Me: Here is chapter seven! I am actually going to start replying to the reviewers, so let's start doing that here! :L Sorry if there are any wrong or crazy spellings on this, I am writing this on an iPad, and it likes to change the right spellings into the wrong ones.
Characters Alive: Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, DK, Dixie, Yoshi, Birdo, Toad, Toadette, Wario, Rosalina, Bowser, Bowser Jr, Koops, Toadbert, Wendy, Ludwig and Ms. Mowz.
Characters Dead: Pauline, Waluigi, Tiny, Goombella, Vivian, Funky, Flurrie and Diddy.
Moley Koopa: I don't think Daisy will actually ever know of what Luigi is doing, but if she does, I think she will get over it once she kills him :D. Yeah, I like the Toadette and Bowser Jr pairing too :D. I got it from Star333.
iSqueakers: I know, they should really get put in jail :D.
Kaiimi: Triangle love drama! Hooray! XD Yeah, one of them probably will, I don't even know yet. :L
Star333: Thanks for the incredibly long comment! XD Haha, Rosalina getting pregnant XD. With what? :D
Random Person: No problem :D. Toadbert and Koops haven't been speaking a lot because I have forgotten about them :P. So much drama has been going on with the others that I just completely forgot! XD. I will start thinking of Sonic stories, because when I looked at my poll last there were 5 for 'Yes' and none for 'No'. I have already done a Sonic story, but I need more. I am just better at doing Mario :D. Anyway, it will probably be a wuntil for me to update 'The Koopalings Go To University', because I haven't got an idea for it, there are a lot of OC's, and I have only just started it :P.
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'I am SO hungry' complained Dixie, rubbing her stomach.
'Shut up, we have only been in here for half an hour' DK said, slapping Dixie.
The force of the slap sent Dixie spiralling into the wall, making a gigantic hole. She got back up dizzily, groaning in pain. Toadette, Bowser Jr and DK rushed past her, making her spin around again. Suddenly, she tripped, and fell onto a floorboard. There was a nail on the floorboard, however, and her head went right into it. It went straight through her head and into her brain, blood spilling out of it. The others didn't notice she was dead.
'Faster, guys! Faster!' DK yelled, as he noticed the ceiling falling on them.
Toadette was at the back, and screamed as the debris blocked her from escaping. She backed away from more falling debris, until she found herself back in the room where the dead bodies were. The rest of the ceiling blocked the opening in the hole, trapping her completely.
'HELP!' she cried, tears streaming down her face. 'SOMEBODY!'
Then a part of the ceiling fell right next to her, making her jump.
'Toadette! Up here!' Bowser Jr yelled from a hole in the roof.
Toadette jumped up and grabbed his arm. Bowser Jr pulled her back up and she found herself in an air vent.
'Let's go' Bowser Jr said, crawling out of the air vent and onto the floor.
Toadette followed. They were in the lobby! Toadette smiled, knowing she was safe in the warm room...
'Are you Ok?' asked DK, rushing up to Toadette in worry.
'I'm fine' Toadette relaxed DK. 'But where is Dixie?'
'She must have been too slow' the large brown ape said sadly, looking down at the green carpet.
'Oh' Toadette said, not really caring about the monkey girl. 'She deserved it. I hate her so much. I am glad she is dead, and I hope she died a long time ago'
'Um, that was kinda mean' Bowser Jr said awkwardly.
'Oh, sorry. I was talking about someone else. I actually do feel sorry for her' Toadette stated.
'...Ok then. Let's go and find the others' DK ran off, and the other two followed closely.
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Wario, Ludwig, Bowser, Ms. Mowz, Yoshi and Peach were in the library, looking through all of the books for no reason.
'Reading is SO boring!' whined Bowser, who was getting slapped by Ludwig.
'READ! READ!' screamed Ludwig, not realising everyone was staring at him like he was a crazy maniac.
'Someone has problems' Peach said, and everyone laughed, except Bowser and Ludwig.
'Haha, that is funny because Ludwig doesn't really have problems but he is acting like he does!' Wario pointed out dumbly.
'Um...We knew' Ms. Mowz said, rolling her eyes as she took out a book about gold and jewellery.
But she didn't notice the gun behind the book firing at her. She suddenly dropped the book, and reached down to grab it, the bullet whizzing past her.
'There it is- What the hell?' Ms. Mowz gasped, seeing a hole through Yoshi's head.
He wobbled for a moment, and then fell over, tripping into a chair on the way. It slammed into the ground, catching the attention of the others. Yoshi twitched, one eye closed and the other half-open.
'Yoshi! Stay alive, please! You are one of my best friends!' Peach cried.
Yoshi suddenly stopped twitching and lay still, creating an eerie atmosphere.
'Eh, I'm over it' Peach shrugged. 'But what killed him?'
Ms. Mowz turned around and saw the gun. There was a timer attached to the gun. She gasped.
'This gun shot him! It was supposed to shoot me! The killer knew I like gold and put the gun behind the book. Then whenever I grabbed the book, it would trigger the gun, and shoot me! I was supposed to die!'
'Well, that is kinda obvious' Ludwig muttered, grabbing his father by the tail and swinging him at a bookcase.
Bowser collided with the bookcase, making it wobble and topple over, slamming into another bookcase, which fell onto another bookcase, and so on.
'Bowser! You freak!' Peach screamed, running under a table for protection.
'It isn't MY fault! Tell Ludwig!' whined Bowser, folding his arms in anger.
'GUYS! Dodge the bookcases!' Wario yelled, barely dodging a bookcase that smashed down beside him.
'How many bookcases are there!?' cried Ms. Mowz, who was dashing under a falling bookcase swiftly.
Everyone continued dodging as they fell, well, apart from Yoshi, who was on the floor dead. Ludwig jumped on top of a bookcase and gripped onto a chandelier, swinging up and down.
Peach was still under the table, whimpering as the bookcases fell around her, luckily not hitting the small table she was under.
was getting hit by many books that fell out of the bookcases, getting cuts and bruises all over his body. He back-flipped twice then somersaulted over to the door and pulled, trying to get it open.
'The door will NOT open!' he cried, pulling and pulling.
'It is a PUSH door, you idiot! Look, there is a sign on the door that CLEARLY says PUSH!' growled Bowser angrily, pushing past Wario and leaving the library.
Wario followed close behind, taking a last look at the room that was full of fallen bookcases. He sighed, knowing Peach, Ludwig and Ms. Mowz were dead.
'Hey, FATTY!'
Wario turned around in shock, only to see Ms. Mowz, who was tapping her foot on the ground angrily. Peach was on the floor behind her, panting.
'Yeah, you! Help me pick her up!' Ms. Mowz shouted, running through Wario's legs and catching up to Bowser.
Ludwig swung from the chandelier and landed by Wario.
'Come on, dude, let's go' Ludwig said, running after the others.
Wario picked up Peach and walked after the other three, panting.
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It was eerily quiet in the roof, the wind blowing in through the window, making it cold. Daisy was on the floor in a pool of her own blood. Then she groaned, and slowly lifted her head. She found herself in the sticky liquid, and was about to be sick. Suddenly, the memories came flooding back to her, and she gasped, remembering every single part of what had happened to her. She got up slowly, and picked up a plank of wood from the box that was smashed on her.
'Luigi is dead...' Daisy whispered. 'Luigi is dead...'
Then there was the sound of footsteps coming up the stairs, and Daisy lay back down, pretending she was still unconscious.
'Heh heh heh...She will never remember what happened...'
Daisy recognised the voice. Rosalina! She watched her pass her head and walk to the window.
'Well, it is quite cold up here. I better close the window' Rosalina said, shivering.
Rosalina leant out of the window to pull it shut. This was her only chance! Daisy stood up quickly, picking up the plank of wood as she slowly made her way over to Rosalina. As soon as she raised up the wood, Rosalina turned around and screamed. Rosalina rolled out of the way as Daisy brought the wood down, smashing the window.
'Get back here, you bitch!' Daisy cried, chasing Rosalina around the room.
'Daisy! What are you doing!? Stop! Help me, somebody!' Rosalina screamed, picking up boxes and throwing them at the furious princess, who blocked them with the wood.
'You stole my HUSBAND off me!' Daisy shouted, swinging at Rosalina, who barely dodged it as she tumbled into the wall.
Daisy walked right up to her, and raised the wood.
'Answer me one question. Are you the killer?' Daisy growled, getting ready to strike.
'What!? Of course not, you freak!' Rosalina protested.
Daisy lowered the stick a little.
'Now, listen carefully. If you EVER step close to Luigi ever again, this wood is going through your head. Get it?' Daisy said to Rosalina.
Rosalina nodded, whimpering.
'Yes, please don't hurt me' she said quietly.
Daisy threw the wood backwards, making it slam into the wall. Suddenly, Luigi came up, wondering what was happening.
'Hey, Rosie, what is up- Oh, Daisy' Luigi backed away.
'YOU!' Daisy growled, walking towards Luigi, who backed away towards the stairs.
Suddenly, there was a thwack, and Daisy tumbled down the stairs. When she landed at the bottom, she began bleeding again.
'Rosie, you seriously have to STOP doing that. Are you sure you are not the killer?' Luigi asked, getting slightly frightened.
'Don't worry about it' Rosalina smiled, dropping the blood-covered wood and walking towards Luigi.
'If you say so...' Luigi said nervously, also walking towards Rosalina.
But as Rosalina made it to Luigi, he suddenly raised his fist and punched her, making her fly into the wall, losing consciousness at once.
'Nobody hurts MY Daisy and gets away with it' Luigi growled, his voice a lot deeper than usual.
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Meanwhile, Mario, Toad, Koops, Wendy, Toadbert and Birdo were sat in their room, playing a game of charades.
'Um, a movie? A movie! O-ok, four letters- FIVE LETTERS!' Koops yelled, sweating as he tried to get it right before the others.
Wendy rolled her eyes, knowing the answer.
'The answer is the 'Attack Of The Toad Clones'' she muttered.
'Hey! I was just about to get it right!' Koops whined, folding his arms.
'No, you were not' Wendy glared at Koops, who backed away.
'Luigi and Rosalina have been away for about ten minutes now, and Daisy has been gone for about a day! She said she would be back after she went to the toilet' Mario said, confused.
'We must not leave the room! We must hold it in until we escape! Quickly, Birdo, get the badges!' Toadbert cried, standing up quickly.
Birdo began to sweat, and went under the bed. She came back a few seconds later with a box full of badges.
'Here! Quickly, Toadbert, hurry!' Birdo began to cry.
Toadbert fumbled around with it.
'You idiot!' he shouted, throwing them back at the pink dinosaur. 'These are the WRONG badges!'
Birdo nodded, and went back under the bed, tears streaming down her face. She came back and threw the box at Toadbert.
'Here they are! Mario, say this, quickly! I am fat Mario, I am huge' Toadbert said frantically.
Mario shook his head, annoyed.
'No'
'Please Mario, I am begging you! PLEASE!' Birdo jumped into his lap and grabbed his face.
'This is so dramatic' Wendy rolled her eyes, while Toad also began to sweat, although he had no idea what was going on. Koops was the same as Wendy.
'So not cool' he said.
Then there was the sound of ticking.
'What is that?' asked Koops, confused.
'It sounds like...' Toadbert began.
He looked inside the box and brought out something else.
'Dammit, Birdo, you gave me the FUCKING bomb!' Toadbert finished.
'Oh no, oh my, what are we to do? Oh no, oh my, should we fly away in a shoe?' Birdo sang.
Then she realised everyone lock left the room and locked the door, the bomb still inside.
'Oh no, oh my, what am I to do-'
BOOM!
The others dived for the stairs, barely dodging the explosion. They got back up, dizzy and confused.
'Is Birdo dead?' asked Mario.
'Yes' said Koops silently.
'HALLELUJAH!' the others cried, and they all began dancing.
Then Mario slapped Wendy. She fell to the ground, a red mark on her cheek.
'You are not allowed to dance' he stated, and they all began trampling over her as she screamed in terror and pain.
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Toadette, DK and Bowser Jr were getting incredibly annoyed.
'Where the hell can they be?' cried DK, thrashing on the wall.
'I know, I need to tell Wario something. All of my clothes were missing when I dressed when we first came here' Toadette said, placing a hand on her hip in annoyance.
'Guys, I think that is them!' Bowser Jr pointed, running towards a group of people.
'Son! Son!' Bowser yelled, picking up his son and hugging him.
'Hey Toadette!' Peach squealed, running towards Toadette.
'Has anything bad happened to you guys?' asked Ms. Mowz after everyone had calmed down.
'Well, we got trapped in this room where some of our dead friends were. Then me, DK and Bowser Jr managed to escape the falling ceiling, but Dixie was not so lucky. How about you?' Toadette asked.
'Funky got killed in the fryer in the kitchen, and Bowser burned Diddy to death. We all almost died in the library when all of the bookcases fell' Ms. Mowz explained.
'Hm, so the killer has not decided to kill any of us yet' Bowser Jr said. 'We better watch out, because I have a feeling he or she is going to strike soon'
They all nodded, and sat down, needing a break.
'I wish we could have something to eat' moaned Toadette, rubbing her stomach.
'I agree. Has anyone got anything to eat?' asked Ludwig.
They all nodded, but they wished somebody did.
'If only we could get in the bar' DK sighed.
Then Bowser Jr gasped.
'Hey guys, when we were walking towards you, I saw a door to the left. Maybe it is another way to the bar!'
They all cheered and ran towards the door. They all rushed inside, only to see part of the ceiling blocking the way. There was a hole to the left, but it was incredibly small.
'Damn! We are going to starve!' cried DK dramatically.
'Wait, that hole looks big enough for me, Toadette, and Ms. Mowz to get through. It will be a tight squeeze for me and Toadette, but I think we can get through' Bowser Jr suggested.
Suddenly, they heard laughing. They turned around and saw Bowser wearing a skirt, dancing around. He danced into Peach, who screamed as she fell into Wario. He then turned into a tornado, spinning everywhere. When he stopped, there was an awkward silence.
'Um...That was...Extremely weird' Toadette said, her eyes widening.
'Shut up and get through the hole! Go, go, GO! I WANT MY FOOD!' Bowser screamed, grabbing Toadette by the legs and swinging her at the hole.
It missed, however, and Toadette slammed face-first into the wall. Bowser quickly grabbed her again and pushed her through the wall.
'Thanks, idiot' Toadette muttered, rolling her eyes as she rubbed the bruise on the left side of her body.
Ms. Mowz and Bowser Jr followed casually and silently, not wanting to get thrown at the wall like Toadette.
'Remember, grab as much food as possible and come back!' called Peach, waving.
'Wait, why didn't we go in the kitchen to get food?' asked Bowser.
'Eh, who cares? I can't be bothered, plus they have already gone' Peach said, sitting down and sighing.
'Gosh, I think I forgot to put on my make-up. Does anyone want to come with me to my incredibly girly pink handbag to get it?' Bowser asked in an incredibly girly voice.
'Oh, really? Let's go!' DK cried, and they both ran off to get Bowser's handbag.
Peach, Wario and Ludwig sat in silence, none of them bothering to walk or do anything at all.
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Luigi sat in the attic, wondering what to do. He glanced at Rosalina, making sure she was still unconscious.
'W-what happened?' asked Daisy, coming up the stairs.
'I am assuming you have just woken up' Luigi said, pointing to Rosalina. 'She tried to kill you twice'
'What? Why?' asked Daisy in shock.
'Because she loves me, and wants you to be out of the way' Luigi turned his head to Daisy.
'Well, when she wakes up, I m going to give her a piece of my mind!' Daisy said loudly.
'No, let's just pretend nothing happened, she will forget what happened' Luigi said, looking at Rosalina again.
'Oh...Ok. Let's go down now, the others are probably wondering what is up' Daisy suggested, and Luigi nodded.
They both left, leaving the damaged princess behind. Suddenly, someone came out from behind a box, and face-palmed.
It was Mario.
'This is not going to go very well...' he groaned, looking at Rosalina.
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A/N: Oooh, exciting! I think the identity of the killer is getting pretty obvious right now, but only one person has got it right. Also, sorry to Yoshi fans, Dixie fans, and Birdo fans (If Birdo fans are even possible XD). So I am going to ask you guys to review who you think the killer is again, to see who gets it right. The next chapter is coming soon!