Halo 2 Screwed Up Version
Chapter 11: Blah Zone
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Thel (the Arbiter) said to Ratas (commander), "In the center of this zone is a Sacred Faggot critical to the Gay Journey. I must fuck it."
Ratas questioned shockingly, "WHAAAAT?!"
Thel answered, "Oops I'm not supposed to curse."
Ratas fainted from what Thel said before.
15 hours later because the writer doesn't give a fuck if your complaining this the chapters are too short.
Commander Keyes made it to the index room.
The index is in the middle of the room.
Keyes grabs a broken tentacle (that sounds wrong) and grabs the index.
All she said was "hell yeah".
Johnson appeared out of nowhere and says, "Good job."
Then Johnson questioned to his marines, "Mckenzie and Perez, how's our exit? You hear me marines?"
No answer (haha faggot).
Then Johnson said, "We got trouble."
Keyes answered back with a sarcastic tone, "Oh really."
Randomly Johnson sees a shadow and fires.
The shadow turns into Thel.
He knocked Johnson's rifle aside and Johnson said, "How you doin?"
Thel replied happly, "I'm feeling well thank you."
Then knocks Johnson out with a head-butt.
Keyes saw what just happened and pulled out the two craptacular SMGs.
She fired everywhere in the room.
Thel was behind her the whole time and knocked her out.
Tartarus came out of nowhere and draws Keyes and the index to him with his gravity hammer (I love that weapon).
Tartarus said, "Excellent work Arbiter! The Hierarchs will be pleased."
Thel said angerly, "The icon is my responsibility."
Tartarus said, "Too bad! I win! You lose! Now die!"
Then Tartarus knocked Thel down into the hole that the Index was floating over.
I know it took me a long time to write this but I was running out of ideas. okay?