Chapter 5.

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr playa! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz dat schmoooove muthafucka had a hedache aiiight a on tup of dat da thug wuz mad at dem 4 bustin a nutx! PS im nut uppimpin umtil I git five phat revoiws!

Dumbledore made n' Draco n' I follow his muthafuckin ass yo. Dude kept shoutin at our asses angrily.

"Yo ass ludacris fools!" da perved-out muthafucka shouted.

I started ta cry tearz of blood down mah pallid face. Draco comforted mah dirty ass. When we went back ta tha castle Dumbledore took our asses ta Pimp Snape n' Pimp McGonagall whoz ass was both lookin straight-up mad salty.

"They was havin horny-ass intercourse up in tha Forbidden Forest!" he yelled up in a gangbangin' furious voice.

"Why did you do such a thang, you mediocre dunces?" axed Pimp McGonagall.

"How tha fuck dare yo slick ass?" demanded Pimp Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"

Everyone was on tha fuckin' down-low. Dumbledore n' Pimp McGonagall still looked mad but Pimp Snape holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Fine. Straight-up well. Yo ass may go up ta yo' rooms."

Draco n' I went upstairs while tha mackdaddys glared at us.

"Is you aiiight, Ebony?" Draco axed mah crazy ass gently.

"Yeah I guess." I lied. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I went ta tha girlz dorm n' brushed mah teeth n' mah afro n' chizzled tha fuck into a low-cut black floor-length dress wit red lace all round it n' black high heels. When I came out….

Draco was standin up in front of tha bathroom, n' da perved-out muthafucka started ta rap 'I just wanna live' by Dope Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though da thug wasn't supposed ta be there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Our thugged-out asses hugged n' kissed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! After that, we holla'd git tha fuck outta ma bidnizz n' he reluctantly went back tha fuck into his bangin room.

Chapter 6.

AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!

Da next dizzle I raised up in mah coffin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I put on a funky-ass black miniskirt dat was all ripped round tha end n' a matchin top wit red skulls all over it n' high heeled boots dat was black. I put on two pairz of skull earrings, n' two crosses up in mah ears. I spray-painted mah afro wit purple.

In tha Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal wit blood instead of milk, n' a glass of red blood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Suddenly one of mah thugs bumped tha fuck into mah dirty ass fo' realz. All tha blood spilled over mah top.

"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted sayin it when I looked up cause I was lookin tha fuck into tha pale white grill of a gothic pimp wit spiky black afro wit red streaks up in it yo. Dude was bustin so much eyeliner dat I was goin down his wild lil' grill n' da thug was bustin black lipstick yo. Dude didn't have glasses no mo' n' now da thug was bustin red contact lenses just like Dracoz n' there was no scar on his wild lil' forhead no mo' yo. Dude had a manly stubble on his chin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude had a thugged-out dirty Gangsta accent yo. Dude looked exactly like Joel Madden. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude was so dirty dat mah body went all bangin' when I saw his ass kind of like a erection only I be a hoe so I didn't git one you sicko.

"I be soopa-doopa sorry." da perved-out muthafucka holla'd up in a shy voice.

"Thatz all right. Whatz yo' name?" I questioned.

"Hoes call me Larry Potsmoker, although most playas call me Vampire these days." he grumbled.

"Why?" I exclaimed.

"Because I gots a straight-up boner fo' tha taste of human blood." he giggled.

"Well, I be a vampire." I confessed.

"Really?" da thug whimpered.

"Yeah." I roared.

We sat down ta rap fo' a while. Then Draco came up behind mah crazy ass n' holla'd at mah crazy ass dat schmoooove muthafucka had a surprise fo' me so I went away wit his muthafuckin ass.

Chapter 7. Brin me 2 game

AN: wel aiiight u guyz im only writtin dis cuz I gots 5 god reviuws. n BTW I aint gonna rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons muthafucka! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony aint a Marie Sue aiiight she aint slick SHES A SATANITS! n dat freaky freaky biatch has problemz shes pissed off 4 godz sake!

Draco n' I held our pale white handz wit black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was bustin red Satanist sings on mah nails up in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved ta Vampire. Dark misery was up in his fuckin lil' pissed off eyes. I guess da thug was jealouz of me dat I was goin up wit Draco fo' realz. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly wit Draco. Us thugs went tha fuck into his bangin room n' locked tha door. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Then…

We started frenchin passively n' we took off each others threadz enthusiastically yo. Dude felt me up before I took of mah top. Then I took off mah black leather bra n' tha pimpin' muthafucka took off his thugged-out lil' pants, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Us thugs went on tha bed n' started makin up naked n' then he put his boyz thangy up in mine n' we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)

"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while gettin a orgazzle when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never peeped before on Dracoz arm. Dat shiznit was a funky-ass black ass wit a arrow all up in dat shit. On it up in bloody gothic freestylin was tha lyrics… Vampire!

I was so mad salty.

"Yo ass bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumpin outta tha bed.

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! But I knew too much.

"Fuck dat shit, you fuckin idiot!" I shouted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. "Yo ass probably have AIDs anyway!"

I put on mah threadz all huffily n' then stomped out. Draco ran up even though da thug was naked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude had a straight-up big-ass you-know-what but I was too mad ta care. I stomped up n' did so until I was up in Vampirez classroom where da thug was havin a lesson wit Pimp Snape n' some other people.

"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.

Chapter 8.

AN: stop flassin ok! if u do de prep!

Everyone up in tha class stared all up in mah grill n' then Draco came tha fuck into tha room even though da thug was naked n' started beggin me ta take his ass back.

"Ebony, it aint what tha fuck you think!" Draco screamed sadly.

My fuckin playa B'loody Mary Smizzle smiled all up in mah grill understatedly. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch flipped her long waste-length gothic black afro n' opened her crimson eyes like blood dat dat biiiiatch was bustin contact lenses on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch had pale white skin dat dat biiiiatch was bustin white makeup on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Hermione was kidnapped when dat biiiiatch was born, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Her real muthafathas is vampires n' one of dem be a witch but Voldemort capped her mutha n' her daddy committed suicizzle cuz da thug was pissed off bout dat shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch still has nightmares bout it n' her ass is straight-up hustled n' pissed off. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiiit, it also turns up her real last name is Smizzle n' not Granger n' shit. (Since dat freaky freaky biatch has converted ta Satanizzle her ass is up in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. )

"What tha fuck iz it dat you desire, you wack dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily up in his cold voice but I ignored his muthafuckin ass.

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me wit Draco!" I shouted at his muthafuckin ass.

Everyone gasped.

I don't give a fuck why Ebony was so mad all up in mah face. I had went up wit Vampire (I be bi n' so is Ebony) fo' a while but then his thugged-out lil' punk-ass broke mah ass yo. Dude dumped mah crazy ass cuz he was horny bout Britney, a wack preppy fucker n' shit. Us thugs was just phat playaz now yo. Dude had gone all up in wack problems, n' now da thug was gothic. (Haha, like I would ride wit a prep.)

"But I aint goin up wit Draco no mo'!" holla'd Vampire.

"Yeah fuckin right son! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I ran outta tha room n' tha fuck into tha Forbidden Forest where I had lost mah virilitizzle ta Draco n' then I started ta bust tha fuck into tears.