(A/N: Two of the three reviews have said that it should be a proper story, so I hope this is up to scratch. I own nothing at all. Credit to Stephenie Meyer.)

Jasper stared at the cute little bunny in Alice's arms. Suddenly, he understood that Alice really loved her bunny.

"What did you call it?"

"I called her Thumper. Come here, come and meet her. She's eager to meet Daddy."

Daddy? Jasper thought. Maybe Alice does want a baby, but she's substituted with a rabbit.

He crouched next to Alice and gently stroked Thumper's fur. He smiled at the soft fluff.

"Hey, Thumper."

The rabbit looked up with huge eyes. Jasper sensed that it was happy. And so was Alice. The rabbit was warm and soft.

"Thumper, this is your new daddy, Jasper."

She looked over her shoulder to see the other Cullen siblings and their parents taking photographs. Esme laughed when she saw them.

"Sorry, you two. But you look so adorable, snuggled up and holding your new baby rabbit."

Alice said "She's our baby. Our gorgeous baby."

Emmett said "That is one fluffy and very strange baby. I was under the impression that it was a rabbit."

Carlisle smiled slightly. "Emmett, don't be mean to your sister. If she wants to call her rabbit a baby, she can."

Edward said "She's got it new clothes. She wants to dress it up and take it for walks with her and Jazz."

Alice smiled. "I've already let her try them on. She's a real mummy's girl, loves her clothes. She co-operated and everything!"

Jasper sensed that their rabbit was excited.

Wow, strange bunny. Has Alice got a secret talent to make people get excited over shopping?

But Bella wasn't too enthusiastic about it, just her usual 'Oh, Alice, I hate shopping' self. Maybe she just chose a bunny that has the same personality as she does.

Rose just avoided the rabbit and Renesmee was completely fascinated.

Jacob was laughing with Seth.

"Yeah, I thought that having us would be enough animals for them. But apparently, we're such good company, they got another one."

Jacob said "Either that, or it's a hint that we're not wanted any more."

Renesmee was too busy to tell Jacob off for that one, but Esme wasn't.

"Jacob Black and Seth Clearwater! You know perfectly well that you're very welcome here and you are both very much wanted. You are fantastic company."

Seth looked at Esme.

"Sorry, Mrs Cullen."

"Hey, come on. You know that you're allowed to call me Esme."

The wolves and Esme hugged, then returned to watching Alice, Jasper and Thumper play dress up. The rabbit adored her clothes. Edward read it's mind.

More, more, more! Ooh, pretty dress. Cute hat! Mummy must love me! Daddy loves Mummy and they love me and I love them and I love clothes and clothes love me! And shoes too! Yes, shoes! I wish I could smile! Or talk so I could tell Mummy and Daddy how I feel.

Edward told Bella and Carlisle, who passed it around, then Bella told Alice and Jasper that their bunny wanted them to know what it was saying.

Alice cooed. "Is my baby saying that? My beautiful baby, yes you are."

Mummy so kind. Daddy so kind. And are those my aunts and uncles? My granny and grandpa? My cousin?

Edward told Alice and Jasper what their rabbit was thinking and they said yes.

Sweet! So, uh, who are they? Are they the ones you all say smell like wet dogs? Cause all I'm getting is beefburgers and hot dogs.

"Is that a joke about them, Thumper?" Edward asked.

No, it isn't. Though now that I think about it, I might use it as one later on. Only adding the adjective wet instead of hot.

"I asked and the reply was amusing."

What was so funny? They stink like actual edible hot dogs. You never did tell me everyone's names. I know Mummy's is Alice and Daddy's is Jasper, but what are everyone else's?

"OK, the brunette next to Alice is Renesmee. Up here, next to me, the female is Bella. The male is Emmett. Next to him, the blonde is Rosalie. The two ones that smell like hot dogs and beefburgers are Jacob and Seth. Next to Seth is a blond guy called Carlisle. And on Carlisle's other side is Esme. And I'm Edward."

Nice. Very cool. So who is Renesmee named after? Cause I've never heard the name Renesmee before.

"Renesmee is a combination of Renee, Bella's mother and Esme, my mother."

Esme is a little young to be your mum, isn't she?

"Yeah, but have I mentioned that we're all adopted?"

Oh, that makes more sense.

Edward, who do you keep talking to? I'm beginning to worry. That was Esme. Forever worried.

"I'm talking to the rabbit."

Everyone cracked up, even the rabbit was purring. It just found Edward highly amusing. Well, he was talking to a rabbit.

Alice had Jasper take a photo of their rabbit in her new dress. It suited her.

Lemme see, lemme see! I wanna see!

Edward said "Ali, Jazz, she wants to see the picture."

They let the rabbit see the picture.

Whoa, Mummy, Daddy, you've made me look GORGEOUS!

Edward whispered it to them.

"You are gorgeous, little one."

That made everyone smile. At least Alice and Jasper were finally happy.

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And that's chapter two. What do you think? Please review and tell me. Until next update, Random Dizzy. :D