A/N: One review is enough to make Mochi-chan going! Determination strikes! Thank you Myung Won Ko! I don't understand Korean but you gave me D-E-T-E-R-M-I-N-A-T-I-O-N!


~Gold and Crystal~


Gold was snickering to himself until the door banged open.

"Oh, hey, Crystal!" He says, hiding the article he was reading before that.

"What were you doing?" Crystal sends a questioning glance to her younger brother.

"Nothing, nothing, just hanging around here… in the couch. Y'know, lazy, plain old me?" He smiles, awkwardly scratching his back.

Crystal noticed something definitely wrong. Even her teal hair was sending messages to her brain. Squinting her blue eyes, she calmly walks over to his position. Gold, felt sweat trick down his dark navy blue hair and his black eyes twitching in fear.

And with all her womanly power, she flings the couch.

"Holy Giratina!" Gold exclaims, falling to his sides. The magazine flopping beside him.

Before he could stop his older sister, she picked it up, and to his dismay, she covered her mouth in shock.

"… Gold."

"U….Uh, yeah?"

"Is this the newest issue of Poffin magazine?" Crystal gawked.

Gold gulped, preparing himself to be questioned of his sexual orientation.

"Y-Y-Yes…?" Oh well, it was nice reading all those issues and staring at the female gym leader's bodies.

"Like, oh my Mew, Gold! I totally love this mag! I never thought you do too?! Can I borrow this? I haven't been to the Pokémart lately! I soooo love this magazine!" Crystal gawked, her eyes shining like those desu-desu princess anime shows.

"Um… Sure." Gold says, feeling a little relieved.

"Awww, thanks Gold! You are the best baby brother ever! I so love you!" She said, before taking off to her bedroom.

Gold stopped holding his breath, his Typhlosion glaring at him.

"That was close, right bud?" He cheekily grins at his Pokemon.

Meanwhile, Crystal is clutching her XTransciever while holding onto her Eevee.

"Hey Lyra! So, today, I saw my brother reading Poffin, you know, the magazine? I knew he was gay all along, ever since he played with my Pokemon dolls when he was a baby. Don't you agree, Eevee?" She coos.


A/N: Heehee. I like teasing Gold~!