Halo 2 Screwed Up Version
Chapter 9: I Regret This Shit
Funny chaptah name I know now on with this story before the world ends ;D
Chief and Cortana made it into a room.
A hologram of regret is in the middle of the room and he looks like he's singing like a Muslim which sounds fucking annoying (no offence to all the Muslims).
Cortana replied, "That's what I thought he said. The Prophet of Regret is planning to activate halo."
Chief questioned, "Are you sure?"
Then Cortana snapped her finger and the hologram translated to English.
The hologram of Regret said, "I shall light this ring and destroy all humanity."
Cortana replied, "Pretty much."
Chief said angrily, "You really are something."
Then questioned, "What else don't I know about you?"
Cortana replied, "You don't wana know."
Chief said to himself, "I hate when she says that."
Chief said to Keyes, "Commander, we got a problem."
Keyes decided to go for the index while telling chief.
She also told Johnson to get his men and come with her.
Of course chief is alone with the bitch.
A few minutes later and finally killing Regret.
After when chief killed regret, a whole bunch of covenant ships appeared in the sky.
Then randomly a phantom fired at the temple.
Chief ran like a mother fucker into the water.
Randomly tentacles grabbed chief and pulled him down.
An unknown voice said while grabbing chief, "This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it."
Don't cry because it's so short. I swear to God.