Halo 2 Screwed Up Version

Chapter 12: The Gravemind (Swamp Creature)

This chapter was fun to make because the swamp creature was one of my friends' idea, so I placed it in here. Enjoy! :D

In an underground area and a circle of red lights, The Master Chief woke up to find himself held by a tentacle (still sounds wrong).

The tentacles is attached to a creature that seems to be entirely head, neck, and of course more tentacles.

The eyeless head bears a strong resemblance to the mouth structure of an Elite.

Cortana questioned shockingly, "What the fuck is that?"

Chief answered with a British accent, "Oh no! It's the swamp creature!"

Chief being ignored as always, the gravemind answered, "I am a monument to all your sex slaves."

Then chief questioned, "Okay. Can you take the bitch in my helmet? She is after all, a female."

Cortana answered angerly, "Asshole!"

Then two more tentacles descended holding Thel who was struggling.

Chief said to the struggling Arbiter, "Relax elite that I can't kill right now. I'd rather not piss this thing off."

Thel turned his head to chief and said shockingly, "Retard!"

Gravemind looked at chief and said, "This one is machine and nerve, and its mind concluded."

Then he looked at Thel and said, "This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."

Chief said angrily, "This is not a fucking poem large creature thingy."

Thel turned to chief, "I thought you said not to piss this thing off."

Chief said angrily…again, "Yeah well, I just hate when people talk a lot."

Cortana said, "You do the same thing dumbass."

Chief answered back, "Oh yeah."

Thel turned to the Gravemind and said, "Kill me or release me parasite, but do not waste part of my life with talk."

Gravemind answered, "There is plenty of time to talk because I have listened a lot and some are very vulgar."

Chief questioned shockingly, "Oh my God! Are you a god?!"

All gravemind said was no.

Then another tentacle (what is with all the fucking tentacles) came up in front of chief and Thel.

It was wrapped around another monitor with a red eye instead of blue.

The monitor said, "Greetings I am 2401 Penitent Tangent. I am the monitor of installation 05."

Chief said to himself, "Oh God! Not another one."

Another tentacle came up (QUIT IT WITH THE FUCKING TENTACLES YOU GAY HOMOS) and it was a half – flood regret.

Chief said, "I thought I killed you."

The gravemind turned to 2401 penitent tangent and said, "This one's containment."

Then turned to the half flood regret and said, "…and this one's Great Journey and they are both the same."

Then he turned to Thel, "Your Prophets have promised you freedom from a doomed existence. You will find no salvation on this ring."

Chief turned to Thel, "This ugly piece if shit is right. The great journey is false and extremely gay."

Thel snapped back, "You already destroyed one of the sacred rings, retard. It shall not harm another."

Gravemind said, "If you will not hear the truth, then I shall show it to you."

Then continued (here we go…he's going to talk a lot), "There is still time to stop the key from turning, but first, it must be found."

He turns to chief, "You will search one likely spot."

Then turned to Thel, "…and you will search another."

Then said (finally last part he's going to say), "Fate had us meet us as foes, but this ring will make us brothers."

Then they both teleported away from that area and went to their search spots.

The scene changes to High On Drugs which is floating between a random planet that has no name (of course) and Dahalo.

Chief appeared behind a grunt who is recording the Prophet of Truth's speech.

Chief said, "Boo."

The grunt screamed like a little girl while dropping a needler.

Chief picked up the needler and pointed it at Truth.

Truth said shockingly, "Kill the retard."

Then teleported away.

Tartarus yelled in a com, "INTRUDER ALERT! PROTECT THE HIERARCHS! SEAL THE EXITS!"

Then cortana said, "Nope, sorry! Put me down on one of the pedestals near the door."

Cortana opened the door and said, "Go get the index from truth."

Chief said shocked, "Why did you help me? I still hate you, you know."

Cortana said, "I don't know just go."

Chief said, "Okay. Thanks, I…guess."

Then chief walked off to go get the index back from truth.

1 hour of killing and failing to find the profit later.

Chief found marines along the way.

Cortana said to the marines, "The chief is looking for a prophet and you're going to help him kill it."

Then one of the marines said, "Hell yeah! Revenge here we go."

Another hour of killing and OH MY GOD IT'S THE FLOOD later.

Tartarus and a squad of Brutes are leading Keyes and Johnson into a dock area.

Tartarus ordered his brutes to put them in each Phantom.

Then profit of truth said to Tartarus, "The hopes of the covenant rests on you Chieftain."

Tartarus replied, "I will not fail."

Then lot of spores of the flood infection forms came on the docks.

The brutes stomped and killed each one, but one came through and attacked Prophet of Mercy (haha he was getting old anyway).

Tartarus was about to get the spore off mercy, but truth said, "Let him be! The great journey waits for no one brother…not even you."

Then Tartarus went on one of the phantoms and flew off with truth.

alright friends please review thanks :D