Me: Wow, It has been about a week since I last uploaded. There were two reasons: I was working on a very long chapter for another story, and I was too lazy. But I will try and do a reasonably long chapter because I am used to them now.
Characters Alive: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, DK, Toad, Toadette, Wario, Rosalina, Bowser, Bowser Jr, Koops, Toadbert, Wendy, Ludwig and Ms. Mowz.
Characters Dead: Pauline, Waluigi, Tiny, Goombella, Vivian, Funky, Flurrie, Diddy, Dixie, Yoshi and Birdo.
Kaiimi: Haha, you really like Dixie, I can see :D.
Crazy Mecha: Ok, so BOTH of you want him to die. :P
Light Speed508: Lol! Nobody likes Birdo! XD!
Moley Koopa: Bowser IS a jerk. And I can say that Yoshi is definitely NOT the killer XD.
Random Person: Yoshi is dead, there is no possible chance in the whole entire world of randomness and awesomeness that he is alive! Wow, that was a mouthful...:P
Star333: Eh, I don't think they are THAT far in their relationship yet. I will still go with your other idea though.
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Toadette, Ms. Mowz and Bowser Jr found themselves in a musty doorway. Toadette coughed and looked back up in disgust.
'Ew, I bet nobody could live here' she muttered, putting her hand over her mouth as she looked to the ground which was covered in dust.
'Toadette, it is a freaking doorway! Nobody COULD live here' the mouse thief snapped, swiftly jumping over the planks of wood that lay across the ground.
'Guys, there is a door over there!' exclaimed Bowser Jr, pointing to a door that was barricaded at the end of the doorway.
They ran over, and tried to pull off the planks of wood that were nailed to the door. But even them three combined could not pull one off. Bowser Jr folded his arms, slumping to the ground. Something shining then caught his eye. He looked up, and saw another air vent above the door.
'Hey, you two!' he said, standing up. 'We could climb through that air vent!'
'We are all too short' Toadette rolled her eyes.
'Not if we stack up' Bowser Jr suggested.
It was silent for a moment, the only noise being their breathing.
'I am STARVED. Let's do it' Ms. Mowz groaned, watching as Toadette climbed on top of Bowser Jr.
She then back-flipped onto Toadette and whipped open the vent with her tail, making it clatter to the floor.
'Watch it!' Bowser Jr scowled, waving his fist at the mouse.
Ms. Mowz smiled and waved back, not realising he was doing it in anger. She crawled in, making bangs on the metal as she clambered through it. It began to get darker and darker, and she groaned. She turned around and beckoned for the other two to come in. Bowser Jr came in first, and then Toadette. But as soon as Toadette went in there was a sudden clang, making them all jump in surprise.
'What the hell?' muttered Ms. Mowz, turning her head around to see what had happened.
Bowser Jr did the same. Toadette stared at them with wide eyes, and then slowly turned her head back around.
'...Shit...' she whispered.
'Wow, we are in an even worse situation than when I invited Wario to the party and he ate too much-' Bowser Jr stopped, noticing the disgusted looks on the girls's faces.
The vent was inserted back in, nails hammered into it. There was also a padlock on it.
'Who did that? And how did they do it so quick?' asked Ms. Mowz in confusion.
'Is it just me, or is it getting hotter in here?' questioned Bowser Jr, starting to sweat.
When the drop of sweat hit the metal, it began sizzling. They all glanced at it in shock. Ms. Mowz looked at them in worry.
'Guys, something is going on...' she whispered.
'OUCH!' Toadette suddenly cried, jumping up as the hot floor burned her knees. She then banged her head on the top of it, and moaned in pain. 'We have to get out of here before we get boiled alive!'
'Like sausages...' Bowser Jr smiled, closing his eyes. 'Mmmmmm...'
'Dude' Ms. Mowz scowled at him. 'I am a vegetarian. You could at least say something like 'Salad''
'But you don't BOIL salad' Bowser Jr argued.
'Fine! Like potatoes' Ms. Mowz muttered, shaking her head.
'I don't care, I am keeping with sausages' Bowser Jr turned his body away from her, his spikes almost impaling her in the head.
'Hey, WATCH IT!' Ms. Mowz shouted, ducking under his shell and hopping away.
'Now is NOT the time for terrible dancing' Toadette muttered.
'I am not dancing! My feet are MELTING!' Ms. Mowz screamed.
She wasn't kidding. Her feet melted into a gooey grey substance that spread along the metal. Toadette felt like she was going to be sick.
'Ms. Mowz!' she called. 'You can do gymnastics and sports fine, right? Can you walk on your hands?'
Ms. Mowz nodded and quickly flipped around, landing gracefully on her hands.
'Let's get out of here!' she cried.
They all ran through the air vent, feeling it get hotter and hotter by the second. Toadette then coughed and began stumbling. Suddenly, she tripped and fell, banging her head on the wall. She fell unconscious instantly, slamming down onto the floor. The other two didn't notice, however, and continued speeding along, turning a corner and leaving Toadette alone. The air vent could not hold her weight, and it broke, making Toadette fall and slam hard onto the floor in some kind of storage room, still unconscious.
Meanwhile, the other two were still running, when they came to a dead end.
'Oh my god...' whispered Bowser Jr, turning around. 'Wait...Where the hell is Toadette?'
'AHHHH!' screamed Ms. Mowz as a knife suddenly impaled her in the arm, sticking it to the wall.
She watched as red blood slowly dripped from her arm, wincing in pain. Bowser Jr gasped and turned around, only to see five more knives heading his way. He quickly went into his shell, the knives ricocheting off and slamming into the wall.
'HEY!' shouted Ms. Mowz whacking the shell with her hands. 'Let me in!'
Another knife then found a home in her chest, making her cough and splutter blood. She stumbled back and slammed against the wall, her eyes slowly closing.
'Please...'
More knives cut into her, making it a disgusting sight. Bowser Jr poked his head out of his shell, noticing it was silent. He saw Ms. Mowz's corpse, and was almost sick. Suddenly, she rose her head and began screaming, trying to hit Bowser Jr. But she was stuck to the wall, and it was impossible.
'What the hell?' he whispered, inspecting the mouse.
Her eyes were dark red, and her teeth had turned sharp. Her tail's shape was now a knife, not a heart, and she was bleeding uncontrollably.
'Do you like it?' asked a voice from behind him.
He spun around and gasped, seeing someone in a large black cloak that hid all of their body.
'Are you the killer? Did you murder all of those INNOCENT people!?' he cried.
'Ummm...Yes' the murderer replied with an evil grin. 'And now it is time for you'
The killer grabbed their cloak and opened the left side of it, revealing guns and knives. There was also a spear there, along with some grenades.
'Which one?' they moved their hand about, trying to decide which weapon to choose.
They finally rested her eyes on a katana that was hanging next to the spear. They pulled it off, watching in delight as it sparkled.
'Are you going to fight back?' the killer asked, looking up at Bowser Jr.
'No' Bowser Jr shook his head. 'Just hurry up and kill me'
'Hmmm...Enthusiasm, I like it'
The killer raised the katana and dashed towards Bowser Jr with a cry. They swiped it at him, but he jumped out of the way, slamming into the vent.
'HEY!' the killer screamed, running after him again.
The murderer pinned him up to the wall by the neck, watching in glee as he squirmed about.
'Let's end this, shall we?' they asked, their eyes gleaming.
'HI-YA!'
Bowser Jr gasped as the killer suddenly dropped him, catching back his breath. Toadette kicked the killer in the chest, making them sprawl to the ground. They got back up and swiped at Toadette, who barely dodged it. She fell next to Bowser Jr.
'Come on, let's get out of here!' she grabbed his hand and pulled him, saving him from getting cut in half.
They ran back through the vent, ducking under every attack the killer aimed at them. They both then jumped down the hole Toadette fell through and ran out the door, now out of the killer's eyesight.
'Never mind about the food!' cried Toadette, both of them running as fast as they could towards Peach, Wario and Ludwig who sat in the distance.
'HELP US!' Bowser Jr yelled, running behind them.
'...From what?' asked Peach, looking up at the two as if they were crazy.
Toadette and Bowser Jr then realised the killer was not chasing them anymore, and breathed a sigh of relief.
'Right, what the hell happened?' muttered Wario.
The two explained everything that happened to the shocked three.
'Wow, you have been through a lot' gasped Ludwig.
Bowser and DK came running back with lipstick all over their faces.
'Do you like our new style?' Bowser asked, smiling at Ludwig as he walked towards him. 'Hey, what's YOUR name?'
'Dad, I'm your son' Ludwig groaned, closing his eyes in embarrassment.
'I'll pay you' Bowser quickly replied.
'What did you give to him?' asked Ludwig, glancing at DK, who shifted his eyes.
'Um...Nooottthing...' DK said quietly, whistling.
'Guys, never mind about that! We have to catch the murderer before he or she escapes!' Toadette exclaimed.
'They have probably escaped by now, let's just leave it. I still feel really sad about Ms. Mowz...' Peach sighed, looking down and blinking.
'We all do' Ludwig said sadly.
'NOT ME!' Bowser began laughing and dancing around the room again.
The room began shaking, making Ludwig get bounced over to the huge hole by the front door.
'Hey, WATCH IT!' he screamed.
Peach then noticed something. She screamed at Bowser to stop dancing. But it was too late.
CRASH!
The ceiling above them was old, and it was already braking. Bowser dancing did not really help, and it broke, falling towards the group. They all screamed except Bowser, who continued dancing freakishly. The ceiling fell onto them, and the screaming stopped.
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Mario went on one knee and put two fingers on Rosalina's neck to make sure she was still alive. He breathed a sigh of relief and stood back up, shaking his head.
'How could Luigi do this?' he asked himself.
He began slowly walking down the stairs, still watching Rosalina. He made it to the bottom and them remembered that the room they were in had exploded. Wendy was leaning on the wall with red marks all over her body as she took out a bottle.
'I am glad I brought this with me...' she whispered and lifted the bottle, drinking all of the alcohol at once.
Luigi then spotted his brother coming down the stairs and gulped, but did not make any eye contact with him. Mario walked towards him and leaned in towards his ear, his arms folded.
'Can you explain about what that was all about?'
Luigi began to sweat and took off his hat, chuckling nervously.
'W-what do you mean, Mario? Heh heh...' he looked down.
'Luigi, I saw it' Mario glared at the green plumber.
Luigi sighed. He took a deep breath, and explained everything to his brother.
'Right, I-I slept with Rosalina, and then-' Luigi got stopped by Daisy.
'You WHAT!?'
'I thought you already knew...' Luigi whispered quietly.
'Remember, I got smashed up by Rosalina TWICE!' Daisy exclaimed, clenching her fists.
Luigi looked back to Mario.
'After I slept with Rosalina...' he glanced at Daisy. 'Daisy found out, so Rosalina hit her. Then I think Daisy tried to murder Rosalina, but she ended up getting knocked out again. Then I hit Rosalina, and she is unconscious up in the attic'
'Oh, I am unconscious up in the attic, am I?' Rosalina narrowed her eyes as she walked towards the group of three, her head still bleeding from when he punched her. 'And I think you hit me in the head, am I correct?'
She stood next to Daisy, folding her arms.
'God dammit...' whispered Luigi, face-palming.
'Luigi...' whispered Daisy, tears filling up in her eyes. 'We were supposed to get married...'
'Um, not anymore!' Rosalina cheered. 'Luigi! I will forgive you, because I am SUCH a nice lady!'
'Fine' Daisy turned away. 'Go with her. I hope you have a happy life with the bitch'
'Loser!' Rosalina laughed as Daisy walked away. 'Now then, Luigi, what shall we do?'
'Hey, get off my brother!' Mario roughly shoved Rosalina off Luigi, making her fall to the ground.
'Grrr...LUIGI! Tell him!' Rosalina cried.
Luigi was silent.
'LUIGI!'
'Shut up' Luigi walked away from the surprised space princess. 'Bitch'
Rosalina growled as she got up herself, brushing dust off her dress.
Toad, Koops, Wendy and Toadbert watched in excitement to see what would happen, and sighed when it ended. The whole Luigi/Daisy/Rosalina situation reminded Mario about Peach.
'Hmmm...I hope Peach is alright' he said to himself.
'Guys, I really think we should get down to the others somehow' Toadbert glanced around at the others, waiting for a response.
'I totally agree' Wendy agreed. 'I am tired of all of you'
'But how?' asked Koops, glaring at Wendy and kicking her.
They all looked at Rosalina, who rolled her eyes and shook her head.
'I will take you guys over, but them three idiots can stay here' Rosalina said.
Rosalina closed her eyes and concentrated hard, gathering all of her magic. She then snapped them open.
'Jump' Rosalina uttered, glancing at Toad and nodding at the huge gap in the middle of the staircase.
'You ARE joking, right?' Toad's eyes widened as Rosalina nodded again.
'Just jump' Rosalina snapped. 'My magic is weakening'
'Patience!' Toad snapped back, and then jumped.
A blue orb appeared around him and he found himself floating to the other side. He landed gracefully on the carpet.
'Wow' Toad turned around. 'You guys try it!'
Wendy, Toadbert and Koops also went across, and reached the end. Rosalina turned to Mario, Luigi and Daisy smugly.
'See you later' she laughed, jumping into the air and disappearing.
She appeared again next to Wendy, who screamed in surprise. Daisy scowled, and turned to the two brothers.
'Come on, there has to be SOMETHING we can do to get across!' she muttered, shaking Mario. 'Think of something!'
Mario shook his head and sat down.
'Rosalina has beaten us, we are going to stay here forever'
'Don't think like that!' Daisy shouted. 'Think positive thoughts!'
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A/N: This wasn't as long as I thought or wanted it to be. Oh well. Please review and check out my poll. I am not forcing you, I am asking. Lol.