The Stuff I Google... Okay All Of What Will Be Written Will Take Place On Different Times (Day Ect...) With Different People
What?
"Rob, You Listening?"
"Yes Wally! "
"Okay, Fresh From Her Shower, A Woman Stands In Front Of The Mirror Complaining To Her Husband That Her Breasts Are Too Small.
Instead Of Characteristically Telling Her It's Not So, The Husband Uncharacteristically Comes Up With A Suggestion. 'If You Want Your Breasts To Grow, Then Every Day Take A Piece Of Toilet Paper And Rub It Between Your Breasts For A Few Seconds.'
Willing To Try Anything, The Wife Fetches A Piece Of Toilet Paper And Stands In Front Of The Mirror, Rubbing It Between Her Breasts.
'How Long Will This Take?' She Asks.
'They'll Grow Larger Over A Period Of Years,' He Replies.
The Wife Stops. 'Why Do You Think Rubbing A Piece Of Toilet Paper Between My Breasts Everyday Will Make My Breasts Grow Over The Years?'
'Worked For Your Butt, Didn't It?'
He Lived. And With A Great Deal Of Therapy, May Even Walk Again.. The End"
Just Wasting Time
"Okay Artemis Go!"
"What Do You Get When You Cross A Duck And A Rooster?
A Bird That Gets Up At The Quack Of Dawn"
"Ummm, Conner Your Turn!"
"If You're An American When You Go In The Bathroom And An American When You Come Out What Are You While You're In The Bathroom?
European"
"Ha, Okay M'gann Your Turn."
"How Did The Police Scare The Bugs Away?
They Called For The S.W.A.T. Team."
"Oh God, Rob, Next."
"All Right, A Curious Child Asked His Mother: "Mommy, Why Are Some Of Your Hairs Turning Grey?"
The Mother Tried To Use This Occasion To Teach Her Child: "It Is Because Of You, Dear. Every Bad Action Of Yours Will Turn One Of My Hairs Grey!"
The Child Replied Innocently: "Now I Know Why Grandmother Has Only Grey Hairs On Her Head."
"Kaldur?"
"A Couple Going On Vacation But His Wife Was On A Business Trip So He Went To The Destination First And His Wife Would Meet Him The Next Day.
When He Reached His Hotel, He Decided To Send His Wife A Quick Email.
Unfortunately, When Typing Her Address, He Mistyped A Letter And His Note Was Directed Instead To An Elderly Preacher's Wife Whose Husband Had Passed Away Only The Day Before.
When The Grieving Widow Checked Her Email, She Took One Look At The Monitor, Let Out A Piercing Scream, And Fell To The Floor In A Dead Faint.
At The Sound, Her Family Rushed Into The Room And Saw This Note On The Screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just Got Checked In. Everything Prepared For Your Arrival Tomorrow.
P.S. Sure Is Hot Down Here."
Pick Up Lines
"Okay," Robin Said "Where All Going Around And Telling One Of The Funniest Or Stupidest Pick Up Lines You Have Heard. Wally You Start."
"Do You Have A Library Card? Because I'm Checking You Out."
"Zatanna."
"Apart From Being Sexy, What Do You Do For A Living?"
"Conner."
"Do You Know Karate? 'Cause Your Body Is Really Kickin'."
"Roy"
"Is That A Mirror In Your Pocket? Because I Can See Myself In Your Pants."
"Roy! Keep This Proper!" Robin Said.
"Artemis."
"Do You Have A Band Aid? I Hurt My Knee When I Fell For You."
"Rocket"
"If A Fat Man Puts You In A Bag At Night, Don't Worry I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas."
Okay I'm Done With The Stupid-Ness. Now This Was Really Random Teenage Stuff, What You Think?
Review!
-Jenny