New Chapter 7, you don't have to read chapter 6 since that is just a mix of the old chapter 7 and the old chapter 6.

Sup guys, how was your winter break? Mine was great if you wanted to know, I stayed up till five everyday and woke up at three. Yay! Not like you care much about my life but whatever, on with the story!

Oh by the way, I got a PM stating I could write the story for a Naruto game xD! Too bad it's fake cuz I wanted the pay. Lql.

Sup guys, on to the story.

Oh, Naruto will not be getting any type of dojutsu, since the rinnegan needs the sharingan to be unlocked as Madara unlocked it when he was about to die which makes me presume that the Rikudo Sennin had the sharingan then had two sons, afterwards it awakened to rinnegan and so that is why I think you all fail at theorys. Oh oops, that wasn't the point.

This story has not been updated in a long time due to my boredom, I am not going to make any excuses this time because I was truly lazy. Oh and I need you people to tell me, is typing the story up on word or the fanfiction writer better?

Disclaimer; If I owned Naruto, I would be sure to start with making Naruto learn fuinjutsu cuz, who doesn't like it?

The Grand Naruto Games

"Your mission, bring fun to Konoha!"

Naruto

"If I can create a seal that allows me to target people then move to them with super high speeds... Who said I couldn't create a seal that allowed my weapons to track the enemy and stab them, pointy things plus tracking equals awesome." The blond haired fuinjutsu genius started talking to himself about various ideas he had in his mind as always. But this time, he would put his experiment to the test.

He started drawing a couple of seals then attaching them to each other, most fuinjutsu masters just never thought of using sticky stuff to stick them on each other probably, however this kid was a genius at fuinjutsu.

After a few hours or so, he was finally done with his great idea, now it was time to take it to the test. If this worked, he could pull the next evolution of the exploding watermelon and flying kunai prank. However that was a story for another day.

Naruto decided to make a list of the fuinjutsus he should develop one day, apparently his list was so long it had to be split into pieces and hid it inside his closet. Soon after he was called to the Hokage's tower for a mission that would take all of the nine genin that passed since, then again that wasn't till the next day.

For now Naruto would want to go and do random stuff outside, mhm. Whatever it was, he hoped he met someone interesting, but not too interesting since that would lose all purpose.

Team Youthful

"Naruto! You are most youthful!" Lee shouted out from behind Naruto scaring the boy, now that he was a ninja Naruto knew better so he would be careful with everything. Who knew that the ninja world was so dangerous, people always hunting you down, he knew why the people hunted him down now but he didn't know why they still thought ht was the Kyuubi itself, like didn't his jiji tell them that he was just the container? Naruto had really wanted to just kill those villagers for the heck of it for a long time now but he didn't have the heart to do it, besides it was still his village.

"Hi Lee! Long time no see, what's with the youthful thing though... It's been three years." Naruto smiled, he was glad to see his old friend from the academy days again. His hair style was a bit weird though, and that green jumpsuit? What the heck? Other then Lee's new hair cut and the new suit he was still the same old Lee, big. Very big eyes, the eye brows and the other stuff like his constant shouting.

"Naruto! You have to meet my most youthful sensei!" Lee told him, again with the youthful part... What happened in the last three years, like seriously you don't just go from that normal youthful person to a super youthful person in three years! Well you could but still! It was not normal, it must have been his sensei! That must be it, since before Lee would never said youth or "Yosh!" Whatever that was.

The blond haried boy became curious along the road about many things, what had happened to him, when did he graduate, why didn't he see his friend for a long time. Sure they had been in different classes but he would have been on the road right? "Hey Lee, when did you meet your sensei." Naruto asked one of his best friends.

Lee jumped up. "One year ago Naruto, that is how I met my youthful sensei!" The former said, enthusiastically. "Yosh!" Lee shouted. Naruto wanted to murder the boy so badly now, too much youthful in one day and the yosh? Must he keep on saying that?

Anymore of this... Youth and I am dead slapping him so hard. Naruto mentally screamed in his head, unyouthfully.

They soon arrived at the training grounds, Naruto recognized the place as it was the place he was doing the survival test with his sensei, he could just feel the laughter in the air. His sensei laughing that is. He had hated the test, the white haired man was pretty scary.

"Oh hi Naruto-kun!" A familiar voice called out to Naruto, it was a girl with her hair tied into a bun. She seemed oddly familiar, where had Naruto seen her before, somewhere in his childhood probably... He didn't remember much people.

Actually it was more likely he didn't want to remember most people.

"Yosh! You are most youthful TenTen!" However Lee was ignored as his youthful word got really annoying after listening to it so many time.

"Remember me? It's me TenTen! I was at your orphanage with you and Lee when we were pulling the exploding watermelon and flying kunai prank.

It all seemed clear now, the one that was always on his mind, the girl that he didn't remember, she was the one that was with him and Lee. How could he not remember her. Was he this stupid?

Flash back

"Hey hey, guys remember that flying kunai prank?" Naruto asked his two friends beside him.

"Yeah, what about it?" TenTen replied.

"How about... We add a watermelon to it then explode it!"

"That is a great plan Naruto!" Lee told him then jumped up into the air.

"I know, I know, I'm a genius, now for an explosion seal, can one of you go buy one at a store? I can't get in because you know..." Naruto told then, then turned his head towards the ground.

"Okay Naruto!," TenTen said trying to cheer him up. "Oh also, if we like you because of 'it' then how do you know other people won't!" She then ran off to a shop.

After she was gone Naruto started to think about some things.

"Hey Lee, wouldn't it be awesome if I could learn how to make seals?"

"That is a great idea Naruto." Lee said, enthusiastically then went on to run around everywhere in the village."

Flash back over

Then after they got everything prepared, the pranks started. It caused a great uproar in the village, it had also caused the boy to be listed in the bingo books but in a special section called. "PSS."

Which had meant, Pranking Superior Specialist. There use to be a number of them but the numbers started going down after what happened to the whirlpool. Those red haired pranking masters were disappearing one by one, causing the PSS to disappear.

You could list a number of them.

Mito Uzumaki.

Kushina Uzumaki.

Heck, even the Yondaime was in it.

Minato Namikaze.

It was great to have them back some people thought, but most of the people wanted them to disappear forever as the pranks were too much for there little minds to handle, silly fools. Just can't take a joke.

"Hi Tenten." Naruto said.

"See Lee? He does remember!" Tenten told her friend.

"Anyways our sensei is going to appear right about... Now." She said then leaves flew off above the ground everywhere as a man slowly became visible.

There sensei had startled Naruto very much, Lee was an exact replica of him, an exact one, the man had the same bowl hair cut however his eye brows were much thicker, you probably couldn't tell if you were a normal person but for someone like Naruto, you could probably tell how much thicker he was. His movements also, they seemed like someone of a skilled shinobi, but this man looked like he was a clown waiting to make some ryo.

Naruto could see how much Lee respected his sensei, the man must have taught Lee a lot of stuff, since Lee use to never open up to people other then the people in the orphanage, even then he wouldn't that much since most of the people in the orphanage were usually mean, especially the caretakers in the orphanage, now those people were real mean.

But really, you would probably say that were father and son if you saw them like this, they were really a like, however when Lee was younger, he looked nothing like this, his eye brows were still big at that time though, so it was probably the same thing.

"You must be Naruto-kun, Lee has told me all about you!," Maito Guy yelled punching the sky with his right arm. "I thank you for helping my youthful student in his time of need!"

"No no, I didn't do much, he was just one of my very great friends." Naruto said back to the older version of Lee.

"But are you really strong, I can tell by the way you move that you are a very skilled ninja." Naruto asked him.

"Oh, my young lad, you must be a very good shinobi to be able to tell if a ninja is good by the way they move, not most people your age can do it." Guy replied back.

"Hey Naruto, wanna come with us to train tomorrow? Kakashi-sensei never trains us." Naruto told them.

"Yeah sure! That would be awesome, Kakashi won't take me to do any missions, apparently it's because the new icha icha book is coming out, in limited edition form, it has over 40 thousand more words, or so I heard after all, he kept on mumbling about it when we were walking back from our mission.

"Your sensei is Kakashi?!" Guy asked surprised.

"Yeah, do you know him?"

"Naruto, didn't you know? Your sensei is my sensei's eternal rival of youth!," Lee shouted as hard as he can to create a dramatic effect. "He is even in the lead!"

"Really?! You must be awesome then!" The blond haired boy said.

"Alas, nowadays we just settle it with jankenpon since he is busy reading his unyouthful book." Guy exclaimed, sadly.

Oh... Naruto thought.

"What are you doing tomorrow?" The yellow haired boy asked them, he didn't want to pry, just wanted to know what his two friends were doing at this time.

"A mission!" Lee shouted.

"So what's the mission about." Naruto asked curiously.

"The mission is us escorting someone to the land of the waves!" Lee shouted.

"Naruto-kun have you done a C rank mission before?" Maito Guy asked out of the blue.

"Yeah, we did one with Kakashi a while back." Naruto told him.

"You are most youthful Naruto-kun!" Guy told him.

Naruto

After they left the hokage tower, Naruto walked around the village. He first stopped by the ramen stand to eat, he hadn't been there a lot ever since he had become a genin, he was far too busy, but with the money he had from doing the missions he could order the best ramen in Ichiraku.

It was called the Ramen Special Plus, it had a terrible name but what was inside it was awesome. Naruto had only eaten it once because it was the grand opening of this new ramen special. Naruto was the official taste tester of Ichiraku's ramen now since he had such good sense of taste and his parents were once the god of ramen tasting, no really they were.

When Naruto walked to the ramen stand he was greeted by Hinata, Ayame and old man Teuchi, he had no idea why Hinata was there but he enjoyed her company. They had enjoyed the afternoon eating ramen and playing games.

Ayame would play with the two, the game they liked the most that they played was called. Steal Naruto's Ramen. Then again, it was them who liked it, Naruto hated the game, it was his ultimate ramen! The food of the gods dang it, they should learn to respect the almighty ramen.

It was around 8 in the evening and blond haired boy was finished eating, he bought over twenty bowls of the ramen special. How he loved his ramen special plus. It was the best dish in the world! It could probably a dish that was made specially for the daimyo of Konoha.

Not that Naruto wanted that to happen since... If that did happen then Teuchi and Ayame would be his personal cooks and Naruto would not be able to eat it anymore since they would be kept in a secured place.

The boy did not want that to happen. He would miss the two and the tasty ramen that they made, but mostly the two!

"Hinata, want me to take you home?" Naruto asked the lavendere eyed girl.

Konoha 9 - Not Konoha 11

"So what's this big mission ya got for all of us old man." Naruto asked rudely, swinging his arms behind his head and around his neck.

"This is a very important mission, DO NOT FORGET!" The hokage yelled loudly one more time.

"Yeah yeah, we get it." Naruto replied back.

"Hmph, you must start up a circus outside the village so we can promote something for a merchant, a thing he likes to call... Plaid, it can be anything but must be stripes, he will show you once you reach the spot he is setting it up in, the pay is five hundred thousand ryo.

Everyone shouted at the same time. "WHAT?!"

"For a C rank mission?!" Naruto asked, just to check.

"Yes, now get to it." The elder told him as the nine genin walked away to do what they were told to do.

XxXxX

After reaching the spot and setting things up for the big circus, they had to think of some things to do for entertainment, which was going to be hard. However, they did have the blond haired boy with them. Maybe it wouldn't be so hard.

"Teme, what should we do for this?" Naruto called out to Sasuke Uchiha wondering what to do, not like Sasuke would know, dumb sadists. Too many of them in the world like seriously, we should start destroying every sadist, we got too much.

"Hn, you're the pranking master." The black haired Uchiha replied calmly, then every other person nodded their heads since as they all knew, if Naruto couldn't think of what to do for an entertainment show, they who could! The boy was a genius at these things for god's sake, heck his mom AND his head were too. It wasn't a big surprise the genes would be passed onto their child.

Naruto thought up using fuinjutsu for these things, then he remembered his list of fuinjutsu experiments. Heh, plan on. This one would be successful in Naruto's opinion, besides It had too. Or else he wouldn't get the pay, and his gama-chan would be empty.

The boy started planning out stuff writing things, he needed to ask for their specialty first.

"Everyone! Line up over here!," He pointed to the circus tent's wall. Then they all lined up as Naruto asked the next question. "What are your specialties everyone, I need to know so we can do this!"

They each answered.

Sakura thought. "Punching stuff." The former said.

"Next."

Sasuke Uchiha answered. "Everything."

"Next."

Tenten told 'im. "Weapon specialist."

"Excellent, next." Tenten smiled.

"Uhh... Nothing..." The boy paled.

Tenten looked at him and patted him on the back. "That's not true Lee! You're a taijutsu specialist!" Naruto smiled, he was happy to know that his old friend had people looking up for him. Unlike the academy days where everyone would pick on him.

"Thank you for being nice towards him Tenten, really I appreciate it." Naruto told her and smiled a genuine smile, that was reserved for only special people.

"Thanks Naruto, however Lee is my friend now. I'll protect him!" Tenten exclaimed.

Lee's eye shined as he started jumping around. "Next." Naruto then said.

"Genius." The lavender eyed boy said.

"Next." Naruto said, ignoring him.

"N-N-Nothing..." Hinata Hyuuga tapped her two fingers together as Naruto leaned towards her.

He hugged her and said. "Don't worry Hinata!, I'm sure you're good at something! I know you are, you're strong and don't forget it!" Naruto said, like he always did to inspire her.

Thank you Naruto-kun, I can never repay you for the kindness you have given me... Ever, I will remember this, I'll give my life for you. Thank you... I love you. Hinata thought in her head as her face turned burning red.

"Hey! Back away buddy!" Kiba said angrily, he didn't want the other boy to have Hinata! She was his!

"Why should I?" Naruto asked calmly, he didn't know why the other boy was so mad at him for god's sake. What did he do?

"Uhh, nevermind."

"Next." Naruto said.

"Flowers and decorations."

"Excellent, next."

As Naruto saw the lazy boy in front of him he quickly moved over to Choji and soon after he finished everyone. Got into fights with Kiba a couple of times, but so far so good. It was time to get started with the plan!

"Well everyone, meet you tomorrow here! I'll go work on the plan."

Naruto

"Bwahaha! This plan will never fail!," The boy manically laughed to himself. "I hear Tenten can use fuinjutsu too! Time to go visit her!"

Naruto walked out of the house and then went to the training grounds, he knew they would be their since... He met their 'Youthful' sensei. The boy couldn't help but chuckle a little remembering the man, he was really really REALLY weird.

But that's not the point, the point is Naruto needed some advice from Tenten.

Once the blond haired boy reached his destination, he asked the girl stuff about fuinjutsu like how she was able to hold so many weapons in just one scroll. How did such a big scroll fit in her pocket. How was she able to summon so many weapons back so fast.

She started explaining the stuff to the boy and he got it. The girl in front of him knew a lot about fuinjutsu, even more then he is. Maybe he could use her when he was going to pull a world wide prank... Yes, that was a possibility, but not the point!

Tenten finally finished explaining so Naruto thanked her and used his seal to go back home. As his apartment was a long way from the training base, his seal would malfunction due to the long distance. Naruto still needed to learn how to fix that. It was becoming a real big pain in the ass.

"My homing device and Tenten's weapon fuinjutsu attack thing... This is coming along good for her act." Naruto said quietly in an evil voice imitating one of those geniuses he would often see in the torture chamber just around the corner of his apartment.

Naruto thought for a while of what Sakura could use. This was a hard one, but he figured it out. "Elemental gloves, when you punch something the gloves will hold back the color but release a power of each element... Hmm for suiton, water would come out when you punch with the glove but the wall won't break. Perfect!"

"Sasuke could probably use genjutsu so, I'll get him some genjutsu sealed within my scrolls." Naruto said to himself.

He scratched the back of his head wondering about what Lee could do. "I know! I duet with Sakura! Or whatever you call it, he can get the same elemental gloves."

"Hinata can flower press nicely, I've seen her work so she can decorate along with Ino." Naruto decided.

"That Hyuuga boy can do whatever he wants to."

It didn't take long for the cerulean eyed boy to make up his mind on what Kiba would do. It was going to be devastating.

The boy picked what Choji, Shikamaru and Shino was going to do next. They were doing what you would call. "Troublesome."

Yes, this would be the perfect plan, Naruto could already imagine the possiblities... Money and torture... Wait, cross that off! No torture, but then again... Torture might be good, nah. People probably wouldn't like torture, but hey who cares!

With that, the blond haired boy went off to planning everything and boy, was it going to be great. Ahahaha!

Omake: Jiraiya, Hiraishin.

"Oi! Ero-sennin!" Naruto called out to his master. He was holding something strange in his hand, the seal. Jiraiya looked over to the boy and recognized it, it was the... Hiraishin! Minato wouldn't give him it but maybe.. Just maybe this boy would!

"What is it gaki?! I'm in the middle of my research." He lied smoothly, it obviously worked since they were near a hot spa. What he was really doing was planning an upgrade to the Rasengan for Naruto. He would call it, the Oodama Rasengan.

The former got up off the ground and walked over towards his student. "Oh, I see that scroll you're holding, may I have it?"

Naruto stuck his tongue out at the older man and yelled. "No! It's mine! I found it, finders keepers ero-sennin, haven't ya learned that?"

"I wonder what it does..." Naruto then ran off and tried to figure out what it did.

I love that technique. Jiraiya thought in his mind as the scroll appeared in his hand.

"Now then, to set seals inside every womans spa, room whatever they were in!

Later that day, he returned to the hotel they were renting. "Here gaki, you can have it..." The white spiky haired man had bruises all over his body along with two black eyes.

One thing he learned was that... You should never peep on Tsunade, even with the Hiraishin, she would get you.

The son of the Yondaime then took the scroll and burned it to ashes. "You probably used that scroll on perverted things." He said then went off somewhere in town. Probably to check all of the ramen shops.

Over.

Hey guys! Long time no see, I'm just too damn lazy to keep up my 10k promise and I had trouble with school, I have to write a short story for school, it has to be at least 10k words dammit.

I'm just too damned lazy.

Anyways, Sieler out.