemy started to attack, she help out a bunch. Pee Sao ideas and creativity was great ana!"
"But that was when Nona was a lot younger da ze," Korea snickered. This time, Japan was the one to 'chop'.
"Anyways... Pee Sao saved China, the actual country! Another part of the story that was cut out was that she was given back the title of being a China personification ana! But she refused to go through all that again and as years pasted, Pee Sao turned into Pee Chai ana..."
"Jiejie went though hell growing up as a girl, before all that hero stuff," Hong Kong started, "you aren't gonna tell anyone, are you?" All pleading eyes (besides Hong Kong's) were on England. He couldn't say no even if he wanted to. China masqueraded herself as a boy for so long, how could somewhat just ruin all that effort?
"I swear I will never tell a single soul about this," You could see the seriousness in England's eyes, "cross my heart"
"Good..."
"Oh how I love that story~" Taiwan said happily, "It was great, too! It's so cute how Jiejie blushes every time she watches that movie! Especially the scene with her first love~" Taiwan giggle so much at that, while the words 'first love' echoed England's head, his eyes gaped.
"Yeah, he was kinda a looker, huh?" Vietnam joined in with Taiwan while the rest of the boys sat quietly and awkwardly and England, not so cheerful. Little did anyone know that China was listening nearly the whole time. It didn't take long for her to find all her clothing and put them away.
China sighed at the many old memories she had in the past: learning basic martial arts, getting picked on the first day of training camp but soon making many friends, being the 'bravest' of the army. She was glad to have joined the army. She was also glad that England would keep her secret. China started to giggle when he sounded so serious and blushed a bit but then blushed madly when Taiwan and Vietnam were talking about 'her first love'. China sighed again and was gonna head back to her room when someone stopped her. She turned around and saw Hong Kong hold her arm back.
"I'm sorry, Jiejie..." Hong Kong started looking down towards the floor. He knew from that start that she was listening, "It was my fault England found out. I should've made sure he stay in the living room," he said, a hint of sadness in his monotone voice. China smile apologetically and hugged her younger brother. Hong Kong's eyes widened when she hugged him.
"It's okay, Didi! It wasn't your fault aru. It was mine for letting England open the door." She giggled and released Hong Kong. Both blushing just a tiny bit.
"I promise Jiejie, I won't let anyone else find out you're a girl." China giggled again and playfully messed her little brother's hair.
"Aiyah! I have an over protective little brother aru!" China joked with a super cheerful smile on her face, "Wan an!" She said good night before walking off to her room. One corner of Kong Hong mouth moved upwards, making a small half smile.
~OMAKE~
"W-wait, so does China, well um, just used the men's washroom...?" England asked, very curious about the answer. Hong Kong was out of the room and everyone was unsure the answer.
"A-anyways..." Japan really wanted to avoid the question and England didn't mind, it was kinda awkward. Although he wasn't the only one who wanted to know the answer, "So Taiwan, how'd you get Nee-San to dress like a girl...?"
"Yeah? Nona was really cute da ze!" Taiwan giggled again while Vietnam sighed.
"I was gonna force Jiejie to wear it but since Korea already took all her clothes and her military uniform ripped, she had no choice~"
"What about her hair! She could've just left it in a ponytail ana."
"Viet helped me with that part~" China had refused to do it but Vietnam held her down. It was difficult for Taiwan to do her sister's hair with her constantly struggling but they managed to do it. "Japan-Kun~ you got pictures right~?" Japan then held out his camera, a little shine in the eye, "SEND IT TO ME!"
"ME TO DA ZE!"
"I would like to see Pee Sao dress more like a girl, too ana...
So this is what the Asians are like outside of world meetings... England thought to himself while the Asian family, excluding China and Hong Kong, crowd around Japan and his camera.
I guess i could stop here... but i won't~ hehehe~ let's see... translations... um... are they self explanatory? if not just say so n i'll fix. Yeah, so i watched Mulan recently and it's just a cute movie! all though the moive i had to laugh a lot cuz China really did always pop up in my head~ SOME parts were inspired by Mulan but the rest of the stuff i thought of. REVIEWS ARE LOVED!
Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya
Mulan belongs to Disney
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