Halo 2 Screwed Up Version

Chapter 15: The Dumbass Journey

FINAL CHAPTER HOPE YOU ENJOY

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Thel (the Arbiter) and Ratas (Commander) are scoping the facility the Tartarus went in.

Thel questioned, "What is this place?"

Ratas answered, "This place will start the Great Journey."

Then Thel remembered what the Gravemind said: "There is still time to stop the key from turning."

Thel said, "I must get in there."

Ratas answered with a smile (I don't think elites smile), "Then mount up Arbiter. I know a way to break those doors."

Ratas walked in a…um…whatever the fuck the covenant's tank is called.

Lots of running and killing later.

Ratas spotted a scarab and said to Thel, "There is a Scarab parked near the docks, Arbiter. Go to it and blast the door open."

Thel went through the room that lead to the docks.

Thel saw a few marines fighting a few brutes.

Thel was about to walk in the scarab, but Johnson "the so called badass" ran in.

He replied over the com coming from the scarab, "Listen. You don't like me and I sure as hell don't like your pussy face, but Mr. Fatass brute is going to activate the ring and we have to work together."

Thel replied, "Ok then, but he locked himself in."

Johnson replied with an evil smile, "Well I happen to have a key."

Then fires up the plasma cannon.

You could hear him laughing hysterically.

Then said, "Grab a banshee and support me. They are going to know that we are coming."

Thel supported Johnson and started firing at the doors.

After a few minutes, the door opened and thel parked the banshee.

Johnson said, "Go on ahead. I'll be right behind you."

The scene switches to Tartarus and others.

Tartarus is at the center of the control room which somehow looked different on the last Dahalo (OMGWTFBBQ).

He's holding keyes physically (I hope he doesn't rape her) trying to get her to insert the index (oh thank god).

A brute squad is standing behind them.

One of them is holding 123 Innocent Spark Plug.

Tartarus ordered, "Come human, it is easy. Take the icon and insert it in or I will rape you (I FUCKING KNEW IT YOU DIRTY ALIEN WHORE).

123 answered, "The human is delicate."

Tartarus yelled, "I WILL RIP YOUR EYE OUT OF YOUR SOCCET OF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!"

Keyes replied, "If I sing the nyan cat song will you leave me alone."

Tartarus questioned in a gangster tone, "Da faq?!"

Keyes answered, "Yeah. I don't like that song anyway."

Thel ran in and yelled, "Tartarus! Stop!"

Tartarus answered, "That's impossible, bro."

Thel ordered, "Put down the Icon."

Tartarus questioned, "And disobey the Hierarchs."

Thel said in a Link tone from The Legend of Zelda from YouTube Poop, "Yeah!"

Then his voice turned back to normal, "There are things about Dahalo even the Hierarchs do not understand."

Tartarus angrily said, "What you say is heresy!"

Thel questioned, "Is it?"

Then asked 123 Innocent Spark Plug, "Oracle, What is Dahalo's purpose?"

123 answered, "Collectively, the seven-"

Tartarus grabbed 123 then yelled, "Not another word!"

Johnson showed up with a plasma sniper and said, "Please don't shake tinker bell."

The arbiter asked the same question again.

123 answered, "The forerunners built Dahalo to activate the rings and to commit suicide. It is also destroys everything in its path."

Arbiter got angry, "Tartarus…they have betrayed us."

Tartarus replied, "No Arbiter. The Great Journey has begun."

Then he started activating the ring.

Thel roared and started attacking Tartarus.

Moments later.

Tartarus died from Thel.

Thel said, "it is done."

Keyes grabbed the index and the activation stopped.

The scene switches to Master Chief who is riding on the outside of the forerunner ship as it exits Slipspace near Earth.

Back on Nuts Station, an officer said to Lord Hood, "We got new contact."

Hood ordered, "Take it out."

Chief said over the com, "This is Spartan…um…I forget the number name. Can anyone hear me, over?"

Hood questioned, "Can you tell me what you're doing on that ship?"

Chief answered, "Sir, GETTING SERSIOUSLY GETTING PISSED OFF THAT THIS FUCKING WAR HASN'T ENDED YET!"

Epilogue

The scene switches to High on Drugs.

There are Gravemind's tentacles everywhere (thankfully that was the last thing that sounded wrong).

You can hear Gravemind's voice echoing, "Silence fills the empty grave, now that I am gone. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on. I will ask, and you will answer."(Oh great why is he rhyming again.)

The tentacles reached out towards a holopanel and Cortana appeared on it and she waved one hand.

Cortana said orderly, "Alright swamp creature. Shoot!"

Thanks for reading halo 2 screwed up version. Halo 3 Screwed up version will take a while to make because I'm out of funny ideas and 2 I can't find the halo 3 script. So message me if you guys ever find the script and the website name. Thanks!