Halo 2 Screwed Up Version

Chapter 2: The Plastic Armory For Gay People

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Outside of Earth shows a few orbital MAC stations and a dozen of UNSC ships flying by.

The scene zooms in and it shows Master Guns and Master Chief.

Guns starts off saying, "The plating was about to fail. There's viscocity throughout the gel layer. Optics? Totally fried. And lets not even talk about the power supply."

Then questioned, "Do you even know how expensive this gear is son?"

Chief grabbed his helmet and put it on his head while saying, "Tell that to the faggots who almost fucked me."

Guns questioned, "...and who whould that be?"

Chief answered with a mean tone, "It's the covenant dumbass and I still hate cortana."

Guns said confused, "Okay."

He continued, "Well, I guess it was all obsolete anyway. Your new suit's a Mark VI-just came up from Sondheim this morning. Try and take it easy until you get used to the upgrades."

Guns pressed a button and chief could move around.

Guns continued as usual and thank god he dies on the first level, "Everything checks out. Standby, I'm gonna offline the inhibitors. Move around a little. Get a feel for it. When you're ready meet me by the zapper."

Chief went to the zapper and his shield recharged faster.

Guns replied, "Your shield recharges alot faster."

"You don't say?" was all that chief said.

The elevator opened and sergeant johnson apeared.

Guns explained, "If your shields go down, find some cover and wait for the meter to read fully charged."

Johnson interupted, "He could hide behind me."

Guns turned around and saw Johnson wearing his dress uniform.

Guns replied, "He's fine johnson so put that dick back in your mouth."

Guns turned to chief and said, "You are free to go. Just remember to take things slow."

Chief went to the elevator and guns questioned, "So Johnson, when are you going to tell me that you made it home in one piece?"

Johnson replied, "Sorry Guns it's classified."

Guns replied in anger, "HUH MY ASS! Well you can forget about those..."

The elevator closed and went up before guns even finished.

Johnson said, "Well he's in a good, is he."

Then turned to chief and questioned, "Are you in a good mood?"

Chief replied in anger as usual, "No because I have to see cortana and the director said that i'm going to have to put cortana in my head for most of the time and I hate that bitch."

Johnson said, "Aw, come on how bad can cortana be?"

The elevator door opened and they both walked towards the cart leading to the bridge.

"Earth. Haven't seen it in years, but I bet something big is about to happen." said Johnson.

Chief crossed his arms and still angry as ever, "Yeah tell me about it."

guys lol this is still the first level next chapter will be the end of the first level