!REPLYING OF THE REVIEWERS!
(I am actually REALLY bad at doing this :P)
Star333: She does really hate Mario, Luigi, and Daisy.
Shamangirl1: I killed Peach because she makes it to the end in more than half of my stories, so I had the murderer kill her.
Kaiimi: You might be right about Wendy and Rosalina. Or not. Mwahaha :D!
Moley Koopa: But what about the part when Bowser Jr and Toadette got attacked by the killer?
Random Person: No problem. Haha, I actually liked writing that part :D.
Random Person Second Review: Oh, Ok. Thanks for voting on my poll.
Light Speed508: So lots of you think that Rosalina is the killer now. Well I can tell you...It might or might not be! :P.
Characters Alive: Mario, Luigi, Daisy, DK, Toad, Toadette, Wario, Rosalina, Bowser, Bowser Jr, Koops, Toadbert, Wendy, and Ludwig.
Characters Dead: Pauline, Waluigi, Tiny, Goombella, Vivian, Funky, Flurrie, Diddy, Dixie, Yoshi, Birdo, Ms. Mowz, and Peach.
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'Wow, Wario, you are SUPER dramatic! Here, have a lollipop!' Toadbert cheered happily.
'Oh, OKAY!' Wario shouted like a child and ate the lollipop in one bite...Along with a certain blue toad.
'WARIO! You freaking ATE Toadbert! Out, OUT!' Daisy screamed, grabbing a golf club leaning against the wall and smashing it against Wario's head multiple times.
Wario wobbled, groaning, and tripped over, making a floorboard pop up. Koops, who was standing on it, got shot up, screaming as his head broke the ceiling. He legs flailed about helplessly, his head stuck in the hole.
'This...is...perfect' Toadette whispered as she giggled, filming the whole thing on her iPhone. 'After this I am sending it to the boss of Penguin Studios. Then I will get me some money!'
Koops then fell, crashing into Toadette who screamed as she got crushed by the Koopa. Her iPhone spun out of her hand, almost falling down the stairs. But before it could, Wendy grabbed it and held it up in triumph.
'I don't think so, BITCH! I am getting the money! MWAHAHA!' Wendy quickly scrolled through Toadette's apps, looking for the Mail App. 'How many apps does this girl need!?'
'Hey! Give my iPhone back!' Pushing Koops off her, Toadette dashed towards Wendy and did a Kung Fu chop right next to her, making her drop the iPhone, wobbling.
'Woah! Where did you learn that!?' Wendy screamed.
Grinning, Toadette waved her iPhone in front of Wendy.
'It is hard to believe, but some apps are actually useful'
'OUT, OUT, OUT!' Daisy continued whacking Wario, every hit making her legs flip up into the air. 'Spit out the poor little...um...I can't think of anything good to say about him. Wow, I sure am tired.'
Wario stumbled around, tripping into everything he ran into. Bowser then turned to Bowser Jr, Ludwig, and DK.
'Does this mean I can dance again?' He asked, his eyes shining a bright red.
'Ugh, go for it' Replied his two sons, while DK nodded.
'Can I join in?' He questioned.
The whole scene was now hectic. Toadette and Wendy were fighting over the iPhone, Daisy had returned to whacking Wario, Toadbert was trapped inside him, Bowser and DK were dancing with each other, and Koops was on the rough floorboards, unconscious. The others were just watching, amused.
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'W-where am I?' Toadbert asked, waking up and looking around.
It was pitch black, no light at all.
'Oh yeah, I forgot. I am inside Wario' Toadbert rolled his eyes. 'I better try to escape'
Toadbert walked around, trying to feel something. But there was nothing.
'I expected to be walking up a mountain of food' He shook his head, sitting down for a rest.
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Mario, Luigi, Toad, Rosalina, Bowser Jr, and Ludwig were watching this all happen.
'GUYS! STOP! This will not help!' Mario shouted to all of them, and everyone froze immediately, even Toadbert. 'Good. Now, I got an idea. Because the ceiling is broken, we could climb through that small hole Koops made and get the hell out of this dump!'
'There is no point, idiots. We are trapped on this island.' Wendy muttered, picking up Toadette and throwing her through the hole. 'She can go up, though.'
The next thing she knew, she was getting lifted through the hole by Bowser, who was struggling to do it.
'Hey! I am not fat!' Wendy cried to Bowser who was panting.
'That's what YOU think.' Bowser wiped his forehead.
They all eventually got out of the hotel and stood on the high roof, the rain thundering down on them. They were all soaked.
'What now!?' Toadette cried through the pounding rain. 'We can't get down! The roof is too high up!'
'I don't want to go down' Wendy peeked over the edge, feeling disgusted as she thought about walking through the mushy ground.
'Oh yes, because little Wendy will get herself dirty! Oh no!' Koops grinned.
'Wait, does everyone have a phone? Yes, Toadette. You must use your iPhone too.' Mario muttered, and everyone showed him their mobile phones.
'It is useless. There is no signal! It is not like we could phone help or something, they would never find us.' Daisy muttered, sliding her phone back in a pocket in her dress.
'Ugh, I am just going to play Angry Birds.' Toadette rolled her eyes and sat down.
'Oooh, I want to watch!' Luigi said and ran towards Toadette, but he accidentally slipped on the wet roof and tumbled into her, making her drop the iPhone.
It spun round and round and eventually made it to the end of the roof, balancing on the edge. Toadette got up and ran towards it in slow-motion, movie style. She slowly reached out her arms was she got closer and closer to it.
'Nooooooo!' She screamed very slowly.
As she got closer and closer, Toad just walked past her and picked up the phone not in slow-motion, looking at Toadette weirdly. He actually looked scared.
'The phone is mine!' He ran back to the others, laughing like a crazy maniac. 'And no one can stop me!'
'Actually, you're wrong' Wendy slid in front of him, making Toad trip over and roll on the roof towards Wario.
Toad slammed into Wario incredibly hard. Wario shot back and opened his mouth, watching in surprise as Toadbert climbed out.
'Victory is mine!' Toadbert threw his fist up in the air.
But he was actually standing on Wario's tongue, and didn't realise Wario was wobbling over the edge. Wario then fell, screaming.
'OH MY GOODNESS!' Toadbert shouted and jumped back on the roof, laughing as he watched Wario smash into the ground below.
Wario created a huge explosion of dust which went all the way to the roof where the others were standing. It was only then they noticed the rain had stopped.
'The rain has stopped, we should go to sleep now.' Ludwig said to everyone.
'Um, no. Number One: You are not even an adult yet, and Two: We are at least going back downstairs!' Wendy shouted and went back down the hole easily with the help of a ladder they put up.
'She is right. Let's go.' Mario agreed and began to also climb down the ladder.
Suddenly, it wobbled and fell, Mario going down with it. He hit the ground with a loud thump.
'Oh, Hallefreakinglujuah!' Koops said sarcastically. 'Guys! Wendy pushed Mario over!'
'I did not! You always blame me, just because I am the-'
CLICK!
A huge click echoed throughout the room, making Wendy feel uneasy. She scrambled to the stairs, tripping over three times as she desperately made her way to the door. As she grabbed the rail, the stairs turned into a slide, and when the door opened it revealed two huge stone blocks smashing into each other. Wendy almost slipped down the slide and to her death but she swung around the rail before she could.
'Phew!' Wendy wiped her forehead. 'That was a close one!'
But that wasn't the end of it. The walls started to close in on her, when they suddenly began shaking and stopped. Dust fell off the surface, indicating it hadn't been used in years. Then it started moving again, getting closer and closer to Wendy. Spikes then shot out from both of the walls, the plain walls now being spikes walls. One almost impaled Wendy, but she managed to dodge it before it could. She grabbed the side of one and spun around. She then let go and flipped to another one, getting higher and higher. She then felt a spike graze her shell, and she closed her eyes, pushing herself up against the spike.
'This is an even worse situation than the time Dixie bought the wrong kind of cornflakes at the supermarket and Toadette EXPLODED. Literally!' The walls then squashed her, making Koops squirm as the walls blocked the hole.
They then separated again, making it a really gory sight. Koops hopped down, completely grossed out.
'You guys can come down now!' He yelled, waving his arms up to Daisy.
CLICK!
Koops glanced to where the noise came from and gasped, starting to slowly back away.
'It's...It's...It's a talking chicken monster! Haha, not really. Can you imagine if it was?'
'Watch out!' Screamed Daisy, pointing to where Koops was actually looking.
There was a huge silver machine there with nothing on it, but there was a small hole in the middle of the machine. As soon as Koops heard the click, an arrow whizzed out of the hole and thudded into the wall beside him.
'Well, that thing has terrible aim.' Koops laughed, watching as many more arrows shot out and missed him.
Koops then sighed and walked towards the ladder, panting as he tried to lift it up. He eventually succeeded and then began climbing up the ladder, only to fall back down after an arrow hit the bottom of it, making it wobble and fall. It hit Koops on the head and he groaned, feeling dizzy. Then another arrow shot at him, but he jumped up and ran behind a wall. Taking a deep breath, he ran out, holding a hammer he found on a box. He raised it and began smashing the machine, screaming as sparks escaped the wreck.
'That was a close one...' He whispered, looking at an arrow beside him.
Suddenly, there was the sound of a guitar string, and Koops gasped. He didn't move, but just stood there. Then there was the sickening sound of something sliding off something. The top half of the Koopa's body slid off the bottom half, landing on the attic floor. A metal wire was now visible. That must have sliced him in half. Daisy, feeling sick that she had witnessed a death, pulled her head back outside and turned to the others.
'Koops is dead and since Wendy hasn't come back I am assuming she is also dead.' Daisy said to the others, who looked shocked.
'What happened to Koops?' Mario asked.
'I just watched as his body sliced in half by a wire.' Daisy said, shuddering as she remembered the experience. 'Two more of us are dead. The murderer must have set up traps in the attic to kill more of us.'
'I don't know how anyone could do such a thing.' Rosalina shook her head in disgust. 'None of us are going down there again.'
'Yeah, I think we got that.' Daisy glared at Rosalina, hating the space princess at the moment.
'I know it sounds harsh, but I am actually glad Wendy is dead.' Toadbert stated.
'Yeah, and me.' Bowser also said.
Soon everyone was nodding, and they realised they didn't care about Wendy anymore.
'I am so bored. All we do is sit on this roof.' Muttered DK, looking around at everyone else.
'I just wish Star Fox would come flying to the island to save us.' Wario said idiotically.
'COMING IN!'
'What the hell was that!?' Screamed Toadette, her eyes widening as she recovered from almost falling off the roof.
'Hey look, it's Star Fox!' Daisy cried, clapping.
Star Fox's ship landed and the door opened, letting out bundles of smoke which went up in the air. Everyone covered their mouths to stop coughing. When the smoke cleared they saw Fox leaning against his ship with a machine gun. He wore dark sunglasses, and looked weird. He glanced at Rosalina, who blinked, looking surprised. He then turned back to the others, putting his finger on the trigger as he aimed at Luigi.
'Goodbye, The Mario gang.' He said solemnly, not even hesitating to pull the trigger.
Bullets blasted out of the bullet hole with force and zoomed across the roof, slamming into Luigi, who cried out in pain.
'Luigi!' Daisy screamed, and tried to run forward, but Mario grabbed her.
Luigi stumbled backwards, many holes in his body. Toadette noticed Fox was grinning as he put his machine gun back in his belt and pulled out a grenade. He then whistled, and more ships came down, now taking up at least half of the roof. Falco, Slippy, and Pepper jumped out, each holding a different weapon.
'Ready?' Fox asked, laughing as he turned to his gang.
They all nodded, and Fox turned around again, pointing to the Mario gang.
'Attack!'
Toadette screamed very loudly as Falco, Slippy, and Pepper ran towards them. Falco pulled a katana from his back and swiped at Mario who dodged it, tripping over in the process.
'I am SO not ready for this today!' Daisy screamed, falling flat on her face as she tried to run away from Slippy. 'I painted my nails this morning!'
'What are you doing!?' Cried Ludwig to Pepper. 'We are your friends!'
'Master told us!' Peppy said, swiping at Ludwig with two daggers.
'That's it!' Ludwig shouted. 'The murderer told them! Peppy, who told you to kill us?'
'None of your business!' Peppy snapped, slicing Ludwig in the stomach.
Ludwig kneeled down and groaned in pain as Peppy kicked him in the face.
'Any last words?'
'Yes.' Ludwig said, pointing behind the rabbit. 'Watch out.'
'Huh?' Peppy turned around, and went pale. 'Uh oh...'
THWACK!
Peppy flew back, falling off the roof and down into the jungle. Ludwig looked up and side in relief. Slippy, seeing this, growled. He jumped in front of a fleeing Toadette and laughed evilly, reaching out to snap her neck.
'AHHHH!' Bowser Jr screamed, coming down out of nowhere on a vine, kicking Slippy in the face.
Slippy staggered back, dazed. Fox growled and threw his grenade, which rolled by Daisy's foot. She looked down, and went pale like Peppy.
'Everyone, watch out!' She screamed, diving out of the way as the grenade exploded, making a huge chunk of the hotel fall off and hit the ground below, shaking the whole island.
Slippy had fallen with it, but Falco had managed to jump out of the way, ending up by Fox.
'That is it!' Fox roared, picking up one of Peppy's daggers and running towards Daisy, who tried to get away with a terrified expression on her face.
In a rage, he stabbed her with all his might. The dagger went straight through her body, making her jerk forward as blood went everywhere. Dramatic music played in Mario's head as she fell to the ground. He then got pushed off the building by Wario, who did the same to Falco.
'Piece of cake.' He said, smiling.
'Too much of us are getting killed today!' Screamed DK, clutching his head in pain.
His head then suddenly got sliced off by Wario, who was holding a chainsaw.
'What did you say?' He asked innocently, not knowing what he just did.
'Oh god...' Whispered Daisy as she spotted all the ships falling off the roof. 'How ironic...'
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A/N: Yeah, lots of them died in this chapter. Whoever hasn't voted on my poll then please do it if you want to, but if you don't want to, then...don't! Lol. Next chapter coming soon!