Chapter 9.
AN: stop flamin ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da porno aiiight so itz nut mah folt if dumbeldor swers muthafucka! besuizdz I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! n' da reson snap dosent lik harry now is coz hes christian n' vampire be a satanist son! MCR ROX!
I was so mad n' sad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I couldn't believe Draco fo' ridin' dirty on mah dirty ass. I fuckin started ta cry against tha tree where I done did it wit Draco.
Then all of a suddenly, a wack playa wit red eyes n' no nozzle n' every last muthafuckin thang started flyin towardz me on a funky-ass broomstick! Dude didn't gotz a nozzle (basically like Voldemort up in tha porno) n' da thug was bustin all black but dat shiznit was obvious da thug wasn't gothic. Well shiiiit, it was… Voldemort!
"No!" I shouted up in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted "Imperius!" n' I couldn't run away.
"Crookshanks!" I shouted at his muthafuckin ass. Voldemort fell tha fuck of his broom n' started ta scream. I felt wack fo' his ass even though I be a sadist so I stopped.
"Ebony." he yelled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Thou must bust a cap up in Vampire Potter!"
I thought bout Vampire n' his sexah eyes n' his wild lil' freakadelic gothic black afro n' how tha fuck his wild lil' grill looks just like Joel Madden. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I remembered dat Draco had holla'd I didn't understand, so I thought, what tha fuck if Draco went up wit Vampire before I went up wit his ass n' they broke up?
"Fuck dat shit, Voldemort!" I shouted back.
Voldemort gave me a gun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "No! Please!" I begged.
"Thou must!" he yelled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "If thou do not, then I shall bust a cap up in thy beloved Draco!"
"How tha fuck did you know?" I axed up in a surprised way.
Voldemort gots a thugged-out dude-ur-so-retarded look on his wild lil' face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered wackly. "And if you doth not bust a cap up in Vampire, then thou know what tha fuck will happen ta Draco!" da perved-out muthafucka shouted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
I was so scared n' mad I didn't give a fuck what tha fuck ta do. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly Draco came tha fuck into tha woods.
"Draco!" I holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Hi!"
"Hi." da perved-out muthafucka holla'd back but his wild lil' grill was all sad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude was bustin white foundation n' messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden n' Gerard Way.
"Is you aiiight?" I asked.
"No." he answered.
"I be sorry as a muthafucka I gots all mad at you but I thought you cheated on mah dirty ass." I expelled.
"Thatz all gravy." da perved-out muthafucka holla'd all pissed off n' we went back tha fuck into Hogwarts together makin out.
Chapter 10.
AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma rap den fukk off! ps it turnz up b'loody mary aint a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!
I was straight-up scared bout Vlodemort all day. It make me wanna hollar playa! I was even upset went ta rehearsals wit mah gothic metal crew Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I be tha lead thug of it n' I play guitar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Muthafuckas say dat we sound like a cold-ass lil cross between GC, Slipknot n' MCR. Da other playas up in tha crew is B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call his ass Diabolo now yo. Dude has black afro now wit blue streaks up in dat shit.) n' Hargrid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Only todizzle Draco n' Vampire was pissed off so they weren't comin n' we freestyled joints instead. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I knew Draco was probably slittin his wrists (he wouldn't take a thugged-out dirtnap cuz da thug was a vampire too n' tha only way you can bust a cap up in a vampire is wit a cold-ass lil c-r-o-s-s (therez no way I be freestylin that) or a steak) n' Vampire was probably watchin a wack porno like Da Corpse Bride. I put on a funky-ass black leather hoodie dat flossed off mah tittizzles n' tiny matchin miniskirt dat holla'd Simple Plan on tha butt. Yo ass might be thinkin I be a supa-ho but I be straight-up not.
Us thugs was rappin a cold-ass lil cover of 'Helena' n' all up in tha end of tha cold lil' woo wop I suddenly bust tha fuck into tears.
"Ebony dawwwwg! Is you OK?" B'loody Mary axed up in a cold-ass lil concerted voice.
"What tha fuck do you think?" I axed angrily fo' realz. And then I holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Well, Voldemort came n' tha fuckin bastard holla'd at mah crazy ass ta fuckin bust a cap up in Harry dawwwwg! But I don't wanna bust a cap up in him, cuz, he straight-up sick, even if da ruffneck did go up wit Draco. But if I don't bust a cap up in Harry, then Voldemort, will fuckin bust a cap up in Draco!" I burst tha fuck into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped up from behind a wall.
"Why didn't you fuckin tell me!" da perved-out muthafucka shouted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. "How tha fuck could you- you- you fuckin poser muggle biiiatch!" (c is dat outta character?)
I started ta cry n' cry like a muthafucka. Draco started ta cry too all sensitive. Then he ran up bustin up.
We practiced fo' one mo' hour. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Then suddenly Dumbeldore strutted up in angrily dawwwwg! His eyes was all fiery n' I knew dis time it wasn't cause dat schmoooove muthafucka had a headache.
"What have you done!" Dude started ta cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swerin n' dis time da thug wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found up in his bangin room yo. Dude committed suicizzle by slittin his wrists."
Chapter 11.
AN: i sed stup flamin up prepz! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus muthafucka! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend raven 4 hlepin me!
"NO!" I screamed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I was horrorfied hommie biaaatch! B'loody Mary tried ta comfort me but I holla'd at her git tha fuck outta mah grill wit dat bullshiznit n' I ran ta mah room bustin up like a biatch mah dirty ass. Dumbledore chased afta me shoutin but dat schmoooove muthafucka had ta stop when I went tha fuck into mah room cause da thug would be lookin like a perv dat way.
Anyway, I started bustin up like a biatch tearz of blood n' then I slit both of mah wrists, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. They gots all over mah threadz so I took dem off n' jumped tha fuck into tha bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park cold lil' woo wop at full volume. I grabbed a steak n' almost stuck it tha fuck into mah ass ta commit suicide. I was so fuckin pissed off hommie biaaatch! I gots outta tha bathtub n' put on a funky-ass black low-cut dress wit lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels wit pink metal shiznit on tha endz n' six pairz of skull earrings. I couldn't fuckin believe dat shit. Then I looked up tha window n' screamed… Snap was spyin on me n' da thug was takin a vizzle tape of me biaaatch! And Loopin was masticatin ta it son! They was chillin on they broomsticks.
"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed puttin on a funky-ass black towel wit a picture of Marilyn Mason on dat shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly Vampire ran in.
"Abra Kedavra!" he yelled at Snape n' Loopin pointin his womb. I took mah glock n' blasted Snape n' Loopin a gazazillion times n' they both started beatboxin n' tha camera broke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "Ebony, it has been revealed dat one of mah thugs has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" da perved-out muthafucka shouted lookin at Snape n' Loopin n' then da thug waved his wand n' suddenly…
Hargrid ran outside on his broom n' holla'd mah playas we need ta talk.
"What do you know, Hargrid, biatch? Yo ass is just a lil Hogwarts hustla!"
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
"This cannot be." Snap holla'd up in a cold-ass lil crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydorez wand had blasted his muthafuckin ass. "There must be other factors."
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled up in madly.
Loopin held up tha camera triumelephantly. "Da lens may be fucked up but tha tape is still there!"
I felt faint, mo' than I normally do like how tha fuck it feels when you do not drank enough blood.
"Why is you bustin this?" Loopin holla'd angrily while he rubbed his fuckin lil' dirty handz on his clook.
And then I heard tha lyrics dat I had heard before but not from his muthafuckin ass. I did not know whether ta feel shocked n' aiiight or ta bite his ass n' drank his blood cuz I felt faint.
"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Hargid holla'd n' he paused up in tha air dramitaclly, wavin his wand up in tha air. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Then swooped he up in rappin ta tha tune of a gothic version of a cold lil' woo wop by 50 Cent.
"Because yo ass is goffic?" Snap axed up in a lil afraid voice cause da thug was afraind it meant da thug was connected wit Satan.
"Because I LOVE HER!"
Chapter 12.
AN: stop f,ain aiiight hargrid be a pedo 2 a shitload of ppl up in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how tha fuck du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid aint straight-up up in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok!
I was bout ta slit mah wrists again n' again n' again wit tha silver knife dat Drago had given me up in case anythang happened ta his muthafuckin ass yo. Dude had holla'd at mah crazy ass ta use it valiantly against a enemy but I knew dat we must both go together.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid but dat shiznit was Vampire yo. Dude started ta scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" n' then….. his wild lil' fuckin eyes rolled up! Yo ass could only peep his bangin red whites.
I stopped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "How tha fuck did u know?"
"I saw it son! And mah scar turned back tha fuck into tha lightnin bolt!"
"NO!" I ran up closer n' shit. "I thought you didn't gotz a scar no mo'!" I shouted.
"I do but Diabolo chizzled it tha fuck into a pentagram fo' me n' I always cover it up wit foundation." da perved-out muthafucka holla'd back. "Anyway mah scar hurt n' it turned back tha fuck into tha lightnin bolt son! Save me biaaatch! then I had a vision of what tha fuck was goin down ta Draco….Volfemort has his ass bondage!"
Anyway I was up in tha school nursez crib now recoverin from mah slit wrists, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Snap n' Loopin n' HAHRID was there like a muthafucka. They was goin ta St. Mangoz afta they recovered cause they was pedofilez n' you can't have dem fuckin pervs teachin up in a school wit fuckin shitloadz of bangin' gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated tha cideo camera they took of me naked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I put up mah middle finger at em.
Anyway Hargrid came tha fuck into mah hospitizzle bed holdin a funky-ass bouquet of pink roses.
"Enoby I need ta tell u somethnig." da perved-out muthafucka holla'd up in a v. straight-up voice, givin me tha roses.
"Fuck off." I holla'd at his muthafuckin ass. "Yo ass know I fuckin don't give a fuck bout tha color pink anyway, n' I don't like fucked up preps like yo thugged-out ass." I snapped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Hargrid had been mean ta me before fo' bein gottik.
"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those is not roses."
"What, is they goffs too you poser prep?" I axed cause I was mad salty dat dat schmoooove muthafucka had brought me pink roses.
"I saved yo' game!" Dude yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "Yo ass saved mah crazy ass from gettin a Paris Hilton p- vizzle made from yo' shower scene n' bein vued by Snap n' Loopin." Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) ta it he added silently.
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.
Dude pointed his wand all up in tha pink roses. "These aren't roses." Dude suddenly looked at dem wit a evil look up in his wild lil' fuckin eye n' muttered Well If you wanted Honesty thatz all you haD TO SAY! .
"Thatz not a spell thatz a MCR song." I erected his ass wisely.
"I know, I was just warmin up mah vocal cordes." Then da perved-out muthafucka screamed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u def goffic mcr hustlas out, there, dat be a tribute biaaatch! specially fo' raven I gots a straight-up boner fo' you girl!)imo noto aiiighto!"
And then tha roses turned tha fuck into a big-ass black flame floatin up in tha middle of tha air fo' realz. And dat shiznit was black. Now I knew da thug wasn't a prep.
"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?"
Hairgrid rolled his wild lil' fuckin eyes. I looked tha fuck into tha ballz of flame but I could c nothing.
"U c, Enobby," Dumblydore holla'd, watchin tha two of our asses watchin tha flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?"
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hargrid yelled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! dUMBLydore lookd shockd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I guess da ruffneck didn't gotz a headache or else da thug would have holla'd suttin' back.
Hairgrid stormed off back tha fuck into his bed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!"
Anyway when I gots mo' betta I went upstairs n' put on a funky-ass black leather minidress dat was all ripped on tha endz wit lace on dat shit. There was some corset shiznit on tha front. Then I put on black fishnets n' black high-heeled boots wit picturez of Bizzleie Joe Armstrong on em. I put mah afro all up round mah crazy ass so I looked like Samara from tha Rin (if u don't give a fuck whoz ass she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) n' I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner n' black lip gloss.
"Yo ass look kawai, girl." B'loody Mary holla'd sadly. "Fangs (geddit) you do like a muthafucka." I holla'd sadly too yo, but I was still upset. I slit both of mah wrists feelin straight-up pissed off n' I sucked all tha blood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! I cried again n' again n' again up in mah bathroom n' put tha shades on so Snap n' Loopin couldn't spy on me dis time. I went ta some classes. Vampire was up in tha Afro of Magical Magic Creatures yo. Dude looked all pissed off cuz Draco had disappeared n' dat schmoooove muthafucka had used ta be up in ludd wit Draco yo. Dude was suckin some blood from a Hufflepuff.
"Hi." da perved-out muthafucka holla'd up in a thugged-out pissed off way. "Yo back." I holla'd up in a wqually holla'd way.
We both looked at each other fo' some time yo. Harry had dope red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then… our laid-back asses jumped on each other n' started screwin each other.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Pimp McGoggle whoz ass was watchin our asses n' so was any suckas.
"Vampire you fucker!" I holla'd slappin his muthafuckin ass. "Quit tryin ta screw mah dirty ass. Yo ass know I loved Draco!" I shouted n' then I ran away angrily.
Just then da perved-out muthafucka started ta scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" n' then….. his wild lil' fuckin eyes rolled up! Yo ass could only peep his bangin red whites.
"NO!" I ran up closer.
"I thought you didn't gotz a scar no mo'!" I shouted.
"I do but Diabolo chizzled it tha fuck into a pentagram fo' me n' I always cover it up wit foundation." da perved-out muthafucka holla'd back. "Anyway mah scar hurt n' then I had a vision of what tha fuck was goin down ta Draco….Volfemort has his ass bondage!"