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Moose on the Loose

Chapter 12 – The Morning After – Don't Open that Door

Edward

I never felt as good in my life as I felt this morning. I was sure nothing could change that feeling as I snuggled up with Bella safely in my arms. Well, all was good until my parents came into the room. That experience I could've done without for all eternity.

I was mortified and so was Bella.

After the most embarrassing five minutes of my life when Carlisle and Esme found us sleeping together in my bed NAKED and knew we had just had sex and pretty much destroyed the place, I decided we needed to talk before going downstairs. Not that I wanted to go down there because lord knows what they were all going to say about what went on last night. Emmett was probably beside himself with glee.

"Sweetheart, how are you feeling? Are you okay?" I needed to be sure.

"I'm actually fine; maybe a little sore on my hip over here and my arm seems to have a bruise."

"Let me see, I'll kiss it better." She turned her arm and hip my way and my eyes went wide as I gasped. How did that happen? "Ummm, do you recall how it happened; some things are a bit hazy. I do remember all the great sex we had though." Yeah she was smiling.

"I don't think either of us will forget the great sex." She laughed. "I'll start at the beginning since it the best place. Well, let's see, the rug and stuff over there happened when we were undressing one another, when we fell your hands went into the carpet. The shower you already remember that quite well," she wiggled her eyebrows at me, god I remember, not something I'm ever likely to forget." She continued, "the bathroom door I kinda pushed you into and the other things on the way to the bed we were spinning around and I may have bumped into a thing or two. Well between the kissing and you sucking on my nipples you were otherwise distracted so you may not have noticed."

"OH, I could definitely see that as you have the loveliest tits and they fit perfectly in my hand, they're quite distracting. I could suck on your nipples all day long. So how did we break the bed?" Damn this looks like more than Em and Rose have done in the past. We're never going to hear the end of it.

"Why Edward, flattery will get you everywhere." She laughed and I reached out and massage her lovely tits.

"They're so soft and warm and I love how your nipples harden with my touch." FOCUS I told myself. "The bed?"

"Oh yeah, well that's kind of embarrassing. I so hope no one realizes that we fell out of the bed at one point. We were rolling around and must've come too close to the edge and fell over. Well you fell and I followed on top of you."

"Huh, that explains the gouge in the nightstand."

"Yeah, well you sort of jumped up and leaned us against the wall. Hmmm, so you were fucking me against the wall and that's how the wall got damaged. After that round, you threw us back onto the bed and your foot hit the leg and post which is why it's a little lopsided," she grinned at me.

"Yes, now I remember, the wall," I smirked.

"The wall was definitely enjoyable; we have to do that again. The angle allowed you to go so much deeper it seemed and hit that spot. Soooo Goood and just thinking about it is getting me all hot and bothered." She fanned herself with her hand and I laughed.

I pulled her hand to me and kissed it and that's when I noticed another bruise starting to form, and I had to know, "how did this happen?"

"Oh that, it's nothing really. We were on your black leather couch; I was riding you reverse cowgirl, and let me say that was the best ride ever." I grinned like an idiot at that statement, but who cares. "you sat up a bit more helping me move up and down Big Ed, so I threw my hands behind me to wrap them around your neck and my hand hit the shelf. That's also how some of your cd's ended up on the floor."

"Ahhh, cd's small sacrifice," I laughed.

"Well, I also have to tell you that at the rate we were going at it in the woods where I may have groped Big Ed a time or ten and on the kitchen bar stool where you were massaging my tits, there is definitely more fuel on the fire with that too. More like a raging inferno. Oh and there might've been a time or two we were rolling around on the forest floor."

"God I was like a wild animal."

"Yeah, you were and still are, but you're MY wild animal and I like you just the way you are, untamed. And that purring and growling thing you were doing turned me on so much I thought I was going to spontaneously combust."

"I'll have to do the purrowl more often." And I proceed to purrowl a few times and I watched Bella rub her legs together. Damn she really did get turned on. "You know we're never going to live this down breaking the bed and all the other damage."

"I have an idea though." From the devilish look on her face I knew it was going to be bad ass.

"Do I smell a plan forming my dear?"

"You most certainly do. Now tell me some of the things they've done." I filled Bella in on their exploits over the years that I've been privy to, okay more or less horrified to witness, but that's neither here nor there.

"Pure genius is all I can say, my lovely." I smiled, her plan might actually work and I won't be on the receiving end of the embarrassment for a change.

We lay there basking in one another and just then another thought came to mind. It was about our deal. I guess that's all gone to hell and a hand basket now.

"Hey, what has you thinking so hard?" Bella asked as her soft fingers straightened out my brow.

"Just that…well…the deal…"

"What deal?"

"Well the one where I promised you I'd try after we're…." she cut me off.

"Married."

"Yeah that one." I sighed knowing I was now not going to have what the rest of my family has, a legal marriage, a Mrs. Cullen.

"I don't see what changes anything."

"Well now that we've had sex and you have what you wanted, I figured you won't want to get married…to me." God why did saying that out loud hurt so much?

"Huh, you really think that?" Sorry, but that is that mopey Edward guy coming out.

"Kinda." I tried to hide my grimace.

"Well, over the past few weeks I've done a lot of soul searching and realized how important marriage is to you, for us. Yes, I wanted you to make love to me before so that I would know what it felt like and wouldn't be lost in the newborn year. I've also been horny as hell; you have no idea that every time I'm near you I want to strip you naked and have my wicked way with you." FUCKING hell, talk like this was waking up Big Ed. Alright, so I admit he's never far from being UP. Horny seventeen year old here.

"Oh I think I have a very good idea. Did you know that after I left your house every morning, I was beyond horny; my cock was hard as a rock from not only your moaning in your sleep, but saying my name. Sometimes I couldn't wait to get home so I jacked off in the woods and then again in the shower."

"Well, there will be no more of that unless, of course, I get to watch or do it for you." Damn if my heart was beating, it'd be beating out of my chest right now. Shit she wanted to watch me; cripes I needed to fan myself now as I was becoming hot and bothered.

"Anyway, back to the topic at hand. I also want my dad to walk me down the aisle so all our friends and family can see how happy we are together. I want them to know I'm yours and you're mine. I want you to know that what is important to you is important to me. If you recall, I said to you before you went all marriage first crazy on me, trying no doubt to hedge your bets, I'd marry you even if we did have sex beforehand, and I meant it. I want what everyone else has in this house, a husband. I love you Edward Cullen with all my heart and soul, and I can't wait to become Mrs. Cullen."

"I love you so much soon-to-be Mrs. Cullen and I want that too, a wife." I leaned in and kissed her firmly on the lips.

Our kisses turned heated, our hands were roaming, Big Ed was up and she gave him a few good strokes.

"Fuck."

"Exactly what I was thinking," Bella said with a grin. Holy hell my woman is just as horny as I am. I'm such a lucky bastard or as Emmett would say, you fucking have the luck of the Irish bro.

After another round of fucking, I figured we'd better get downstairs before someone, namely Emmett came up here. Although, we seriously needed a shower since we reeked of sex. He had enough material to work with for the next century or two as it is.

"I think we should get downstairs before they come up and get us. We also need a shower." She blushed at the mention of shower. Yeah, best shower of my life, couldn't help smiling at her.

"So where are we going to shower, since yours is a bit damaged and getting water behind the tile wall isn't a good thing." She asked. Yup, mine was totally unusable.

"We could use Em and Rose's, it's the closest."

"Ummm, I'm a bit afraid of what we might find in there."

"Me too. How about Carlisle and Esme's?"

"Sounds perfect." I swept her into my arms and carried her to their bathroom.

"You know I could walk."

"You could, but then I couldn't do this." I leaned down and kissed her and then let her slide down my naked body which caused her to moan.

"Mmmm, carry me all the time if that's what happens." I'll be remembering that statement.

"I'll turn on the water, can you get the towels? They're in the cabinet over there."

"Sure, no problem."

I turned to get the water started and Bella stepped over to the cabinet to retrieve the towels. While I was adjusting the water, I heard her gasp, "oh my god!" I was at her side in an instant.

"What is it love?" She pointed to the shelf above the towels.

When I looked up there I gasped, "oh my god."

"Do you think?" She asked.

"Uhh…maybe they're Em's and he put them in here as a joke?" That sounded plausible. It's my story and I'm sticking to it.

"I don't think so, that thing is monogrammed 'the Carlisle.'"

"Oh sweet Jesus, you're right. I'm starting to think Em and Rose's bathroom would've been better than this, at least we'd expect it there. Do you think?" Could it be his, dear lord, please no, I'm going to be scarred for life. Going to need therapy for sure.

"Probably, I heard Jess talking about Newton casting his pencil dick and sending it to her, so I'd say yes." I growled, how would Bella know that? She slapped my chest and said, "hey none of that my wild man. I have no idea about it; it was just what she called it. Her words not mine." It was seriously weird; it was like she could read my mind.

"I just can't imagine why…need that…casted." I seriously didn't, what in the world would you do with it.

"Huh, now that I think about it, maybe we should cast you."

"What? I don't…."

"I know I'll ask Big Ed to get his opinion on the matter." What in the world? What kind of opinion would he have, wouldn't that just be my opinion?

I guess I was taking too long thinking this whole thing through about his opinion because I felt her fingers running underneath my cock and saw her looking down at it. I was now at half-mast. Then she started talking.

"So Big Ed, I was thinking that we should have you cast. What do you think? Hmmm, yes, but think of the advantages for me. I'd always have you with me and I could use your twin when you guys go hunting." I guess he said no, sounds like me. Her fingers were holding him up now. "Ahhh, I see your concern now, but it would only be to take the edge off and I'd still want the real thing much more. That would only be for once in a while. Oh really, I had no idea that hunting made you all kinds of sexually aroused. It won't be a problem though because if you recall last night we went at least 7 or 8 rounds, so I'll be ready for you when you get home." Oh dear lord, she'll be waiting for me after a hunt. I'm a lucky bastard. "Maybe we should ask the boys." Her fingers moved down to my balls which she massaged. "Hmmm, the boys aren't sure. Okay…okay it's settled then."

What the heck was settled? What did I…Big Ed and the boys agree to? This was by far the strangest conversation I've ever experienced and I live with Emmett. I was almost afraid to ask, but I knew I had to for my sanity which was hanging by a thread. "So love, what was agreed to?" There that didn't sound so weird since my cock already agreed to something.

"Oh, we decided to think about it some more and not rush into it. He really wanted me to use him and not a substitute." I can totally agree with that one. "And the boys want me to give them a name too." She laughed and I had to smile at her craziness.

"Okay…sounds good, we don't want the boys getting jealous." I'm not sure what it sounded like, definitely not 'good' more like 'bizarre.'" She turned back to the cabinet.

"Hey, check this out; we could definitely use this on you."

"I wonder if it'd work. I bet it'd feel great. Wait, what am I thinking there are eight bottles here, so it definitely does work." I stated.

"Do you think if we borrowed one they'd notice? I could give you a naked massage." She wiggled her eyebrows suggestively at me causing my cock to twitch nodding his head, telling her that's a yes.

"I'm so going to hell. Why not, we can replace it or blame it on Em."

"Well if you're going, I'll be coming with. This looks interesting." She picked up a clear packaged that had a ring in it and flipped it over. "Damn this goes on Big Ed and it vibrates. We so need to try one of these." And she put that on the counter next to the heated massage oil.

Wait a minute, why are all these things for me. Let me look in here further maybe there's something I can use to pleasure Bella. Fair is fair after all. I spotted something in the back, yeah this is good. I pulled it out.

"We're borrowing this for you." I dragged the feathers that were on a stick down her arm and she moaned.

"Okay, but I was thinking that maybe we should go online and check out some other things. We might like some stuff. Nothing crazy, but you know look at these things, we could have some fun." I was totally on board with that plan.

"Sounds good to me. Hey, what do you think these metal things are? They look like those eyeglass strings Mrs. Cope wears." I held them up, but couldn't figure out what you'd do with it.

"I don't know, let me see." Bella took them from my hand and moved them around. She squeezed open what looked like clothespins and brought it to her chest area and looked up at me. "Do you…think…ummm…they… go on your nipples?" She blushed.

"Ahh…maybe? I can't imagine that feels too good, probably hurts." Not sure I even want to know.

"Well maybe, I think we might have to do some research online. There's stuff in here that I have no clue. Damn your parents are kinky." She laughed.

"Yeah, online research would be a good idea so we can decide what we might want to try. And this is totally TMI on them, I might need to go into therapy after seeing what was behind this door. I can't even believe we're 'borrowing' stuff either. I think that's a good plan, now I think we need to get in the shower." I definitely need a shower after seeing that stuff and realizing my parents are using it.

I grabbed up Bella and stepped us into the shower. She slid down my body moaning and wiggling against me. And there it was twitch, twitch, twitch; I was now full-mast once again. I guess seeing that stuff really didn't take the wind out of my sails. And HOT DAMN, she took my sail in hand running it up and down my mast, while rubbing her thumb over my tip. Then her other hand reached down and massaged the boys.

"Oh god yes, feels so good, more, harder, more." I threw my head back as she continued to stroke me. Then I smelled her arousal and I just had to be inside her.

I picked her up and turned her against the shower wall. In one swift movement, I encased myself in Bella. "Fuck yes, so hot and wet for me."

"Yes, Edward, god yes more." My little vixen demanded and I complied. I moved quicker, her hands wrapped in my hair and she pulled my face to hers smashing her lips against mine. I pumped in and out of her faster, she was moaning and I was groaning, then the purrowl started.

"Cum for me my Bella, cum for me."

"Purrowl again, again." She demanded and I did. I reached down to bring her along to completion. I felt her fluttering around my mast, then clamping down on it like a vice grip. Two more pumps into her heat and I felt her orgasm hit at the same time as mine and we yelled each other's names and I continued to purrowl.

We were both breathing like we ran a marathon. Did I mention that I love showering! Definitely my new favorite thing.

"You know I'm never going to be able to take a shower alone ever again." She declared.

"Hmm, I think I'll be the good samaritan and volunteer to accompany you into every shower." I wiggled my eyebrows at her.

"I don't know." She pretended to think and I kissed her neck, jaw and lips. "Maybe if you bring a friend or three along?" What the hell, I growled.

She laughed, "lighten up vampman, I was talking about Big Ed and the boys."

OH, OH, OH. "you know wherever I go they go and vice-versa, we're a package deal."

"Yes, you are quite the package…deal and I want it all." She totally loved my package, just sayin'.

I smashed my lips against hers and then we pulled apart before things got out of hand. We quickly finished showering, dried off and grabbed our booty and headed back to my room to get dressed. It was now time to head downstairs and face the music, or should I say the Emmett.

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