Quotes

I do not own anything you recognize…

Wayne Day


"Many families think of church as if it was a convention – they send one delegate."

-Wayne Day


"You go," twelve-year-old Dean exclaimed.

"No, it's your turn," eight-year-old Sam shouted back.

The boys were deciding who had to go to church this week. Their dad was out of town and it was their responsibility to go.

"I went last week," Dean stated.

"I went too," Sam retorted.

Dean thought for a minute before saying, "Let's not go."

"Both of us," Sam asked.

"Yeah. Who's gonna know?"

Sam smiled and went to watch cartoons with his brother.