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Chapter 13.
AN: raven fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of gerard but dat playa is such a gangbangin' fokin sexbom! PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!
Vampire n' I ran up tha stairs lookin fo' Dumbledore. Us thugs was so trippin like a muthafucka.
"Dumbledore Dumblydore!" we both yelled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dumbledore came there.
"What tha fuck iz it dat you want now you despicable snobs?" he axed angrily.
"Volsemort has Draco!" we shouted all up in tha same time.
Dude laughed up in a evil voice.
"No! Don't son! We need ta save Draco!" we begged.
"No." da perved-out muthafucka holla'd meanly. "I don't give a thugged-out darn what tha fuck Voldemort do ta Draco. Not afta how tha fuck much he misbehaved up in school especially wit YOU Ebony." da perved-out muthafucka holla'd while he frowned lookin all up in mah face. "Besides I never was horny bout his ass dat much anyway." then da thug strutted away. Vampire started bustin up. "My fuckin Draco!" he moaned. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)
"Its all gravy!" I tried ta tell his ass but dat didn't stop his muthafuckin ass yo. Dude started ta cry tearz of blood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Then dat schmoooove muthafucka had a funky-ass domestorm. "I had a idea!" he exclaimed.
"What?" I axed his muthafuckin ass.
"You'll see." da perved-out muthafucka holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude took up his wand n' did a spell. Then… suddenly we was up in Voldemprtz lair!
We ran up in wit our wandz up just as our crazy asses heard a cold-ass lil croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!"
It was….. Voldemort!
Chapter 14.
AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospitizzle kuz I slit muh rists, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. PS im nut uppimpin til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
We ran ta where Volcemort was. Well shiiiit, it turned up dat Voldemort wasn't there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Instead tha fat playa whoz ass capped Cedric was. Draco was there bustin up like a biatch tearz of blood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Snaketail was torturin his muthafuckin ass. Vampire n' I ran up in front of Snaketail.
"Rid mah sight you despicable preps!" da perved-out muthafucka shouted as we started blastin his ass wit tha glock he Then suddenly he looked all up in mah grill n' he fell tha fuck down wit a lovey-dovey look up in his wild lil' fuckin eyes. "." da perved-out muthafucka holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! (in dis he is sixteen yrs oldschool so hes not a pedofile ok)
"Huh?" I asked.
"Enoby I gots a straight-up boner fo' yo big-ass booty is ghon you bust a nut on me?" axed Snaketail. I started bustin up crudely. "What tha fuck, biatch? Yo ass torture mah bf n' then you expect me ta fuck yo slick ass, biatch? God, yo ass is so fucked up you fuckin bastard." I holla'd angrily. Then I jabbed his ass up in tha ass. Blood pored outta it like a gangbangin' fountain.
"Nooooooooooooo!" da perved-out muthafucka screamed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude started beatboxin n' hustlin around. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Then he fell tha fuck down n' died. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I brust tha fuck into tears sadly.
"Snaketail what tha fuck art thou bustin?" called Voldemort. Then… da perved-out muthafucka started coming! We could hear his high heels clackin ta us. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So we gots on our broomsticks n' we flew ta Hogwarts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Us thugs went ta mah room. Vampire went away. There I started bustin up.
"Whatz wack honey?" axed Draco takin off his threadz so we could screw yo. Dude had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) n' a straight-up big-ass you-know-what n' every last muthafuckin thang.
"Its so unfair!" I yielded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Why can't I just be skanky or plain like all da other hoes n' preps here except fo' B'loody Mary, cuz she not skanky or anything."
"Why would you wanna be skanky, biatch? I don't like tha preps anyway. They is such fuckin supa-hos." answered Draco.
"Yeah but mah playas is up in ludd wit me biaaatch! Like Snape n' Loopin took a vizzle of me naked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Hargrid says he up in ludd wit mah dirty ass. Vampire likes me n' now even Snaketail is up in ludd wit me biaaatch! I just wanna be wit you aiiight Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less dope?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby aint a snob or anyfin but a shitload of ppl hav holla'd at her shes pretty) "Im phat at too nuff thangs muthafucka! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL, biatch? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted n' then I ran away.
Chapter 15.
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"Ebony Ebony!" shouted Draco sadly. "Fuck dat shit, please, come back!"
But I was too mad.
"Whatever playa! Now u can go anh bust a nut on Vampire!" I shouted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stormed tha fuck into mah room n' closed mah black door wit mah blood-red key. Well shiiiit, it had a picture of Marylin Manston on it yo. Dude looked so dirty up in a way dat reminded mah crazy ass of Draco n' Vampire. I started ta cry n' weep. I took a razor n' started ta slit mah wrists, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. I drank tha blood all pissed off. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Then I looked at mah black GC peep n' noticed dat shiznit was time ta git all up in Biologizzle class.
I put on a short ripped black gothic dress dat holla'd Anarchy on tha front up in blood red lettas n' was all ripped n' a spiky belt. Under dat I put on ripped black fishnets n' boots dat holla'd Joel all over dem wit blood red letters. I put mah ebony black afro up fo' realz. Anyway I went downstairs feelin all fucked up n' pissed off as usual. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. I did sum advanced Biologizzle work. I was turnin a funky-ass bloody pentagram tha fuck into a funky-ass black guitar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly tha boombox turned ta Draco!
"Enoby I gots a straight-up boner fo' you, nahmean biiiatch?" da perved-out muthafucka shouted sadly. "I dnot care what tha fuck dem fucker preps n' posers fink. Ur da most dope hoe up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Before I kicked it wit you I used ta wanna commit suicizzle all tha time. Now I just wanna fuckin be up in yo' faaaaaace biaaatch! I fuckin ludd you, nahmean biiiatch?." Then…. da perved-out muthafucka started ta rap "Da Chroniclez of Life n' Dirtnap" (we considered it our cold lil' woo wop now cuz we fell tha fuck up in ludd when Joel was rappin it) right up in front of tha entire class muthafucka! His rappin voice was so dunkadelic n' gothic n' sexxy like a cold-ass lil cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre n' Marilyn Manston (AN: don't u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no whoz ass dey r git da fuk up od hr!) .
"OMFG." I holla'd afta da thug was finished. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Some fuckin preps stared at our asses but I just stuck up mah middle fingers (that was covered up in black nail polish n' was entwined wit Dracoz now) at em. "I gots a straight-up boner fo' you, nahmean biiiatch?" I holla'd n' then we started ta lick just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat biiiatch) n' CMM up in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holdin hands. Loopin shouted at our asses but da perved-out muthafucka stopped cuz mah playas was clappin by how tha fuck dirty our slick asses looked 2gether n' shit. Then I saw a posta sayin dat MCR would gotz a gangbang up in Hogsmede right then. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. We looked at each other all shocked n' then we went 2gether.
Chapter 16.
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We ran happily ta Hogsmede. There we saw tha stage where GC had played. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! We ran up in happly. MCR was there playin 'Helena'. I was so fuckin aiiight dawwwwg! Gerard looked even sexier than da ruffneck did up in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could straight-up peep his ass gettin a erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know dat we was da only legit ones fo' eachother n' shit. I was bustin a funky-ass black leather minidress n' black leather platinum boots wit red ripped fishnets, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Draco was bustin a funky-ass black baggy MCR t-shirt n' black baggy pants fo' realz. Anyway, we stated moshin ta Helena. We frenched. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! We ran up 2 tha front of tha crew ta stage-dive. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his crazy-ass mask. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So did tha others. We gasped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiiit, it wasn't dem at all. Well shiiiit, it was.,….. Volsemort n' da Dirtnap Dealers!
"Wtf Draco im not goin ta a gangbang wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not afta what tha fuck happened ta me last time, biatch? Even if its MCR n u no how tha fuck much I lik them"
"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause pimps don't like ta rap a funky-ass bout you-know-what.
"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded up in a mad salty voice.
"Us thugs won't do dat again." Draco promised. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "This time, we goin wit a ESCORT."
"OMFG wtf/ Is you givin tha fuck into tha mainstream?" I asked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what tha fuck now?"
"NO." he muttered loudly.
"R u becomin a prep or what?" I blastd angrily.
"Enoby dawwwwg! I aint son! Pls come wit me!" Dude fell tha fuck down ta his knees n' started rappin 'Da ghetto is black' by GC ta mah dirty ass.
I was flattened cause thatz not even a single, dat schmoooove muthafucka had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!
"OK then I guess I'ma have to." I holla'd n' then we frenched 4 a while n' I went up 2 mah room.
B'loody Mary was standin there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. "Hajimemashite gurl." her big-ass booty holla'd happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' up in japanese). "BTW Willow dat fuckin poser gots expuld. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! she failed al her klasses n' her big-ass booty skepped math." (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)
"It serves dat fukin bich right." I laughed angrily.
Well anyway we where fellin all deprezzed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Us thugs wutsched some goffic pornos like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. "Maybe Willow will take a thugged-out dirtnap like a muthafucka." I holla'd.
"Kawai." B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o gotz a cold-ass lil confession afta she gots expuld I murdered her n' den loopin done did it wit her cause he a necphilak."
"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked ta each other up in silence fo' da rest uv da porno.
"OH HEY BTw, im goin ta a gangbang wit drako tonight up in Hogsmeade wit mcr." I sed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! " I need ta wear like da hotset tracksuit EVA."
B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg straight-up lets go hustlin."
"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already gettin up mah spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.
"No." My fuckin head snaped up.
'WHAT?" mah head spuin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I could not believe dat shit. "B'Loody Mary is u a PREP?"
"NOOOO!NOOOO!" Biatch laughed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "I found some def goffic stores near Hogwarts thatz all."
"Hu holla'd at u abut them" I askd shizzle it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY dat nam ta me!). Or mah dirty ass.
"Dumblydore." Biatch sed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Let me just call our broms."
"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" I axed on tha fuckin' down-lowly.
"Yah I saw tha map fo' Hogsmeade on his fuckin lil' desk." Biatch holla'd at mah dirty ass. "Come on letz go."
Us thugs was goin up in all dem punkgoff stores SPECIALLY fo' tha concerts up in Hogsmeade. Da salesthug was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE n' he gave me all dem dresses. "We only have these fo' da real goffs."
"Da real goffs?" Me n' B'Loody Mary asked.
"Yah u wouldn't believe how tha fuck nuff posers ther is up in dis hood man! Yesterdizzle loopin n' snap tried ta loot a goffic camera pouch." Dude shook his head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "I dint even no they had a cold-ass lil camera."
"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, hustlin outta tha changin room bustin a long-ass black dress wit fuckin shitloadz of red tulle comin up n' straight-up low-cut wit a big-ass slit.
"Oh mah satan you gotta loot dat tracksuit" Da salesthug holla'd.
"Yeah it looks totlly hot." holla'd B'Loody Mary.
"Yo ass know what tha fuck I be gona give it ta you free cause u look straight-up bangin' up in dat utfit. Yo is you gonna be all up in tha gangbang tonight?" he asked.
"Yeah I be actually." I looked back at his muthafuckin ass. "Yo BTW mah namez ebondy dark'nizz dementia TARA way whatz yours?"
"Tomothy Rid." Dude holla'd n' ran a hand all up in his black-dyed hair. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. "maybe I be bout ta peep you there tonight."
"Yeah I don't be thinkin so cause I be goin there wit mah bf drako you sick perv!" I yelled angrily yo, but before his schmoooove ass could beg me ta go wit him, Hargrid flew up in on his black broom lookin worried. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!"