"OKAY GUYS! TIME TO START THE ALLIES MEETING!" America said in his loud hero voice. England sighed, knowing it was going to be another long and pointless meeting. "OKAY! So I got this like new idea on how we can defeat the Axis with me being the one and only HERO!" England started to tune out America's 'great' plan and doodled on his note pat; they were always somewhat the same plans. After what seemed like hours when it was only 30 minutes, he heard America shout, "CHINA! WHERE'VE YOU BEEN, MAN! YOU MISSED MY TOTALLY AWESOME PLAN!" England's head shoots towards the door to see the Chinese man, who's actually a girl. All eyes were on China when she finally said,
"I didn't plan on being late, but I was busy, um, making... egg... tarts..." England noticed how China nervously stumbled with her sentence and instantly knew it was a lie. She was actually trying to make sure Hong Kong wouldn't proceed with his plans, at least for the day. It really took everything out of her to try and convince him to stop, which may or may not have worked. "However, I don't regret what I did aru..." No one but England could tell she was lying.
"OOOOH! DID YOU BRING US ANY!" America asked excitedly. Even France and Russia were curious about the answer and who could blame them! China's Hong Kong style egg tarts are the best! England face-palmed while China exhaustively sighs.
"S-sorry..."
"AWWW MAN! NOW I'M HUNGRY!" America pouts, half because of wanting to eat some of China's egg tarts and half because it was practically lunch time.
"Oui, I'm also somewhat hungry, too..." and so, everyone took a lunch break only about 45 minutes into the meeting. China on the other hand, took a seat at her usual spot at the table and instantly fell asleep, her head resting on her arms on the table. England was just about to leave before he noticed the Chinese girls' actions. He couldn't help but chuckle at the adorable sight.
"Why're ya chuckling?" America asked, popping next to England out of nowhere. Startled, England jumped a bit away from America and was now fumed.
"Don't scare me like that, bloody git!" America grinned, ear to ear, proud he unintentionally scared England.
"Wimp!" He turned and noticed China sleeping, walking over to her, "China?" America starts poking at the sleeping Asian and grins once again when she startled mumbling a bit in her sleep, "England, check it out! He's like totally asleep!" America laughed, continuing to poke the sleeping China.
"America!" England runs over to the American, attempting to make him stop.
"OH YEAH! Hey! You've heard about China!" America asked England, stopping the poking.
"W-what..." England replied nervously.
"China's like a chic now!"
"W-WHAT YOU MEAN! CHINA IS 100% MALE! YOU'RE CRAZY, AMERICA! WHAT? YOU BUMPED YOUR HEAD ON SOMETHING?" England hysterically laughs, hoping America would reconsider his comment.
"No man! I'm like way serious! I know it sounds crazy, well kinda... But really! Look, I found one of Japan's cameras-"
"Really...?" England interrupted. He found it really weird that Japan would leave his camera someplace.
"Okay fine! I took it without him knowing! I wanted to know what he takes pictures of all the time! So anyways-"
"YOU STOLE ONE OF JAPAN'S CAMERAS!"
"DUDE STOP INTERRUPTING ME! NOT COOL MAN! AND I PUT IT BACK! ANYWAYS! So, I took one of his camera's and the memory card was like FILLED with pictures of China! And not like regular pics man! He was in all these different cosplays!" America started laugh. He laughed so hard the he was crying on the floor, holding onto his stomach. "He was like Mio ((K-On)), Lenalee ((D. Gray-Man)), Sailor Mars ((Sailor Moon)), Fuko ((Clannad)), even a French maid with cat ears and everything! Which was surprisingly hot... There were A LOT of pictures. IT WAS HILARIOUS!" America laughed even harder, pounding on the floor while England madly blushed, picturing China as a French kitty-maid. England turned to China, seeing her still asleep while his nose starts bleeding.
"W-was he even s-smiling in the pictures..."
"Well, no, actually some of them looked like he was either out of breath, blushing and sometimes, crying... hmm... Plus Taiwan was in some of the pictures..." America answered while tapping his chin, once he'd caught his breath, "...England, your nose is bleeding..." America added with a sly grin, "And you always say France is a perv!"
"I-I'M NO PERV! I'M A GENTLEMEN! DON'T COMPARE ME TO THAT HORNY FRANCE! AND SEE, CHINA WAS FORCED TO COSPLAY!"
"BUT BUT I SAW ONE THAT WASN'T A COSPLAY! He was cross-dressing! PLUS! It didn't look like he was embarrassed or anything! SEE, I PRINTED MY OWN COPY!" America pulled out his wallet and showed England a picture of China. She was wearing the same clothes she wore when England was tied up by the Asians, "China's a cute girl, huh?"
"WILL YOU QUIT CALLING CHINA A GIRL! SHE ISN'T ONE!" England shouted, slapping America's wallet out of his face. America laughs once again, only to suddenly stop and look at England, confused. "What the bloody hell now?"
" 'She' ? You just called China a 'she'..." England's eyes shot open, realizing what he just did. America was right, he did call China a 'she'.
"N-no I didn't! You're hearing thinks, ol' chum!" England nervously laughs, turning pale.
"Now you're making up excusing and laughing. Plus you're turning pale. Dude, what's up? No one mistakes China for a chic twice. It's always the first time, then a terribly scarring experience with China's wok, and never again, so that wasn't a slip up." Shit! England thought. America was a lot more sharper than what everyone gave him credit for.
"No, I said 'he'..."
"No you didn't..."
"America, why do you even have the picture of China in your wallet!" England was hoping changing the subject would make America forget the topic and never bring it up again.
"Come on! China looks so sweet and cute as a chic! Actually..." America turns his head towards the still sleeping China, curiously.
"A-America..." England noticed America walking towards China so he ran between them when America was practically a foot away from her. "W-what're you doing..."
"Aren't you curious? Well, I am! When China was cosplaying, he was all girls, then that picture of him cross-dressing and you calling him a 'she', I'm way curious man! And to be honest..." England noticed America started to blush a bit, "I-I kinda, well um... How should I put this... Uh... You know when China was like kicking your ass and I, being the hero, saved you? Well... I kinda felt something while holding him back in this, uh, general... area..." America started to heat up even more while patting his chest. England knew what he meant and now both Westerners were blushing, "I shrugged it off at first! But now... OKAY NEVERMIND!" America abruptly shouted, turning around and stiffly walking out the door. England could see both America's ears turning red. He sighs.
"Hopefully America won't bring this back up again..." He said to no one in particular. England looked down at the Chinese girl and sighed, "I'm sorry, China. I messed up. I swore I wouldn't say anything and crossed my heart." England sighs once again and left out the door, leaving China at the table. Quietly, without England knowing, China turned her head. Golden orbs watching the British man walk out the door. She sighed once she for sure knew England was gone and sat back up.
"Aiyah, who could sleep though all that laughing and yelling aru..." China said, a bit edgy, resting her chin in the palm of her hand, her elbow on the table. China had heard everything since America's 'wimp' comment and woke up more during the poking. She turns once again to the door which England had left though and sighed again, "You didn't mean it aru... It just slipped up... Right...?" China shook her head, trying to shake off any doubt, "No! It just slipped out aru! An accident aru!" She then got up and head out the door, leaving the empty meeting room. Unable to help it, China sighed one last time before walking out the door.
I am such a cheesy author... *cries in emo corner* So China was able to convince Hong to take a break for a day and look what happens *giggle *giggle. I was trying to write a bit of IggyChu but didn't know how to fit it in. But if u squint! You might be able to see it! maybe...Okay, so i honestly didn't know what i was thinking when i was listing anime characters n stuff! I RLY DONT KNOW! Also i was considering putting an omake but didn't wanna ruin d moment =w=v hehehe... thank you for those who reviewed, favorited, or subscribed to Gege's a Jiejie! you guys r loved! thx 4 reading! REVIEWS R ALWAYS LOVED!
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