"Hey, Japan, keep an eye out for China-Nona will ya da ze?" Korea was looking out the window waiting for China. Japan was sitting next to him with a new manga.
"What for?" He asked, not looking up from his manga.
"We kinda used the ninja skills you taught us to stalk England and China-Nona found out~" This time, Japan looked up from reading just to give Korea a sour face. "What! It was Hong's idea da ze! Besides! All you need to do is shout that China-Nona's back! You don't want your youngest siblings to get in trouble, do ya da ze?" Japan sighed.
"China-Nee-San's back..."
"Yeah! Just like that da ze!"
"China-Nee-San's back."
"Okay, you got it. Now just shout it when she's back!"
"NEE-SAN IS JUST OUTSIDE, KOREA!" Japan shouted, losing a bit of his patience. He pointed out the window and there China was, just about to open the door.
"I'm home aru!" Right then, Korea dashed out the room panicked, to go warn Taiwan and Hong Kong, leaving Japan.
"Welcome back..." Japan sighed while China stared down at him. Japan turned to face his older sister and noticed her stare, then started fidgeting a bit, "Okay! I taught them a few ninja references! I didn't know they'd actually use it!" China giggled at how nervous Japan was getting and patted his head.
"Don't worry about it aru. You're not in trouble."
"What are you going to do with the others?" Japan couldn't help but worry about his younger siblings. He knew China's punishments were harsh. China thought about the question a bit.
"I wasn't going to do anything aru. I know that they had good intentions. But it may be fun poking at them for a while aru~" Both China and Japan started to laugh softly.
"C-China-Jie! I made you some tea!" Taiwan said nervously, bringing over two cups and a tea pot, "Please enjoy!" After setting the tea set on the table, she dashed away to the kitchen, similar to what Korea did earlier. China and Japan took a sip, enjoying the warm jasmine tea.
"Xie xie!"
"EEP!" China's sudden thanks startled Taiwan, making her drop a couple of cups. The crashes could be heard from the living room.
"T-Taiwan..."
"I-IT'S NOTHING JIEJIE! NOTHING AT ALL! HAHAHAHA!" Quickly and nervously, Taiwan cleaned up the shattered glass, leaving the kitchen like it was before.
China was walking around the house, humming to herself until she noticed Korea out in the back yard. "Korea!" The Korean twitched, "What're you doing out there aru? It's starting to get dark!"
"OH! HEY CHINA-NONA!" Korean turned around and started waving vigorously, "JUST UM, THINKING ABOUT A NEW SETTING FOR ONE OF MY DRAMAS DA ZE! YOUR GARDEN'S JUST SO PRETTY THAT IT GAVE THE PERFECT INSPIRATION FOR A SETTING DA ZE!" China could just tell Korea was getting nervous. It kind of entertained her, just a bit.
"Oh well, um Xie Xie!"
"NO! KOMAWOYO!" Korea smiled nervously at China, waving once again. China smiled, waved back and started walking away, relieving the Korean boy.
Dinner was strangely quiet that night. Taiwan and Korea would usually be arguing about something but they stayed quiet. Thailand and Vietnam had other plans that night and Hong Kong and Japan were always quiet. The silence was heavy for Taiwan and Korea. China was somewhat amused and Japan pitied the two.
"So aru..." China said, breaking the silence and making Taiwan and Korea jump in their seat, "Why're you two so quiet aru?" She asked, tilting her head to the side while a smile formed on her face. The two Asians gulp simultaneously.
"No reason da ze..."
"I-I'm just tired as all..." And so, the silence continued...
"CHINA-JIE! IF YOU'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING, DO IT ALREADY!"
"WE CAN'T TAKE THE ANXIETY ANYMORE DA ZE!"
"..."
China looked up from her wall scroll painting to see Taiwan and Korea flustered and Hong Kong, the same as always, standing at the doorway. He didn't really care what was going on, the other two just dragged him along. China giggled at first but then it turned into hard laughter. She laughed so hard that she began to cry, making her siblings very confused. When China's laughter started to die down, she wiped her tears and ushered her siblings to come over the her. They followed her directions and sat down in front of the Chinese.
"Listen. I wasn't going to do anything from the start aru!" Both Taiwan's and Korea's eyes widened, thinking about how they panicked all night for no reason, "I appreciate what you all were doing but I trust England with this and so can you aru. Now, can we stop this?" The three younger nations all looked at each other questionably. China noticed smiles and nodding, relief struck her knowing her younger siblings won't go ninja again.
"No can do!" They all say cheerfully, but one.
"EH?" China was really shocked and the younger Asians could see it in her face.
"It's for your own good da ze!"
"You may trust eyebrows but we're not so entirely convinced yet~"
"We're taking shifts and right now it's Thailand's turn..."
China couldn't believe all her younger siblings! After all that, they still went on with their little plan! And Thailand was even a part of this! "W-where's Thailand now?" The younger three were unsure.
"Viet's with him though..." Hong Kong said, "She had to make sure he didn't bring Toto along..."
"Somehow, he did anyways da ze!" China face-palmed, even Vietnam was in on the plan.
"Aiyah... You guys are all crazy aru!" Taiwan and Korea got up and started running before China could do anything, laughing on their way out the door. Hong turned his head from the door to his older sister as she sighed, pinching the roof of her nose again.
"Our biggest concern is when he's drunk, Jiejie..." China had to admit, Hong Kong made a great point there, "Please don't worry... Japan has been teaching us about stealth for a while now..."
"How long's a while aru...?"
"A week..." China face-palmed once again.
England sighed as he continued walking home. It wasn't much of a secret that the Asians were following him now but it still felt very weird. "Thailand, you don't have to keep following me!" England said, stopping. And out popped the Thai man who was hiding in the bushes.
"How'd you know it was me ana!" To answer Thailand's question, England pointed to the large elephant hiding behind a tree next to him, "Oh Toto..." He smiled, petting his elephant friend.
"I told you not to bring him, Thailand!" Vietnam jumped down from the same tree Toto was hiding behind, startling England.
"You're here too!"
"Don't be mean to Toto, Viet! I can't leave him at home ana!" The Vietnamese sighed, ignoring England's previous question while the Thai whined about leaving his friend. Then again, the answer did seem somewhat obvious.
"D-did Hong Kong tell you two to follow me...?" Vietnam and Thailand both turned to England. Thailand had a nervous look on his face while Vietnam kept her stern look.
"Y-you didn't see anything ana...!" With that, both Asians started walking backwards into the bushes, waving their hands in circles. And like that, they were gone.
"What the bloody hell was that..." England said staring at the bush they 'disappeared' into with a blank look in his eyes.
"Next time, DON'T BRING TOTO!"
"Okay, okay ana! Sorry, Toto..." Thailand said sadly. After a short ride on Toto, Thailand and Vietnam arrived back at China's house to see her waiting outside, arms crossed. "Um, I think we're in trouble ana..."
"Yep..."
When they reached the front door, The Vietnamese and Thai hopped off the elephant and bowed apologetically, knowing China had most likely already figured what they were doing. China only sighed and walked back inside thinking she might need another talk with the mastermind, Hong Kong.
You do not know how long his chapter took me. so much writers block writing this one... Somewhat ninja Thailand and Vietnam was for Mi3staR. thanks for the review! At first, i wasn't exactly sure if they were gonna be all ninja like but hey, its fanfiction! Thanks to the people who read, review, add as fav or subscribe! I really appreciate it! srry about any OOC-ness! REVIEWS ARE LOVED!
I forgot this last chapter but
Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya
he's awesome...
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