Piekit padded up to a huge tree that had just magically grown. "Hi tree!" Piekit meowed. The tree didn't respond, so Piekit shot pie at it until it fell onto a patrol of cats.

Next Piekit padded up to a river. "Hi river!" Piekit meowed. The river didn't reply, so Piekit shot pie at the river until the pie soaked up the water.

"Hi Lionblaze!" Piekit meowed. Lionblaze looked at him. "I like big butts and I cannot lie!" Piekit gasped in fright and shot pie at him. "My butt isn't big!" Piekit hissed, offended.

Piekit now did not know what to do. "Wafflekit, come here so I can eat you." He meowed. Wafflekit padded up and when Piekit shot pie at her she just ate them. "Yum, raspberry." Wafflekit meowed as she trotted away to go see if her unicorn had grown its face back.

Meanwhile, Bramblestar had come back to life. He was trying on different dresses in his secret wardrobe in his den. Lionblaze was also there to try on dresses. "What do you think about this one Lionblaze? Does it make my butt look big?" Bramblestar asked, twirling in a pretty, girly pink dress. Lionblaze's favourite song started playing in his head. "I like big butts and I cannot lie!" He screeched so that all the other clans heard. Bramblestar ran off crying.

Lionblaze padded up to Goldenninja. She was shooting ninja stars at a tree. She was doing awesome flips and dodging the ones that bounced back. "Come at me bro!" She hissed. One of the ninja stars hit Lionblaze. Lionblaze cried.

Berrystumpytail strapped a twig to his tail. "CHANGE MY NAME BACK RIGHT NOW!" He hissed at Discordstar. Discordstar nodded. "No. Now you're called Berrytwigtail." Berrytwigtail nodded his aprovement.

Poppyfrost hit him with a celery stalk. "Go brush my fur!" She hissed. Berrytwigtail nodded and slunk away. He got a comb and brushed her fur. "I think I want to be a leader." He meowed and padded towards Discordstar's den. "Discordstar, I wanna be the leader!" He whined. "Ok." Discordstar meowed.

Thus, Berrytwigtail went to the Moonpool, got 3001 lives, and became Berrystar. He looked at Discordstar and then Bramblestar. "Lets go get Taco Bell. I'm hungry." So they went and got Taco Bell. Berrystar licked his fingers when he was done. "That was yummy." He meowed.

Ferncloud had another kit and named her Frenchkit. "Bonjour, comma ca va?" She meowed. The others didn't know what to say, so Lionblaze just meowed, "Je suis AWESOME!" Frenchkit hissed and swatted at him with peanut butter. Unfortunately, Lionblaze was allergic to peanut butter, so he stayed in a hospital for a week.

"THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAA.!" Frenchkit hissed when Lionblaze got back. They started fighting. Dovewing(who really likes Glee) started singing the glee version of defying gravity. She leaped off a cliff and magically floated around. "I THINK I'LL TRY DEFYING GRAVITY!" She yowled.

Berrystar tried defying gravity and failed, and he lost 100 lives. He cried like a girl until Poppyfrost came and hit him with a celery stalk once again, and she used her power of nagging until Berrystar cleaned up.

And then Spongbob came from under the sea and started singing. Lionblaze sang with him forever.

Just kidding.

After a week they stopped singing because Lionblaze started singing 'Big Butts" again. And Wafflekit also ate her unicorns face.