I'm bored so I'm writing this. YAY!
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Cast & Crew
Host: Blueheart- Lt. blue she-cat with black paws, ear tips, side of tail, and on hair. Star going into a heart on side. Green eyes. (if your confused she's my profile pic.)
Co-host: Frostpaw- white. blue eyes, Icewing's daughter
Co-host: Flamekit- orange. Green eyes
Security:
Myrtlesong- Pretty pale silver tabby she-cat with green eyes. She has a rather disturbing and unsettling like for violence and has a HUGE crush on Lionblaze. Anyone who asks her out who isn't Lionblaze gets either punched up or tasered.
Whitestripe- A black she-cat with white strips ears and paws. Grey tail.
Dovewing-Gray she-cat w/ a white wing shaped patch on each side of her back and blue eyes. Energetic and kind. Crazy about Flamekit.
Tigerstripe- Lt. orange w/ brown stripes
Breezewhisker- She-cat w/ thick brown fur and dark jade green eyes. Funny type of hostile Ex:(I kiiill you!) Very crazy. Flirts with Tigerstripe.
Mistyclaw:A red she-cat with blue eyes and black on her ears. Nice.
Camera:
Icewing- white. Lt. blue eyes.
Firetail- orange. Green eyes
Cloverdapple- light brown and white dappled she-cat
Swiftshadow- black-and-white she-cat with blue eyes. Likes fire, slightly insane, and hates Darkstripe.
Extra:
Snakekit- Blueheart's (and Tigerstripe's) new kit. Boy. Brown. Green eyes. Sly.
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Blueheart: And... Rolling! Hello and welcome to...
Everyone: The Warriors Torture Show!
Blueheart: our first dare today is-
Waterkit: I LIKE PWETTY PONIES!
Flamekit: WATEWKIT!
Waterkit: FLAMEKIT!
Firekit: WATEWKIT!
Waterkit: FLAMEKIT!
Firekit: WATEWKIT!
Tigerstar: TIGERSTAR!
Everyone: ...
Tigerstar: what?
Everyone: ...
Tigerstar: I'll just leave then...
Blueheart: no. you have a dare. But first, Waterkit is Flamekit's brother that disappeared of the face of the earth years ago. And everyone to the Gathering Island!
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Blueheart: I have called this Gathering for 3 ceremonies and a dare. Frostpaw, come up here. Starclan, she is a warrior and you have to call her Frostbite.
Frostbite: YAY! I'm a warrior!
Blueheart: Flamekit and Waterkit, come here.
(they come screaming "FLAMEKIT!" and "WATEWKIT!")
Blueheart: they are Flamepaw and Waterpaw, Frostbite you train Waterpaw. Flamepaw... umm...
Dovewing: ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
Blueheart: Dovewing, Flamepaw.
Dovewing: YAY!
Flamepaw: this is so exiting, Waterpaw! Wait, I thought I coldn't say "r"
Me: When you're a apprentice, you automatically stop.
Flamepaw: oh, ok!
(shows Brambleclaw, Goldenflower, and Sasha tied to a tree)
Cinderpelt: I LOVE TIGERSTAR! (kisses him for 1 min.)
(back at the studio)
Breezepelt: I LOVE YOU, HOLLYLEAF!
Hollyleaf: THAT'S AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! (kills him)
Crowfeather: Feathertail please come back! (on knees praying) please, please, please!
(Feathertail, Nightcloud, and Leafpool appear, with Nightcloud and Leafpool in hiding.)
Crowfeather: Feathertail! (mates with her)
NC & LP: YOU CHEATER! (attacks them)
Blueheart: ok Darkstripe eat 300 pounds of jello that tastes like poop.
Darkstripe: NO!
Blueheart: ok. I was kinda hoping you'd say that. Rose!
(Rose the elephant eats him)
Firestar: (in front of Sasha and Goldenflower) I-I l-love y-you, t-Tigerstar...
S & GF: Attack! (attack him)
(Firestar is revived)
Blueheart: here is some catnip wine!
Firestar: I shouldn't- but ok!
(He's now drunk)
Ancient Greeks: (chasing him around) KITTY!
Blueheart: ok next dare is-
Waterpaw: in the cage you go! You too Tigerstripe! (puts them both in a cage with a unbreakable glass wall)
Tigerstripe: Blueheart!
Blueheart: Tigerstripe!
(both look at Waterpaw)
Both: Waterpaw! Why did you do that?
Waterpaw: it was the dare.
Blueheart: from who?
Waterpaw: (shifts through dares) umm... HawkStarZero (Hawkstar)
Blueheart: Snakekit, break this cage!
Snakekit: BASOOKA! (breaks cage)
Blueheart: Tigerstripe!
Tigerstripe: Blueheart!
(they run dramatically in slow-mo into each others arms)
Blueheart: Snakekit, go make Hawkstar go Boom-Boom.
Snakekit: (at Hawkstar's den) BASOOKA! BOOM-BOOM!
(Hawkstar goes boom-boom)
Snakekit: Bye-Bye on the Warriors Torture Show!
(shows Snakekit screaming "BASOOKA!" and fades to black)
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SOOOOO? How did you like it? I must say I really like it! BYE-BYE!