Halo 2 Screwed Up Version

Chapter 7: The Monitor Lives

what is up my peeps how are all of you doing…meh is fine…time to write ma chapteh :3

The Arbiter and the squad headed through the door.

Ratas sniffs the air.

The Arbiter (Thel) questioned, "What is it?"

Ratas answered, "That stench I smelled it before."

The Arbiter replied nervously, "I'm sorry that was me."

Ratas angrily said, "Not you the other smell!"

The arbiter said embarrassed, "Oh."

The group entered a room and a sound of fighting came from the previous room.

After a few seconds, the retard leader appeared in mid – air and he's was wearing a jetpack.

A grunt randomly shouted, "See? Retard!"

Several squad members started shooting and it went right through him.

Ratas yelled, "HOLD YOUR FIRE IDIOTS!"

The retard leader said impressed, "Hmm an arbiter. The profits wanted me dead so they sent me a fagstick. Very weird."

Ratas feeling upset, "He's using a holodrone. Come out so you can get killed!"

The retard leader laughed then said, "Come at me bro."

The holodrone fell to the floor.

Then randomly flood appeared and somehow they sound different.

Everyone started killing the flood (heheh good luck).

Ratas again said, "What have they done? Arbiter, go find the retard. Now!"

The arbiter left the room and randomly found the retard leader in the hanger.

He cornered the retard leader in the hanger.

The arbiter demanded, "Turn, Retard!"

The retard leader (STOP TALKING ALOT) said, "I'm not going to die…yet."

Arbiter questioned, "Who has taught you these lies?"

Randomly a flying object flew toward the two elites humming annoyingly that people's head could explode.

The Arbiter said shockingly, "The Oracle!"

123 Innocent Spark Plug introduced himself and said, "I am the monitor of installation 04."

The retard leader said, "Ask the oracle about dahalo. How would they sacrifice us all to get raped by the flood."

Innocent Spark said happly, "More questions. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

Then randomly the retard leader started shooting at the arbiter; then died of a heart attack.

Innocent spark said upsettingly, "He was very enjoyable to talk to."

The arbiter replied, "He needed to die anyway holy oracle."

Then randomly…again the oracle got caught by tartarus.

The Arbiter said angrily, "That is the Oracle."

Tartarus said, "Yeah, whatever. Come your leaving the system."

this chapter wasn't that funneh so be happy like meh :)