A/N Disclaimer: I do not own the Storm Hawks or the song that is mentioned.

Title: Shipper

Pairings: None...or is there?

Summary: The Dark Ace ships...CyclonisxFinn?!

Genre: Humour

Rating: M for swearing

Words: 510

Shipper

To say Cyclonis was annoyed at her top commander would be an understatement. If it wasn't for the fact that he was the only one she could have an intelligent conversation with, he would be dead.

And the bastard knew that. So what does he do? Every time the Storm Hawks and her are near each other, he plays cheesy romantic songs. Not only does that happen, but the songs get louder and cheesier when she is near the sharpshooter of said Storm Hawks.

Which is what was happening now, because the music distracted the Storm Hawks long enough for her talons to capture them. At least it was good for one thing.

"Cyclonis, why is Nothing's Gonna to Stop Us Now by Starship is playing?" Aerrow asked, despite being tied up. Brave soul, especially when it was clear that Cyclonis was gloomier than ever.

"One, it's really sad you know that, the song is super-old." Cyclonis ignored the undignified 'hey' from the Dark Ace, "And two, I can't find the fucking thing to turn it off and someone thought it would be a good idea."

"That really doesn't answer Aerrow's question," Finn said,

"None of you are in the position to ask me any questio-" Cyclonis' eye twitched as the music suspiciously turned off. "What is he up to?" She muttered, standing still and putting all her concentration on her hearing.

Too bad the Dark Ace was like a spider and able to move silently, no matter how good someone's hearing was. Before Cyclonis knew what was happening, she was falling, seeing where she was heading she frowned. As her body came in contact to Finn, who couldn't move due to being typed up, both of them fell on the ground. As luck would have had it, the final position was quite a suggestive one.

Before Cyclonis got up, the music turned back on to the stupid Starship song. Growling and ignoring the goose bumps and butterflies she had, the empress started planning ways to kill her commander.

"Oh for fuck's sake, who cares if I just have dumbasses to talk to? Enough is enough." Cyclonis yelled, getting up from the blond and taking Aerrow's two switch blades, "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU DARK ACE!"

"YOU HAVE TO FIND ME FIRST!" With that, the music was turned up full volume despite the fact that Cyclonis was now pursuing her commander so she could strangle him.

"Well, that is weird," Aerrow muttered, "But at least we have time to figure getting out of these ropes. Any ideas?"

"I can untie you guys," Finn muttered, now standing in front of his teammates.

"Finn, how did you get out of your chair?" Piper exclaimed,

"The knot fell apart when I was knocked over...So am I untying you guys or do you want to untie yourselves?" Finn smirked; clearly delighted that he would be the one who let his teammates out of their prison, so to speak.

The rest of the Storm Hawks sighed, recognising Finn's gloating smirk but didn't deny the help.

TBC

A/N Cyclonis and Finn will not get together, Dark Ace just likes the pairing...or will they get together?

I actually like 'Not Gonna Get Us' but it is a cheesy song. Also, in the next installment of 'Shipper', an OC may or may not appear. I haven't decided yet.