Chapter 25.
AN: stop flamin aiiight if u dnot den il tel Quentin 2 bet u up!1111 n il tel al da nredz 2 put vrtuz up in ur computer!11111111111 FUK UU!1 raven fangz fo' de help!1
I was so excited. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I fellowed Draco wanderin if we where goin 2 do it again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Us thugs went outside n' then we went tha fuck into Dracoz black car.
"Ebony what tha fuck tha fuck did Profesor Trevolry say." whispered Draco pottin his wild lil' freakadelic gothic whit hand wit bvlak nail polish on mine.
"Bitch holla'd dat biiiiatch would tell me what tha fuck tha visions meant torromow." I grumbled up in a thugged-out dirty voice yo. Dude took up a heroin cabaret n' spiked it, n' gave it ta me ta spork yo. Dude started ta fly tha hoopty tha fuck into a tree. Us thugs went ta tha top of dat shit. Draco put on some MCR.
"And all tha thangs dat you never eva holla'd at me
And all tha smilez dat is eva gonna haunt mah dirty ass." busted Gerardz dirty voice. We started tilin of each otherz cloves fevently yo. Dude took of mah blak thong n' mah black leather bar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I took of his black boxers. Then… he put his cold-ass trobbin you-know-what up in mah tool sexily.
"OMFG Draco Draco!" I screamed havin a orgism. We stated frenchin passively. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly… I fell tha fuck asleep. I started havin a thugged-out dream. In it a funky-ass black playa was blastin two goffik pimps wit long black hair.
"No! Please don't fuckin bust a cap up in us!1" they pleaded but he just kept blastin em yo. Dude ran away up in a red car.
"No! Oh mah fuckin god!11" I shouted up in a scared voice.
"Ebony whatz wrong?" Draco axed mah crazy ass as I raised up openin mah icy blue eyes.
I started ta cry n' tearz of blood went down mah face. I holla'd at Draco ta booty-call Vampire yo. Dude done did it wit his blak Likin Park mobile. Butt da most thugged-out shitty thang was whoz ass tha ppl whoz ass was blasted up in tha trip where… Lucian n' Serious!111
Chapter 26.
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A few mutates later Vampire came 2 da tree yo. Dude was bustin a funky-ass blak leather jackson, black leather baggy-ass pants n' a Dope Chralotte t-shirt.
"Yo Vampire." I holla'd flirtily as I started ta sob. Draco hugged mah crazy ass sexily tryont ta comfrot mah dirty ass. I started ta cry tearz of blood n' then holla'd at dem what tha fuck happened.
"Oh fuck it!" Vampire shouted angrily yo. He4 started ta cry sadly. "What fuckin dick did that!"
"I don't give a fuck." I holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Now come on our crazy asses have 2 tell Dumbledor."
We ran outta tha tree n' in2 da castle. Dumblydor was chillin up in his crib.
"Sire is dadz done been shot!" Draco holla'd while we wipped sum tears from his white face. "Enoby had a vision up in a thugged-out dreem."
Dubleodre started ta cockle. "Hahahaha! And How tha fuck due u aspect me ta know Ebonyz not divisional?"
I glared at Dumbledore.
"Look motherfucker." da perved-out muthafucka holla'd angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (c is da toot of crakter). "U know straight-up well dat I aint decisional. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Now git some fuckin ppl up there ta look fo' Series n' Lucian- pornto!"
"Okay." da perved-out muthafucka holla'd up in a intimated voice. "Were is they?"
I fought bout dat shit. Then all of a sudden….. "Longdon." I holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I holla'd at his ass which street yo. Dude went n' called some playas n' did some shiznit fo' realz. After all dem mistunes his schmoooove ass came back n' holla'd playas was goin up lookin fo' em fo' realz. After a while one of mah thugs called his ass again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude holla'd dat they had been found. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Draco, Vampire n' I all left ta our rooms together n' shit. I went wit Draco ta wait up in tha nurses crib while Vampire went ta slit his wrists up in his bangin room. We looked at each otherz gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Suddenly Serious n' Lucian came up in on stretchers….and Proffesor Sinista was behind them!1
Chapter 27. vampirz wil never hurt u
AN: u no wut!111 I dnot giv a gangbangin' fok wut u prepz fink abot me!1111 so stup flamin da fokin rap bichez!1111 fangz 2 raven 4 ur luv n shiznit n help i luv u gurl soz i kodnt update lol I wuz rly deprezzd n I silt muh rists I had 2 go 2 da hospitizzle rraven u rok gurl!11111111111111111111
Every1 up in tha room stated ta cry happly- I had saved em. Drako, Lucian, Serious bond Vampire all came ta gangbang mah dirty ass. Da nurse started ta give dem medicine.
"Cum on Enoby." holla'd Proffesor Sinatra. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch was bustin a gothic blak leader dress wit a cold-ass lil corset top n' real vampir blood on it n' fukin black platinum boots, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. "I gotta rap tha fuckin perdition."
I locked at Lucian, Serifs, Drake n' Vampire. They nodded.
I smelled happily n' went tha fuck into a thugged-out dark room. I had chizzled Profesor Sinista took up some black cards. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch started ta look tha fuck into a funky-ass black crucible bizzle. Kick dat shit! Biatch holla'd… "Tara, I peep drak times is near." Biatch holla'd badly. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch peered tha fuck into da balls. "Yo ass see, you must go back up in time." Biatch took up a Time-Toner like B'loody Mary had. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "When Voldemint was up in Hogwarts before his thugged-out lil' punk-ass became bangin he gut his hearth borken. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Now do you fink da thug would still become Volxemort if da thug was up in love?" I shook mah head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "U must go back up in time n' sedouce his muthafuckin ass. Well shiiiit, it is tha only way. If he is still evil then you must bust a cap up in his muthafuckin ass. Yo ass can come ta mah room tomorrow n' you can do dat shit."
"Okay." I holla'd sadly fo' realz. All our asses dudes id dethz tuch sin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I went outside again n' again n' again sadly.
"What fuckin happened?" axed Draco n' Vampire.
"Yeah what tha fuck happened?" axed Darkness, Willow n' Boldy Mary?
I was bout ta tell dem booty every1 was there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. They was biggin' up Lucian n' Sirius bein fond. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Everyone was proud as a muthafucka of me booty I jut wonted 2 rap 2 Draco. They was cheesin mah name n' some hustlas was there, tryin ta rap battle Dumblydore fo' realz. A banner was put up. Lotz of fuckin prepz was there oviously trin 2 be b goffik werin tha HIM sign on they handz- depite dem not havin akshelly heard of his muthafuckin ass. Even Mista Muthafuckin Noris looked aiiight fo' realz. A blak n' red cake had been brought out. Crabbe n' Goyke set up some fireworx up in tha shape of skulls from Wesleyz Whizard Wises.
I put on mah Invisibilitizzle coke wit Vampire n' Draco n' we sneaked outside 2gether.
Chapter 28.
AN: I sed stop gflmain da rap it wuz a miskat wen profsor relory sed dat ok!11111111 GO 2 FOKENG HELL!1111 U SUK! fangz 2 fily 4 da help!1! raven hav funk wif kiwi!1111111
Us thugs went in2 a funky-ass blak room. Da wallz was blak wit portraitz of gothic bandz lik MCR, GC n' Marlin Mason all over em fo' realz. A big-ass black coffin was up in tha middle. Red vevlet lined da blak box. There was three chairs made of bones wit real skullz up in dem. I wuz bustin a funky-ass blak corset bar wif purple shiznit on it, fishnet suckings n' a funky-ass blak leather thong underneath.
I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So did Drako n' Vampire.
"Is you aiiight?" Vampir axed pottin his thugged-out albastard hand on mine yo. Dude was bustin black nail polish. I was bustin blak nail polish wit red crosses on dat shit.
"Yah I guess." I holla'd sadly. Drako also pot his hand on mine sexily. I smiled sadly wit mah blak lipstick. "Da problem is….I gotta seduce Volxemort. Ill have 2 go bak up in time"
Draco started ta cry sadly. Vampire hugged his muthafuckin ass.
"Itz aiiight Eboby." da perved-out muthafucka holla'd finally. "But what tha fuck bout me, biatch? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, is yo slick ass?"
"Of coarse not!" I gasped.
"Really?" he asked.
"Sure." I holla'd.
We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at our asses longingly.
Then… I took off Dracoz MCR shrift n' seductvely took of his thugged-out lil' pants yo. Dude was hung lik a stallone yo. Dude had replaced tha Vampire tattoo dat holla'd Enoby on dat shit. Black roses was round dat shit. I gasped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude lookd exactly lik Gerard Way. Vampire took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz aiiight b4).
I took of mah threadz den we was up in 4 da rid of r lif.
We started frechin as we climbed tha fuck into tha cofin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude put his spock up in mah you-know-what n' passively our phat asses done did dat shit.
"I gots a straight-up boner fo' you Eboby. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." da perved-out muthafucka screamed as we gots a orgasm. Us thugs peeped Vampire filmed every last muthafuckin thang perfectly. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly….
"WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!"
It was….Snope n' Profesor McGoggle!111