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Mmm I had to listen to some very cutie and like lovely dovey j-pop hehehe so I could write this…also I watched ICE AGE 4 and that made me happy to see my Diego again! Doing the happy dance^.^
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Kitty Café
Chapter 8:3
Mikuo~
So yesterday after the whole horny kitty shit…we went fucken home…why? The police came and kicked us out and well…Meiko she flashed her lovely chest at them like the stripper she is and well Leon his…yeah anyways he had to be pull into the limo. We all fallowed with our dolls and once again Rin sat on my lap and Len glared hell daggers at me…man is it always going to be this way?
Now I woke up listening to fucken Miku and her lame music of bullshit girls as I dressed and went to the kitchen.
"Mikuo, want something to eat?" My shrimp sister asked as I sat down and slammed my head on the table. My head hurt like a fucken bitch…but I could not help but have Rin on my mind all night long…Okay, not sexual like I would wish but her face smiling at me… Miku jumped back as well as…Gumi who then giggled her green hair like grass in the fucken morning unlike my Rinny that was like the fucken sun that burns me every fucken summer. My sister, she just wore her slutty white shirt and a green tank top, Gumi had as well vagina reapers that were blue and a pink tank top. What's up these days with girls and those vagina rappers? These shits don't make sex fun it's too easy to take off, I would want her to wear fucken jeans cuz its fun just slipping it off…never mind whatever…
"Are you excited Mikuo that you're FINALLY going on a date?" Gumi asked rolling her eyes as she sat next to me with a cup of coffee. Her smiled reminded me of a retard, did Len and her do it? Yes, I am a pervert but I could not help but wonder…they were VERY close…especially in the pool…
"Go fuck yourself, but yeah whatever I'm just taking her to Wall mart…" I answered taking her coffee and taking a sip and placing it back in her hand, then realized she had Lens germs…. She shrugged and continued drinking her coffee. I guess she doesn't mind sharing bacteria and STDs like Mekio likes to put it!
"Are you damn cereal, what, you don't have cash or something? That is soooo lame!" Miku yelled hitting me with a pan…yes a fucken pan like my mother fucken mom who left us for a black guy, I ignored her as I rub my head where she it, I'm going to get damn brain damage, smirked.
"I do but I have a damn PLAN! I'm not telling you shit so once again use your magic fingers and go fuck yourself!" I yelled at her getting up to get my own fucken coffee, the god's juice.
"Fine a- hole! I'm just glad you're not banging behind the coach and actually going to talk with a girl!" Miku remarked as Gumi nodded with agreement, okay what the fuck? I don't bang every GIRL I meet, I mean I have feelings…but then…I don't…I just don't want to get to close to someone but then I do…like Rin…I don't want to get hurt or hurt her because well Len and Meiko also Leon will have my soul and nuts.
"Are you thinking of…her…" Gumi asked watching me with her fucken cat eyes I sat back down and took a drink of my awesome coffee with a blank face.
"Um no…"
"Mikuo, Rin is not Miki…she is not going to take you and love you then leave you for some guy…I wonder how she and Piko are doing?"Miku asked making eggs, I wished they burned and like burn her long ass hair and fucken stupid face. Why ask how the bitch is doing? I hope she gets ran over and like die…bitch cut out my fucken soul…now I don't have one…I think…
"Who gives a fuck, but I'm taking her to Wall mart and that's that!" I said sitting back as Miku gave me my eggs. Gumi smiled, "Of course, be nice…Mikuo…"
"What?" I asked annoyed like fuck, bitch is going to ask me how I fucked Miki…my first…who left me for him…Piko…
"Be you, not that asshole, but you 3 years ago…" Gumi finally said with a sight, Miku smiled and nodded, "Fine, I will try…no promises to you fucken witches of the west."
Len~
"You better not have sex and if he does ANYTHING you fucken call me and I will finish it off, Gumi said she will help bury the body, got that?" I warned lying on the bed as I watch my sister fix her hair with her white bow on top. I can't believe the fucken bastard had the balls to ask her on a date! He better take her somewhere nice not some strip club or fucken Jack in the box, he is 18 years old. He better be a gentleman because my sister deserves that! That fucken Piko guy ruined her chance of finding love when she confessed and they went out and he fucken dumps her on Valentine's Day…by cell phone…
"Len, stop being a freak, everything will be okay! I can defend myself alright!" Rin said fixing her blue dress, which was Lolita with lace on the bottom and no sleeves but thick straps and a nice big bow on the back. She had on white flats and a little bag shape like an orange for money, cell phone and ID.
"Uhm, right, why won't I worry? I'm your brother! Also I don't like to see you all broken and shit…" I said getting up and hugging her from behind. She smiled at me from the mirror," Thank you…love you!" She said turning around and hugging me giving me a kiss the cheek, that's my sister.
"What the fuck! I said no incest! What the hell is wrong with fucken twins and like kissing each other?" Leon yelled from the door, he just had shorts on…his chest bare, I became angry once more. WHY CANT THIS ASSHOLE WEAR A SHIRT!IN FRONT OF MY SISTER!
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING I AM HUGGING MY BROTHER!" Rin yelled like a psycho woman as she grab her bag and hit Leon on the head. She finished the job, just love my sister and her violence; I snickered seeing Leons' stupid face.
"YOU'RE A FUCKEN SICK BATSRAD STOP WATCHING FUCKEN HENTAI!" Someone yelled from the small ass living room or whatever that shit is; Rin and I looked at each other confused.
"Ow…jeez I'm kidding now go and greet your man! AND I don't watch Hentai!" he said rubbing his head; I walked out, towards…fucken Mikuo.
"Mikuo."
"Len."
"What is this some cowboy shit? You guys are lame!" Rin laughed at us crossing her arms cross her chest giving us a pissed face.
"Losers, Rin you don't understand that well this is a man thing! Right Len? Mikuo you're going to be a good boy yes?" Leon asked behind me with a smiled of his own but his eyes looked strangely…evil.
"Right, hello Rin ready to leave?"
"Yes, bye!" Rin smiled and kissed me and Leon on the cheek. We both stood like retards…
Meiko~
"WHAT THE FUCK!MIKUO ON A DATE WITH MY KITTEN!" I YELLED AS Gumi told me the news in Lukas house, Gakupo was against the wall while Kaito was on the floor next to me. Why wasn't I inform sooner? Was I too fucken drunk last night that I wasn't old! That is not fair! Luka smiled with her tea cup and Luki chocked on his sandwich and Teto laughed," AWESOME!"
"No not awesome! Mikuo is a fucken freak!"
"Let's give him a chance, yes?" Gumi smiled, tried to control the crazy crowed.
"Okay how about this we stalk him! Yes I got my equipment!" Teto smiled Luki spit out his sandwich after almost dying fuck I wished he did, "that's fucken hot…" Luki said trying to get control of his polluted and STD infested lungs.
"I know baby!" Teto just like a horny bitch jumped on Luki and began to kiss each other…
"Not a bad idea!" I said standing up and going over to the stupid couple pulling Teto off Luki to get this shit straight. Really don't need them making children in front of me, that's my job also I am not drunk enough to see porn.
"Bad idea, leave them be!" Kaito grumbled as he came after me. He was like a wise an in rare moments of bliss, but when this shit happens, it makes me want to eat him!
"Fuck no! I'm going to protect her form that bastard!"
"You better hurry they just left…" Len came walking in like a fucken rock star, so kawaii~
"LETS DO THIS SHIT!" Teto jumped and we all ran inside the limo waiting outside, Leon was already on the driver's side ready…with no shirt on…
Rin~
"So where are we going?" I asked as I looked up at him, he wore a teal polo and black skinny jeans with dirty ass converse (I have those, too lazy to clean them xp). He smiled down at me and grabbed my hand, which felt warm…
"Wall mart!" he laughed a slight blush filled his cheeks, Mikuo is fucken blushing! AM I doing drugs? Am I in that fucken Charlie the unicorn shows? Where is Candy Mountain!
"Uh?"
"We are going to Wall mart stupid! Don't make me repeat myself!" He said, he is back, it felt good while it lasted.
"Fine dick, but why?"
"You will see…" We walked to Wall mart holding hands and talking about our next theme for the show, which is unknown, it is Sunday. I am a little afraid because I don't want Len as a girl again and well I would like to sing too! It would be fun but I'm too shy…and not as good…I think… He seemed excited since he is a stripper but the he was not because he told me he hated dressing up. Funny?
He then talked about how he is gonna be a college student this year, while I was going to be a freshmen since I am 15 soo lame, and will study business to help run the café. That is nice, I told him, to help Meiko who is left with all the work, poor girl with a lot of will power. He also told me he had a dream to expand the café to more places not just hear and use the money to help cancer research and help women and children who were abused. He had such…kind dreams, I looked up at him as he said that his eyes were so sweet and determine…I have never seen this side of him…
"I think that is very cool, I will help as much as I can!" I could not help but say my hand squeezed his, he looked down at me and smiled, he lowered down to kiss my cheek once more. Ah, I loved that…it felt like I was sprinkled fairy dust on my tummy. I think I ate Tinker bell…poor Peter xp
"Yeah, I would like that too, ah we are here!" He said smiling up to the big ass store; it was full of people running around talking in phones, crying children and of course the sluts that dressed like clowns with loads of makeup that was enough to make two new faces. But being hear with Mikuo made me so happy, oh shit no, RIN! Len is going to execute me! I blush bright red as we walked inside still holding hands.
He laughed as he saw my face," What? Are you blushing because we are holding hands in public?"
"Um, no…hahaha so what's up with the Wall mart idea?"
"Go and get what you want! I'm paying for it soo yeah go~"
He did not just say to get whatever I want! OMFG! So I ran with him dragging long to the fruit and vegetable section of Wall mart! And there it was…Oranges!
"Get this one!" I pointed at a bag in the middle, the oranges looked fresh. He laughed and let go of my hand to get the bag of oranges, then I continued walking till I found those nasty things he likes…I got a bag and put like 5 of them inside.
"Aw babe you're so kind!"
"No problem teal baby bear!" I said laughing at him; people passed by us and looked at us like as if we where nuts. Here we are teenagers, one carrying a big bag of oranges and a little girl with a bag of leeks…yep I could see it…
We went to pay and walked out," We are going to the park to eat this shit!" Mikuo laughed as we tried to grab out hands once more to walk to the park. That warm feeling of Tinker bell in my tummy was there and I loved it.
Len~
Wall mart are you fucken kidding me? I would never do that to Gumi because she is amazing and this loser is a damn fag! What kind of lame ass date is this! Fucken cheep ass! I'm officially more damn pissed!
We were all inside the damn limo watching them from afar as they walked to the park carrying a huge ass bag of oranges and a bag or those ugly…things. Rin just had to do her orange obsession in front of Mikuo of all people. I took out a banana as I sat there and watched he two love birds. Mikuo had a huge ass lame smile and Rinny was laughing that's just great!
Teto was with her binoculars and Meiko as well watched the damn movie of the century, Kaito sat back with Gakupo and Luka drinking a cocktail and Gumi sat next to me singing to a song, Luki was next to Teto watching as well like a little pervert…
Luki~
Wow is that really Mikuo out there? He was like a gentleman and all cool with his smile and carrying her bag of oranges, oh dirty…Funny but Rin looks soo cutie! I just had my rape face on…
Gumi~
I am very happy!
Luka~
You got to be serious why can't they just leave the two alone…stupid Teto…
Mikuo~
So we sat on the grass next to this very cool tree that looks like it has a face on its trunk. Rin laughed when I made a sound pretending to make the tree talk in a deep voice.
"Hello my lady do you wish to sit in front of me to see that lovely hair of yours?" I said in that deep voice, Rin fell on her ass and began to laugh, leeks in hand.
"Why yes!" She giggled as I sat next to her setting the huge bag of these fucken oranges in front of her.
"Good now let's eat I want my leeks!" I chuckled as she handed me the bag of my babies! I opened it and began to eat like as if it where pop corn or like damn chocolate. Yes its fucken weird that both my sister and I like these shit, maybe that mother reason our mother left us? Rin smiled at me and scooted next to me already peeling an orange. She looked adorable with her bow and her blue dress with lace…what is wrong with me…
"Oh my! Mikuo hey!" This girl with orange brown hair with some cow lick on top and this teal dress came to me; she…was…Miki…
"Oh hi there, Miki oh hey Piko…" I glared at Piko my worst enemy that fucken prostitute with no morals. They both walked towards us holding fucken hands…that fucken bitch…really they think they can defeat my badass self?
"Who is this little doll?" Piko said smiling at MY Rin, who the fuck does he think he is? He sucks at being a damn playboy! Rin glared at him good girl, and stood up I as well stood with her, together we stood to my fucken demons of the past.
"I am Rin, Mikuo's girlfriend," Rin smiled, Miki's face dropped as she saw me curl my hand around Rin's waist pulling her to my side, Rin smiled at me and placed her head on my chest, that's my girl.
"Wow, Mikuo I thought you only fucked not date little girls with no boobs!" Miki said throwing poison like a fucken witch with no fucken heart she popped her chest at me more. Really, that is very sad of her part.
"Oh yeah but he changed for ME, so who are you? Miki right?" Rin asked her voice was so cold, she saw the poison. Her blue sapphire eyes I loved became dark in an instant as she saw that Piko guy next to Miki.
"I am Miki, Mikuos' ex girl friend and first lover! Piko is the guy I dumped his ass for; the one I cheated on him with!" Miki smirked at me her…fucken gorgeous eyes I once loved challenged me. I smirked back at her bitch isn't going to win and I won't let it slide that she called my DOLL flat chested," oh yeah I guess you could not handle my bad ass dick uh? So you decided to go with this shota boy that looks like a girl!" I laughed at the fucken kid Piko, Rin's lips became a small smile, at least I made her smile, right?
"Yeah and this fucken retard dumped me! On fucken Valentines day by fucken phone because you didn't have the balls to tell me to my face!" Rin yelled at Piko who was about to snap at me for calling him a little bitch. I stopped and looked at Rin her eyes…where with tears…that small smile vanished.
"Ah poor baby!" Miki smothered at Rin, hellz no only I can do that," Go fuck yourself you fucken piece of shit with this fucken little bitch, oh and by the way I don't care about you anymore I only popped your cherry that was it and you're the same shit like those girls that I used to fuck every night after my badass job, bitch. Funny they always come back for more and what does the amazing Mikuo do? Fuck them over because they are just a bunch of horny bitches and I don't need that trash around my dick. Piko you just lost the most AMAZING girl ever and finally found and have her and I am actually HAPPY." I chuckled at Miki, Piko looked like he was about to shit a fucken baby and Rin's eyes that where still cloudy shined at me, that's what I want…always…
"Fuck you…let's go Piko!" Miki yelled walking away from me I could see tears running down her cold ass eyes and like a little bitch Piko fallowed the whore. I feel sorry for the poor guy, she is just gonna leave him for another dick and their goes the cycle of fucken heart breakers and soulless men. Wow that felt good… besides all that, my whole soul just jumped out on me…Oh fuck I complemented Rin…
But that all stopped all those thoughts of denial and fucken being lost and lonely and fucken betrayed died when Rin on her toes kissed ME on the lips. I froze feeling her warm lips once again on my lips, I circled my arms around her small waist and kissed her back, her arms around my neck; this is what I want, what I desire.
Rin~
I can't do this…I think I love him…
Luka~
Ah, love…I can sense it…good girl very wise choice…
Len~
WHAT THE FUCK SHE KISSED HIM! THAT ASSHOLE KISSED HER WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD!
Meiko~
OMFG I think I hear wedding bells~
Also I feel horny, I grabbed Kaito and kissed him on the lips he was startled, don't know why, but we well began to make out. Luki began to make throw up sounds I only flipped him off, fucker I need to have my moment too!
Leon~
Where is my sake? Fuck Meiko and Kaito are at it again…I don't want to see porn!
Miku ~
SOOOO KAWAII, I had a kitty face as the couple before us pulled away and blushed at each other, I'm going to have a sister! Mikuo grabbed the bag of oranges, Rin his bag of leeks and then began to walk home with a cutie smile and holding HANDS! OMFG this is like anime and fantastic manga! I need to read more shojo~
Meiko and Kaito need to get a room…gross!
"Miss. Magic fingers stop making faces you know this makes you get all wet~" Luki smirked at me! That jerk dears tell me that crap once more!
"Fuck you asshole! Shove your fingers up your own ass!" I yelled, Luka began to clap her face…was flippen scary…I need some leeks now…leeks are my best friends and only saviors against Lukas dark...aura…
Teto~
Gotta run! I stepped on it pushing Leon off the diver's seat to take us home before those suckers get there first! Did I hear Miku tell Luki to shove his what in his what? That sounded sexy but whatev I got a job to do and it has to be done James Bond style! I already got my bitches in the back; I need action and fucken fire in the air and a dead person!
Everyone fell on each other except for Meiko and Kaito those two looked like a octopussy and yelled at me, fuck them all I'm doing them a favor! I stepped on the gas, I'm soo badass!
Luki~
Miki uh? That fucken bitch got what she deserved hurting my man! I was glad to see tears in her eyes as she ran away with her little bitch! This is the fucken best day ever! I should be in those fucken James Bond movies with all those babes~
I just stare at Miku like a dead man," you are such a lesbian…"
"What?" Miku yelled at me, I ignored her and just slipped up front with my babe and Leon who was drunk…already…
Mikuo~
We walked together to see a damn limo about to run us over! I fucken pushed Rin out of the way and fell over to protect her. She was so soft and small…I like that…I blushed red realizing what did…but I just felt like protecting her…is this normal? I think Miku put something in the coffee…
"Mikuo…I think we are safe…"
I nodded and got off and helped her up.
"WE ARE HOME!" Teto yelled jumping off the limo with Luki by her side those two began to kiss like crazy like in those action movies. Len and Gumi stepped out, Len was fucken glaring at me but Gumi smiled, too happy like a weirdo, and pulled Len away to her house…Luka and Gakupo went to Lukas love nest andthey ran a little too fast…in my opinion…Luki will sleep at my casa (house) tonight I guess…while Meiko and Kaito where still inside with a drunk…Leon…
"Mikuo…"
"Yeah my lovely bitch? I'm kidding, yes love?"
"You're an asshole but thanks for defending me in front of Piko…" Rin blushed like a little girl, I smiled at her and kissed her head," Any time, oh and thanks for your support that was my FUCKEN ex…I hate her to death, she ruined my life…" I smiled sheepishly, begging she won't ask for more…
"She is the one that made you an asshole?"
"Uh, I don't know…" I said chuckling a little as I scratched my head, okay, Gumi said to be myself but…why is this not hard…I always found it hard to let go and be myself…like Lady Gaga says in her nut songs…okay I only hear that shit thanks to fucken Miku and her girly radio in the morning… but for once I will listen to someone else other than my own voice…I guess…
"Okay because I…like you the way you are now, if you want your pervert side okay…two can play at that game…but I'm not giving it up!" She smiled kissing my lips she winked at me like a sexy model and pulled back too fast for my likes, I grabbed her shoulders and kissed her once more but harder more rougher like I wanted to drink her…she was not going to leave the beast un satisfied!
"I love you…"
These words just slipped like sand through my lips as I kissed her now tenderly like a delicate porcelain doll. I understand now, she is not like any other girl, she is my girl…her eyes, they where the best things in the world…
Heyyyyy there you! Don't get all lovey dovey and shitZ! Hahahaha jk go ahead this chapter is very cuite hahahaha sooo yeah sorry for all yall Miki and Piko fans no offense…I love them too but yeah...read and review! I love talking to you guys!
