Chapter 41.
AN: 2 every1 hu kepz flamin diz GIT S LIF! I bet u proly odnt no hu gerod way is ur proly al prepz n' pozers!11111 neway sum1 hakked in2 mi akkount up in November n' dey put up mah last chaptah but now der be a freshly smoked up 1. im surry 4 nut updatin while but ive been rilly bizzy. im tryin 2 finish da rap b4 da freshly smoked up porno kumz out. Im gong on vacation 4 a mons I aint gonna be bak until abott 2 weeks. OMFG drako iz so bangin' up in all da pix 4 da freshly smoked up porno!111 I wunted dem 2 put a kameo by geord way lol dat schmoooove muthafucka hsud play drako. if u flame ill slit muh risztz!11 raven u rok gurl hav funk up in ingland.
When I wook up I wuz up in a strange room. I loked round I wuz bustin da same tracksuit I had when is performed wif XBlakXTearX!11 I looked arund confusedly. Well shiiiit, it wuz da Norsez crib but it looked difrent son! On da wall wuz a pik of Marlyin Munzon!1111 (just imagin dat he be a 80s goffik crew 2 aiiight koz he is mo' oldschool den panic, biatch? at da dizcko or mcr) der wuz also a goffik blak Beatlez calander wit a picture of tha beetlez werrin iyeliner n' blak cloves. On it holla'd '1980.'
"OMFG! Im back up in Slim Tim again!111" I screamed loudly. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly Satan(dis is straight-up voldimort 4 photo refrenss!). Voldimort wuz bustin a funky-ass blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans n' fishnet pantz yo. Dude looked so sexah I almost had a orgy!11
"OMFG Enoby r u ok." Dude axed gothikally.
"Yah Im aiiight 4 ur in4mation." I snapped sexily. "OMG is I dedd?" koz I remembered I had jumped up in front off da cap from Jamez gun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I also rememberd cin Drako bustin it wif Snap!111
I guessed dat when I had slit mi wrists I had went bak up in tim instead of dieing. I knoew I could go forward up in time if I found a time-toner or da tim machine.
"No ur not dead as fuckin fried chicken." Satan reassured suicidally as da perved-out muthafucka smokd a cold-ass lil blunt sexily n' smoke came all over his wild lil' face. "Ur a vampire so u kant take a thugged-out dirtnap frum a funky-ass bullet. Cum on now lets go c how tha fuck Hairyz daddy is bustin."
I noo dat da real reason I didn't take a thugged-out dirtnap from da ballet was koz I was from da future. "WTF! Jizzy almust blasted Luciious!" I holla'd indigoally. I knew dat Jizzy had straight-up ben possezzed yo, but I didn't want him2 know I knew.
"Yah I know but dat schmoooove muthafucka had a headache da thug wz under a shitload of stress." Satan reasoned evilly.
"I guess thatz ok." I holla'd cuz Jizzy hadn't straight-up blasted Lucian. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Also I noo dat Lucian wood now have 2 arms instead of 1. I strutted seduktivly outside wit Satan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddeni I saw a straight-up sexi goffik bi guy!11 Dude had bleched blond afro wiv blak streaks up 2 his wild lil' fuckin ears n' da thug wuz bustin goffik blak iliner, a funky-ass blak Chronic Dizzle hoodie (it flossed billy joel wiv bolnd afro since dat shiznit was da eighties), blak congress Nikes n' black baggy pants yo. Dude strutted up in all sexly like Gerrd way up in tha vido fo' I Don't 3 u lyk I did yesterdizzle n' you cud peep a funky-ass blak tear on his wild lil' grill lyk da wmn up in dat vizzle. "Hey." Dude sed all qwietly n' goffically.
"Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck da fuck is that?" I axed angrly cos I did nut kno his muthafuckin ass.
"Dis is…Hedwig!11" Sed Volximort. "Dude used ta be up in XBlackXTearX 2 but dat schmoooove muthafucka had 2 dropp up koz his thugged-out lil' punk-ass broke his thugged-out arm.
"Yo Hedwig." I holla'd seductively evn tho I wuz nut trin ta b.
"Lol hi Enoby." Dude answered but then he ran away bcos dat schmoooove muthafucka had afro of magical creature yo. Dude was hummin Welcum 2 da Blak Prade under his breth( I no dat aint 80s but pretend it is ok!)
"Bye." I sed all sexily.
"Dat was Hedwig yo. Dude used 2 b mah boifreind but we broke up." Satan holla'd sadly, lukin at his blak nails.
"OMFG I can git u bak 2gether!" I holla'd fingerin suttin' I didn't give a fuck wuz up in mah pocket- a funky-ass blak Kute is What we Aim 4 cideo ipod dat I could take vizzlez wif (duz ne1 elze no bout dem, biatch? dey kik azz!).
"Ok u can 4get bout ur class fo' now, Hedwig. Im goin 2 show u suttin' grate!1" I hustled dem ta da Great Hall. "Cum on u hoes."
Lucian, James, Serious n' Snake was all up in da Grate Hall. Lucian woudnt rap wiv Jizzy cuz dat schmoooove muthafucka had tried 2 blast his muthafuckin ass.
"Go fuk urself you fukkin douche!" da perved-out muthafucka shouted at his muthafuckin ass. "Drako is never gong 2 b frendz wit vampire now!1"
"Yah go fuck urself Samaro!" Snape agreed but I noo da thug wuz lyin koz it had been his wild lil' folt Jizzy had almost blasted Lucian.
"B on tha down-low u hoes." I holla'd sexily. Mi plan waz hustlin oot pimped out. Now I kood make Voldement phat wivout bustin it wit him! Now Vampirez daddy wood never take a thugged-out dirtnap n' "OK Satan n' Hedwig, u pimps can start makin out." I holla'd n' I started 2 film dem wiv da ipod.
"Kool." holla'd Serious as Voldemort n' Hedwig started 2 make up sexily. Us thugs peeped it as tdey started 2 take each odderz cloves off sexily. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Samaro, Serious, Snake n' Lucian all peeped koz dey wer prolly bi. I noo Snape was bi.
"Oh mah fukkin god hommie biaaatch! Voldimort son! Voldimort!" screamed Hedwig as his wild lil' freakadelic glock touched Voldemort's.
But suddenly every last muthafuckin thang stopped as da door opend n' up in kame…Dumblydore n' Mista Muthafuckin Norris!111111111111
Chapter 42. da blak parade
AN: aww shiiiit dawg da freshly smoked up book iz kummin up rlly soon I kant wait!1111. I fink dat snap is ghon be straight-up tha same thug as Volximort koz dey is both haff-blood so dat will explain y he kild dumblydore n' dat schmoooove muthafucka hated hairy!1111 nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicizzle so voldimort will take a thugged-out dirtnap koz da thug will rilly be a horcrox!111 aww shiiiit dawg I hope draco nd harry git 2getha dat is ghon be all kindsa shmexxy, aint gonna it, biatch? If dey don't den JKR is hamophobic!111111 fangz 4 da help wiv facts, medusa u rok!111
I sat pissed offly up in Dumbledorkz crib wiv Hedwig, Satan, James, Serious, Snap n' Lucian. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Dumbledore was chillin up in front of our asses wackly yo. Dude looked mo' lil' den da ruffneck did up in da future yo. Dude had taken da ipod away n' wuz now lizzenin 2 a shitty Avril Levine song.
"What da hell is dis anyway?" his schmoooove ass cackled meanly. I hoped da ruffneck didn't smoke up dat I was frum another time.
"Whatever u do don't blame Ibony, u jerk." Satan holla'd.
"Yah, siriusly dat biiiiatch was tryin ta git Satan n' Hedwig back together." Serious holla'd deviantly.
"Be on tha down-low you Satanists." Dumbledore cockled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "If ur dirty I be bout ta probably bust u all ta Akazaban! That will teach u ta copolate up in da Great Hall." Dude chizzled tha cold lil' woo wop on da ipod 2 a n'Sync song. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly I noticed sumfin phat bout da Ipod. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dat shiznit was slowly chonging! Dumblydore didn't notece.
"Yo ass fuckin poser." I muttoned.
"I bet you've never herd of GC." Jizzy holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Know I knew waht da iPood was chongin in2- Morti McFlyz tim machine!11
"Shut up Jomes!" Drakoz daddy shouted.
"Yeah shut tha fuck up!" Snake holla'd preppily.
"No u shut tha fuck up Dumblydore!1111" holla'd Tom.
"I've had enough of u Satanists up in mah school!" shouted Dumbledore spuriously.
Suddenly I grabed da iPood from his muthafuckin ass. "Evry1! Jump up in b4 itz 2 l8! I jumped in2 dat shit. But only 1 odder thug jumpd in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it was…..Satan.
"Yo ass dunderheads!1111111111" screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went.
I looked around. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I wuz up in da Slitherin conmen room wiv Satan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I was bustin a funky-ass blak plaid miniskirt wit bangin' pink fishnetz, a thugged-out dirty blak MCR corset n' blak stiletto boots wit pink pentagroms on dem. My fuckin earrings was blake Satanist sins n' mah raven afro was all round mah crazy ass ta mah mid-black.
"Yo kool where iz dis?" he axed up in a emo voice.
"Dis is da future. Dumbeldorez iPood dat tha pimpin' muthafucka tried ta take away from me wuz straight-up also a tim machine." I holla'd at his muthafuckin ass.
"Kool whatz a ipatch?" da thug whimpered.
"It aint nuthin but somefin u use 2 lizzen 2 music." I yakked.
"OMFG kool wait whatz a 4-letter-wurd 4 dirt?" he esked up in his sexah voice.
"Um I guezz sand?" I laid confuesdly.
"Yah I wuz just triinyg ta make shizzle u was stil da same perzon." Dude triumphently giggled.
Suddenly a shitload of mah playaz strutted in.
"OMG yo ass is fuckin kickin it!" holla'd Ginny bustin a funky-ass blak leather jocket, blak baggy baggy-ass pants n' a goffik black Frum First ta Last shirt. I explained 2 her why I was kickin it.
"Konichiwa, biiiatch." holla'd Willow. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch was bustin a funky-ass blak corset showin off her tittizzles wit lace all round it n' red stipes on dat shit. With it dat biiiiatch waz bustin a funky-ass blak leather miniskirt, big-ass blak boots, white foundation, blak eyeliner, red eyeshadow, n' blak lipstick.
"Yo, motherfucker." Said Diabolo wit his bangin red afro yo. Dude waz bustin a funky-ass black P?ATD t-shiznit n' blak baggy pants.
"Yo whose that, Ibony?" B'loody Mary dissed as dat biiiiatch strutted up in bustin a funky-ass black t-shiznit wit a red pentarom on it wit lace all up in tha bottom, red letther baggy-ass pants wit blak lace, n' black stolettoes.
"Oh its Satan." I holla'd at her n' she nodded knowin da truth.
Suddenly Satan started ta cry like a muthafucka.
"Is you aiiight Satan?" we axed concernedly.
"OMFG ur from da future!1! What if u don't like m no mo' koz was from difrent times?" he asked.
"No I still like yo thugged-out ass." I holla'd sexily ta his muthafuckin ass.
"Ok." Dude holla'd ressuredly. I let his ass lizzen 2 Teenagers by MCR on mah ipod while I was bout ta go outside ta smoke up some fingz. I gave Diabolo a signal ta keep Satan occupied. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Satan fell tha fuck asleep. I took tha iPood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I was bout ta strutt outside. Profesor Sinista ran in!1111 Biatch was bustin a gothic blak minidress wit wack blak stripes, white n' blak stripped tights, n' red converse shoes. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch was bustin LOTS of blak iliner.
"Oh mah fuckin god, wherez Draco!111 How tha fuck did Snap git back here biaaatch! I tohot da thug wuz up in Azerbaijan." I axed sadly.
"Ebony I was so worried abott u but I know you can't fuckin take a thugged-out dirtnap cuz yo ass be a vrompire. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Snape came back cuz dat hoe Britney freed his muthafuckin ass. I never was horny bout her dat biiiiatch was a wack hustla." Trevolry holla'd reassuredly.
"That biiiatch!11 Did she also free Hargrid n' Loopin?" I shouted angrily. I hated Britney cuz dat biiiiatch was a gangbangin' fuckin prep.
"Yes yes y'all, they is on tha loose at dis school. Dumblydore is back Cornelia is on his way ta help evry1. Tell evry1 u peep ta lock theyselves up in they conman room!" Trevolry holla'd worriedly.
"OK. But wherez Dracko, biatch? How tha fuck cum da thug was bustin it wit Snap?"
"I dunno why but I know he almost tried 2 commit suicizzle afta da perved-out muthafucka saw u almost bust a cap up in urself." her big-ass booty holla'd.
"OMG datz shitty!" I gasped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Satan was still asleep, so his schmoooove ass couldn't tell what tha fuck was goin on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Then I holla'd "Lizzen evry1, I have sumthang imptent ta do. up in hr evry1 stay!" wiv dat I ran out.
"Dope luck Tara!11" mah playas cried.
I ran sexily down tha staris in2 da Grate Hall while da portraits round looked all up in mah grill scaredly. There was hardly ne1 else up in tha stairs nd tere was a atmosphere of horrer n' shit. On da way I saw Britney bustin up on da stairs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch was bustin a a supa-hoty pink hoodie wiv flowers on it, a funky-ass blu jean skirt Abercromie n' pink stiletoos. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch looked jest like a pentagram of dem fuckin preps Hilery Duff n' Lindsey Lohan.
"Yo ass fuckin biiiatch!111" I shouted angrily.
"Fuck dat shit, yo' straight-up a funky-ass biiiatch. Now Voldemort will like straight-up bust a cap up in u!" she laughed.
"Crucious!1" I shouted selectively pontificatin mah blak wand n' her big-ass booty started beatboxin koz dat biiiiatch was bein tortured n' I laughed sodistically.
"No!1 Help me!1 Please!1" Britney screamed terrifiedly.
I put up mah middle finger at her n' shit. In her hand I saw da vizzle camera Snape n' Lumpin had used ta take da vizzle of mah dirty ass. I put tha tape of Voldimort bustin it wit Hedwigg onto dat shit. Then I continued ta rown down tha stairs wit tha camera. When I had reached da Grate Hall I saw Vampire Potter n' shit. "OMG Vampira!111" I yielded.
Our thugged-out asses hugged each udder happily yo. Dude locked all up in mah grill wif his wild lil' freakadelic gothic red eyes n' spiky blak afro fo' realz. Around dem was blak eyeliner n' iShadow yo. His Dude wus bustin a funky-ass blak leather Jackson, ledder pants, a Panik at da Disko gangbang hoodie n' his blak congress shoes yo. Dude looked mor like Joel from Dope Charlote than eva n' shit. (did u hear der cold lil' woo wop da river it rox!1)"I wus so worried you died!" moaned Vampire.
"I know but Im a vampire lol. When I raised up I wuz back up in 1980, so neway I looted Voldimort from when da thug was yung wit mah dirty ass."
"Wherez Draco?" I axed spuriously.
"Draco, biatch? Yo ass mean dat fukkin poser whoz ass betroyed yo slick ass?" Vampir snarkled wit anger up in his fuckin lil' dirty voice.
"I NO BUT WE HAV 2 FIND HIM." I SED SMARTY.
"I be bout ta do it den." Harry holla'd angstily.
"OK." I argreed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Suddenly….all da lights up in da room went up fo' realz. And den….da Dork Mark rocked up.
"Oh mah fuckin satan!" Harry shouted.
"I fink Voldimort has arrivd." I sed anxiously. "Fuck, I gotta find Draco!1 I guess we shood separate."
"Ok." Vampire sed diapperating. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sadly I ran tha fuck into tha Great Hall.
Chapter 43.
AN: I fink afta dis I wil hav abott 2 or three mor chapterz. Fangz 2 all muh revyooers not das flamers if u flamed sis rap den u suk!111111 if u flam den fukk u!111
I strutted sexily tha fuck into tha Great Hall. Dat shiznit was empty except fo' one person. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Draco was there biaaatch! Dude sat der up in deddly bloom up in his blak 666 t-shirt n' his baggy blak pants yo. Dude had slit his wrists!111 I felt mad at his ass fo' bustin a nutwith Snape but I felt sorry fo' his muthafuckin ass yo. Dude looked just like Gerard Way wit his bangin red eyes n' his thugged-out lil' pale white face.
"Draco is you aiiight?" I asked.
"I aint aiiight." da perved-out muthafucka screamed pissed offly.. n' you KNOWS of tha MCR cold lil' woo wop nd I gots even mo' pissed off koz dat cold lil' woo wop always make me cry like a muthafucka. I gave his ass a pot blunt n' da perved-out muthafucka started ta smoke dat shit.
"Oh Draco why did you do it wit dat fuckin bastard Snape?" I axed teardully.
"I-" Draco fuckin started ta say but suddenly Lupin n' Mista Muthafuckin Norris appearated in2 da room! They didn't peep us.
"Im so glad we me n' Snape was freed." holla'd Loopin.
"Dam, dis thang would be pimped out if it wasn't 4 da fukkin hustlas!" Mista Muthafuckin Norris argreed.
"Pop addelum!111" I yielded angrily pointin mah wand at em.
"Noooooooo!1" Lupin shouted as chains came on his muthafuckin ass. Mista Muthafuckin Norris ran away.
"Yo ass fukkin perv." I holla'd bustin up wiv depthz of evil n' pissed offnizz up in mah voice. "Now u have 2 tell our asses where Voldimort is or I be gong 2 torture u!"
"I don't now where he is!1111" holla'd Loopin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly Satan n' Vampire ran in2 da room. Vampir didn't give a fuck whoz ass Satan was straight-up.
"Oh mah satan, we was so worried bout u guys!1" Vampire holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I looked sexily at Draco wit his wild lil' freakadelic goffik red eyes wit contacts, blak t-shirt dat holla'd 666 on it n' pale skin like Gerord Way, Vampir wit his fuckin lil' dirty blak afro n' red eyes just like Frank Iero n' Satan whoz ass looked jist like Brandan Urie then.
I selectively took tha caramel from mah pocket fo' realz. And then….. I fuckin started frenchin Draco sexily. Loopin gasped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Draco fuckin started ta take all of his cloves off n' I could peep his white sex-pack. Then Vampire took his own clotes off like a muthafucka. We all fuckin started makin up 2gther sexily. I took off mah blak leather bra, mah blak lace thong n' tha rest of mah clothes. Every1 took they glocks up except 4 me im a hoe lol. "Oh mi satan! Draco!" I screamed as he put his hardnizz up in mah thangy Den da ruffneck did da same fin ta Harry. I fuckin started makin up wiv Satan n' he joined in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "OMS!111" cried Vampire. "Oh Vampire biaaatch! Vampire!" I screamed screamed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Oh Satan!" yelled Harry up in pleasore. Loopin peeped up in shock. Wee took turns bustin torture curses on his ass koz we was all sadists, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly…..
….a big-ass blak hoopty dat holla'd 666 on tha license plate flew strait all up in da windows fo' realz. And Snap wuz up in it!11
Chapter 44.
AN: well I hav noffin 2 say but evrt1 stup glammin ok!111 if any gofik ppl r readin dis den u rok!11 aww shiiiit dawg I stil kant wait 4 da porno!1 tom fleton is so bangin' lol i hop harry wil bekum gofik koz mi frend holla'd at mah crazy ass he iz rlly emo up in dis book!1111 omfg im leevin dubya pretty soon kant wait son! Diz wil prolly be da last chaptah until I kum bak.
"Datz mi car!" blasted Draco angrily. But suddenly dat shiznit was revealied whoz ass was up in da car. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiiit, it wuz….Snape!
"I shall free you Loopin but first you must help me bust a cap up in these idiotic donderheads." da perved-out muthafucka holla'd wackly from tha hoopty as it flew circumamcizin above us. "Ebony Dark'nizz Dementia Raven Way must be capped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Den tha Dork Lord shall never die!"
"Yo ass fuckin prep!" yelled Draco. Then he loked all up in mah grill sadly. "I forgot ta tell u, Ebony. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Snape made me do it wit his muthafuckin ass. I didn't straight-up bust a nutx his ass but he a ropeist!"
We all put our threadz on quickly except Satan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Us thugs was so scarred!1 But Satan didn't chizzle. Instead his schmoooove ass chizzled tha fuck into a playa wit gren eyes, no nose, a gray robe n' white skin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude had chizzled into… Voldemont!111
"I knew whoz ass thou was all along." his schmoooove ass cackled evilly n' sarcastically all up in mah face. "Now I shall bust a cap up in thee all!" Thunder came up in da room.
"No plz don't bust a cap up in us!" pleaded Vampire. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly Willow, B'loody Mary, Diabolo, Ginny, Drocula, Fred n' Gorge, Hargrid, McGonagall, Dumblydore, Serious n' Lucian all ran in.
"What tha fuck iz da meanin of dis?" Dumblydore axed all angrily n' Voldimort lookd away (bcos dumblydore is da only whizard he is scared of.) Dude did a spell n' suddenly his broomstick came ta his ass sexily. Volxemort flew above tha roof evilly on his broomstik.
"Oh mah goth!" Slugborn gosped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! (geddit kos im goffik)
"Da Dark Lord shall bust a cap up in all of yo thugged-out ass. Then you must submit ta him!" Snape ejaculated menacingly.
"Yo ass fuckin preppy fags!" Serious shouted angrily.
"I know a gangbangin' four-letter word 4 dirt, CRUCIATUS!" screamed Harry but da sparks from his wand only hit Dracoz car. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiiit, it fell tha fuck down Snap quickly crowled outta it n' picked up tha cideo camera.
"Oh mah fuckin god!1" I cried becoze tha vizzle of me up in da bathrum, tha vizzle of me dong it wif Drako n' tha vizzle of Satan bustin it with
"If you bust a cap up in me then deze cideos is ghon be shown ta mah playas up in tha skull. Then u can be just like dat goffik hoe Paris Hillton." Dude laughed meanly.
"No!" I scremed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "FYI I hav da picter of u bustin it wit Loopin!11"
"Whats dat dunkadelic hoe rappin' abott?" Lupin slurped as da perved-out muthafucka sat up in chains.
"I saw 2 she gunna show evry1 da picter!111" Harry shouted angrily.
"Shut up!111'" Lumpkin roared.
"Foolish ignoramuses!" yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. "Thou shall all dye soon."
"Think again n' again n' again you fuckin muggle poser!1" Harry yelled n' then he n' Diablo n' Navel both took up blak guns muthafucka! But Voldimort took up his own one.
"U guyz is up in a Latin stand-of!111" I shouted despariedrly.
"Acco Nevelz wand!11" cried Voldrimort nd suddenly Nevilz wind was up in his hands. "Now I shall bust a cap up in thee all n' Evony u will die!11111"
Dude maid lightin come all over da place.
"Save our asses Ebony!" Dumbledark cried.
I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 tha commen room n' slit mah wrists wit mi playaz while we peeped Shark Attak 3 n' Saw 2 n' do it wit Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefin mo' impotent.
"ABRA KEDABRA!11111" I blasted.