so yeah.. this one's for humor. we go to our Slytherins in Harry's time.

Dedication: Dark Queen of Peaches

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Drabble 12: Beware the JELLO!

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"What the fuck."

"It's JELLO.. at least... that's what Theosaid when he gave me the pan."Blaise explained, only he looked more confused with what he said.

"It's… it's pink."

"Mm-hmm."Blaise prodded theJELLO with his wand, and it gave a big jiggle.Draco scootched back, making a face.

"You're suppose to have dead food right?" he asked.

"Of course," Pansy replied, "but I'm not sure how we kill it."

"What kind of animal is this, anyways? "

"It's the rare JELLO animal" Pansy said . "It's only found in Muggle communties."

"And in Egypt." Blaise added. "And there's been sightings across England too-"

"Ok, I get it." Draco said, while summoning ahuge knife and plunging it in the middle of the pink blob.

"So how to cook it..." Pansy wondered.

"Maybe we eat it raw," Blaisesuggested.

"No!"Pany said, and at the same timeDraco said "Why not.."

"No,"Pansy repeated, crossing her arms and pouting. "I'm not eating raw meat."

"So what're you gonna do?"Draco asked "Bake it?"

Silence.

"Thought so"

Draco flashes a triumpahnt smile and took out the knife.

Conversation halted. Three pairs of eyes stared at the jelly blob which was cut in half, and began moving again.

"It… it's alive," said Blaise. "And it even multiplied!"

"God,"Pansy whispered in wide-eyed amazement, "the thing's immortal! and asexual too!"

"What the fuck,"Draco repeated.

"Maybe we need to send the Dark Lord to kill it"Pansy said, eyeing it warily.

"That's the Golden Boy," said Blaise

"JELLO might be Potter's very close relative," said Pansy, edging away.

"Perhaps it possesses you if you eat it. Creeps up to your brain and uses Imperio on you and you become the next Dark Lord"

"That thing's not eating my brain!"Draco snapped.

"Oh, it won't eat it,"Blaise said. "If it ate it, your body would be useless. It just takes control. You're held prisoner in your own body, watching it thorough your own eyes as it gathers followers and start killing half blood one year olds--"

"Hello!"Theodore shouted, bouncing in through the door."Brother and I found a way to not get our dark marks yet, and- Oooo!" He squealed,nearingon the table. "JELLO! You haven't finished it"

"DON'T!" all of them yelled, but it was too late. Theodore had already taken a bite of the pink gelatin beast.He turned around at the grim faces.

"…What?"

Pansy burst into tears and hugged Theodore, while Blaise offered a short explanation.

"JELLO go brain," he said. "Control you. Be dark Lord. Kill stuff. Then kill you. Horrible parasite. Doomed."

"…Parasite?" Theo frowned. "JELLO's not alive."

A moment of deafening silence.

"….It's not?" Blaise asked.

"Sugar, water and gelatin," said Theodore "It's just a delicious muggle treat."

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squueee... JELLO! next time the group experiences pudding pops! tv dinners and microwaves! heh, just joking..