Disclaimer: I don't own Neon Genesis Evangelion.

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Yui walked into the living room, holding Shinji and and a DVD she planned on watching with Shinji.

She sighed when she saw that Gendo had decided to replace the DVD player with a brand new one. Yui placed Shinji on the couch and said, 'Please stay there, Shinji, and Mama will put on the movie."

"Okay, mama!" Shinji said with a cheer.

Yui then walked over to the new DVD player and turned it on. On the TV screen, she was greeted with, 'please input password'.

She sighed again, before grabbing the remote and typing in the number for Gendo's birthday.

'Incorrect password. Please try again.'

She tried her birthday.

'Incorrect password. Please try again.'

'I doubt he even remembers it...' Yui thought as she input the date of their marriage.

'Incorrect password. Please try again.'

Yiu then frowned. After a few moments, she then tried Shinji's birthday.

'Incorrect password. Please try again.'

She then input the date of Second Impact.

'Incorrect password. Please try again.'

Yui then put on a fake smile before turning to look at Shinji.

"Mama has to go talk with Daddy before we can watch the movie. So stay there until I get things settled." Shinji nodded and Yui then went looking for Gendo.

She found him a room or two way, reading some self-help book in the kitchen.

"What is it?" Gendo asked when he heard her footsteps.

"Why did you buy a new DVD player and then put in a password in it?" Yui asked. She recognized the book that Gendo was reading. It was one that was discredited as bunk and not even worth having in a library.

"To prevent thieves from breaking in and deciding to watch a movie as they steal things," Gendo replied.

Resisting the urge to slap her forehead or hit Gendo, Yui then asked, "I'm going to ignore how stupid that sounds for reasons I'll think up later. So tell me the password."

"I cannot, you might give it away while gossiping with the neighbors," Gendo answered in a fairly emotionless tone.

Yui's hands curled into fist, but she resisted the impulse to hit Gendo.

"So come in then and put in the password. I'd like to watch a movie with Shinji," Yui replied, with a tone of repressed anger in her voice.

"I am busy reading something more valuable than Television. You'll have to wait or watch something else," Gendo replied, as if Yui wasn't angry with him at all.

Yui took a deep breath... and walked out of the kitchen. But not before saying, "You asked for it."

Gendo was a bit surprised at Yui's actions. He had expected her to yell or to put up more of a fight. So he put his book down and decided to listen to discover what she was going to watch.

To his horror, he heard, "Ohhhh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Almost faster than anyone could blink, Gendo rushed into the living room and grabbed the remote. He then changed the station, began putting in the password, and then going into the options menu to disable the passwords

"On second thought, perhaps whatever movie you have chosen is important enough for me to put my book down and disable the password," Gendo said, in a hurried tone.

Yui smiled and thought 'Why yell and scream when you can use your husband's most hated show against him?'

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Author's note – I decided to add another chapter and make this fic into a series of short stories. I really have no idea why my mind connects Evangelion and Spongebob, since I haven't watched an episode of the latter for years.

Maybe it's like what some of you have said. Perhaps the Ugly Barnacle is an allegory of Evangelion, or a summary of it in some sort of weird way.