Halo 2 Screwed Up Version

Chapter 5: Too Lazy To Name This Chapter

its really hard trying to type up a chapter when EVERYONE TELLS YOU TO GET OFF THIS FUCKING WEBSITE even at school which sucks thats why i hardly ever get on this website so sorry for the wait

Chief walks up to a barricade at the foot of the bridge.

Two marines are hiding behind the barricade watching the Scarab head unoposed up the bridge.

The female marine says pissed, "It blew right through us. Anything we threw at it, didn't do a thing."

Then randomly a pelican hovers down and drops off a scorpion tank and...of course...johnson appears.

Johnson questioned to the female marine, "Where's the rest of your platoon?"

All she said was dead.

The male marine said being a pussy, "And we will be too, sir, if we don't get the hell out of here!"

Johnson questioned to the male marine, "You retarded marine?"

He said, "No sir."

Johnson yelled, "THEN LISTEN UP!"

He continued, "You are going to take out that scarab with master chief and if you fail, I will give Chief permission to kill both of you."

Chief interupted, "...and i'll do it too heheh."

The two marines said, "Yes sir."

Then cortana said, "Thanks for the tank. He never gets me anything."

Johnson said in a sexy way, "Oh I know what the ladies like."

Chief said angerly, "And what would that be because this bitch in my head does not like anything."

Johnson answered, "Ladies like sexy people."

Then Johnson got in the pelican and the pelican drove off.

Chief yelled back, "BULLSHIT!"

Chief already killed the marines when johnson left.

3 hours later.

Chief finally caught up to the scarab and destryed it.

Cortana said impressed, "Good Job but your still a green shit."

Then Chief yelled to the writer, "HURRY UP AND KILL ME!"

Then the writer laughed and said, "Sorry bitch i'm making you suffer hahahaha."

Chief sighed...of course.

Then the carrier overhead starts to head out.

Johnson comes out of no where and says, "Run forest, run."

Keyes said, "Not if we can help it."

Johnson extracted the chief and they flew inside In Amber Clad.

They followed the carrier when the carrier jumped inside the city.

sorry for the wait