Oh my gosh! Thank you for all of your reviews! Eaglepebble- Breezewhisker can't be a co-host, can she be security? I could make it would work. And SQUAREYBLONDEMEOW, no daring Jayfeather. (Watches last show) OH MY GOSH! THEY TORTURED JAYFEATHER! (Kills Blueheart and myself) Breezewhisker is Host for this episode, but just this one.
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Doctor: Hello, is this the Warriors Torture Show?
Frostpaw: yes, why?
Doctor: The writer of this show and Blueheart is currently dead.
Tigerstripe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BLUEHEART!
Frostpaw: Then who's writing this? And who's are host?
Doctor: Sparrowfur is writing this story and Breezewhisker is host.
Tigerstripe: Who is Sparrowfur?
Doctor: the writer's equivalent of a cat.
Everyone: what?
Doctor: the writer as a cat
Everyone: oh.
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Alliances:
Host: Breezewhisker- She-cat w/ thick brown fur and dark jade green eyes. Funny type of hostile Ex:(I kiiill you!) Very crazy. Flirts with Tigerstripe.
Co-host: Frostpaw- white. blue eyes, Icewing's daughter
Co-host: Flamekit-orange. Green eyes, does not say r's, the r's are w's.
Security:
Myrtlesong- Pretty pale silver tabby she-cat with green eyes. She has a rather disturbing and unsettling like for violence and has a HUGE crush on Lionblaze. Anyone who asks her out who isn't Lionblaze gets either punched up or tasered.
Whitestripe- A black she-cat with white strips ears and paws. Grey tail.
Dovewing-Gray she-cat w/ a white wing shaped patch on each side of her back and blue eyes.
Energetic and kind. Crazy about Flamekit.
Tigerstripe- Lt. orange w/ brown stripes
Camera crew:
Icewing- white. Lt. blue eyes.
Firetail- orange. Green eyes
Cloverdapple- light brown and white dappled she-cat
Swiftshadow- black-and-white she-cat with blue eyes. Likes fire, slightly insane, and hates Darkstripe.
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Breezewhisker: Heyyyy, Tigerstripe!
Tigerstripe: I have a mate.
Everyone: You do?
Tigerstripe: yes. Blueheart.
Everyone: (gasp)
Frostpaw: are you really surprised?
Everyone: No. I guess not.
Doctor: Blueheart and the writer are alive! The writer refuses to get up and Blueheart is in the nursery.
Everyone: YAY!
Breezewhisker: OK, OK! Time to start!
Thornclaw: Myrtlesong, will you go out with me?
Myrtlesong: NO! THIS IS FOR LIONBLAZE! (punches Thornclaw and tazers him)
Flamekit: Hey, we didn't give you tazews yet! Whewe did you get that one?
Myrtlesong: let's just say one policeman is missing a tazer…
Policeman: give me back my tazer!
Myrtlesong: ok…
Policeman: ok thanks! (leaves)
(security gets tazers)
Breezewhisker: OK, OK, OK! LET'S GET STARTED! Ok, the dares are Firestar to sing "Baby" by Justin Beiber, Whitestripe has to kiss Tigerstar and no one can stop her, Leafpool to act crazy and hyper and talk to her-self, Hawkfrost must confess his love for Ivypaw in front of all of Thunderclan and the Dark Forest, Lionblaze must sind "I'm a Gummy Bear" and follow Firestar around until he explodes,
Cinderpelt must say she loves Tigerstar and make out with him for one full minute in front of Goldenflower, Firestar, Sasha and Bramble claw, who can do nothing about it, Breezepelt must say what he really thinks about Hollyleaf, and for Crowfeather to beg for Feathertail to come back and mate with her while Nightcloud and leafpool watching. Then Nightcloud and Leafpool have to take care of them with no harm. (eye twitch)
Flamekit: ok. Let's get wight to it.
Dovewing: (throws down Flamekit plushie and huggles real Flamekit) SO ADORABLE! I LOVE FLAMEKIT!
Flamekit: youwe huwting me!
Dovewing: ok! (lets go)
Breezewhisker: ok. We will only do some of the dares. Sorry to anyone who's dares are not here. They will be in the next episode.
Firestar: THIS IS FOR SANDSTORM!
Ohh wooaah (3x)
You know you love me,I know you care
Just shout whenever, And I'll be there
You want my love, You want my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart
Are we an item? Girl quit playing
Were just friends, What are you saying
Said theres another, Look right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine mine
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine,mine (oh oh)
For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe, we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool, But I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
And im in pieces, Baby fix me
And just shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream
Im going down, down, down, dooown
And I just can't believe my first love would be around.
And I'm like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohhh
I thought youd always be mine, mine
Bramble
When I was 13, I had my first love,
There was nobody that compared to my baby,
And nobody came between us or could ever come above
She had me goin' crazy,
Oh I was starstruck,
She woke me up daily,
Don't need no Starbucks.
She made my heart pound,
And skip a beat when I see her in the street and,
At school on the playground,
But I really wanna see her on the weekend,
She know she got me gazin',
Cuz she was so amazin',
And now my heart is breakin',
But I just keep on sayin'...
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine, mine
(I'm gone)
Yeah, yeah, yeah (6x)
(Now Im all gone, now im all gone, now im all gone)
Gone, gone, gone,(gone)
I'm gone.
Breezewhisker: ok… did anyone give him the dare?
Frostpaw: no...
Whitestripe: (kisses Tigerstar)
Tigerstar: (runs away screaming)
Leafpool: (high-picthed and fast) hi, Leafpool! Hello, Leafpool! Let's jump of the cliff and go into the Room!
Breezewhisker: ...
Hawkfrost: (in front of Thunderclan and Dark Forest) I love Ivypaw!
Tigerstar: He is not my son!
Lionblaze: Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear
Oh Yeah!
(Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy bear) [Pop! ]
Bing ding ba doli party
Zing bing ba doli party
Breding ba doli party party pop [Pop! ]
Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear
Oh Yeah!
(Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy bear) [Pop! ]
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum
Three times you can bite me
Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear
Oh Yeah!
(Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy bear) [Pop! ]
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Three times you can bite me
Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear
Yes, I'm a Gummy Bear!
Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear.
I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear,
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear
Oh Yeah!
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Haha Duba duba yum yum
Three times you can bite me
(Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy Gummy bear) [Pop! ]
Myrtlesong: LIONBLAZE! (huggles him)
(Lionblaze follows Firestar and they both explode.)
Breezewhisker: ok, that's all the time we have today! Bye!
Everyone: on the Warriors Torture Show!
Breezewhisker: Tigerstripe!
(she chases him while he scream and it fades to black)
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Thank you for your support. I was so moved by all the reviews I got in one day and all the dares and applications, I decided to write this early! Thank you!