Halo 2 Screwed Up Version

Chapter 8: Delta Dahalo

…sigh…why I take too long to make a chapter and post it on fanfiction…my reason I don't know

The scene switches back to the human side of the story.

A covenant carrier, a dozen ruined buildings, and In Amber Clad just exited a slipspace rupture.

Miranda Keyes who's inside the ship felt a big force and yelled, "REPORT!"

The person who was driving In Amber Clad said, "Both of the engines cores have spun to zero and drifting."

The assistant driver said, "Archer pods are cold. I'll need to rekey the system."

Keyes replied, "Do it! And find out where we are."

Down below, Sergeant Johnson emerged from the pod.

Keyes said, "Sorry for the quick jump sergeant."

Then questioned, "You in one piece?"

Johnson replied, "Feeling sexy."

Then questioned, "How about you chief?"

Cortana answered, "We are fine."

Chief interrupted, "Who's we? There was never a 'we'. You're retarded for saying that."

Cortana ignored him as usual.

The main driver said, "Ma'am…there is in object. Coming into view now."

Outside the ship, there was a blue – green planet which also has no name.

Orbiting it, is a ring.

There was a very awkward silence when they saw it.

Keyes questioned, "Um…what the fuck am I looking at?"

Cortana answered, "That…is another Dahalo."

Chief and Johnson yelled, "FUCK THAT!"

Keyes replied interested, "So this is what my homosexual father found…I thought Dahalo was some sort of superweapon."

Cortana replied, "It is. If activated, this ring will cause distruction on a galactic scale."

Chief interrupted, "No one cares cortana."

Keyes replied, "I do chief now shut the hell up."

Then she continued (please don't talk as much as Ratas), "I want all the information you got on the first Dahalo."

Cortana answered, "Okay"

Keyes replied happily, "Good. Given to what we know about the ring, it's even more important that we capture the Prophet of Regret and find out why he came to Earth; why he came here."

Then she ordered (OH MY GOD SHE DOES TALK AS MUCH AS RATAS GOD DAMMIT), "Chief, take the first platoon…hard drop. Secure the landing zone. Sergeant, load up two flights of Pelicans and follow them in."

Johnson sighed then said, "Here we go again. Going on another Dahalo."

Keyes said, "Until I can move and fight I'm going to keep a low profile. Once you leave the ship, you're on your own."

Chief said to himself, "Cowardly bitch is going to sit there and we are going to suffer."

Then chief replied, "Understood and Cortana you better not say anything."

Then Cortana said, "Hang on to your helmet."

Then the pods dropped and you could hear chief screaming saying, "CORTANA YOU BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!"

They landed and chief and the other marine's pods opened.

Chief pulled out a rocket launcher and said with a :D face, "AWWWW YEEEAAAH! My rocket toobe is going to fuck shit up."

He laughed after he said that.

About an hour later.

Cortana said, "Lets get in that tower."

Chief said angrily, "Bitch, the writer just skipped a lot of parts."

Cortana said, "I don't care. The readers should of seen the walkthroughs or played the game."

Chief huffed, "Whatever. Now, shut the fuck up."

Then they made it into the tower.

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