The next day, Discordstar called a meeting. "Clans of teh forest!" Yes, he said teh. "I have invited One Direction to the forest!" After his announcement, a giant stage appeared and One Direction magically flew down.

"You don't know you're beautiful!" Harry screeched. Several cats covered their ears. Then Niall started singing, and the angels sang, too. Every she-cat fainted and some even ran onto stage and tried to steal him. Niall gasped in shock as cats fought over him.

Suddenly, SparklingLemonadekit flew down magicaly and shoo-da-whooped every other cat. "He's mine. Ok?" SparklingLemonadekit had a hint of warning in her mewl. The other cats nodded, and then Niall started singing Little Things to her.

Then one thing came on, and Discokit (one of Ferncloud's not important kit's) became important and became a cat disco ball. He magically floated into the air and started spinning. One direction sang, cats fainted, and cats partied.

When One Direction was preparing to leave, cats started screeching in protest. Niall kissed SparklingLemonadekit and then he poofed away along with the others. Every cat cried and squealed in protest.

Suddenly, a unicorn with a waffle for a face came out of a cloud with a golden she-cat on it. She wore ninja clothes and carried nun-chucks in her mouth. She leaped off the unicorn, did a 360 backflip, and then landed gracefully on the ground. "ZOMG SHE'S HAWT!" The toms squealed.

Discordstar fainted, Dustpelt started screaming, and PSYkit was so amazed he proposed to her. Of course, she said no, so PSYkit went to a corner and cried.

"I am Goldenninja!" The new she-cat announced. Discordstar un-fainted and bowed down to her. "Every town bow down! NOW!" So every tom listened to Discordstar and bowed down, except for PSYkit, who was still sobbing. But Discordstar excused him just this once.

Wafflekit raced up to the unicorn and ate its face. The unicorn neighed and started dancing randomly. So Wafflekit stole the unicorn from Goldenninja. Goldenninja didn't care because she was too busy dealing with the toms that were coming at her like a wave. So Wafflekit rode the unicorn into the distance.

By the time the toms stopped coming at Goldenninja, three days had passed. Wafflekit had came back without the unicorn. Apperantly, she had ate it. Goldenninja had made it quite clear that she didn't want a mate, but still several cats were sobbing. Pancakekit suddenly ate Wafflekit but then somehow she ate him. Then both magically came back.

Strange.


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