Quotes
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Lemony Snicket
"One of the world's most popular entertainments is a deck of cards, which contains thirteen each of four suits, highlighted by kings, queens, and jacks, who are possibly the queen's younger, more attractive boyfriends."
-Lemony Snicket
Sam and Dean were playing a game of cards to pass the time.
Dean chuckled.
"What's so funny," Sam asked as Dean's giggle turned into a full fledged laughter.
Dean controlled himself. "Just thinking about when I was a kid playing cards."
"And," Sam asked when Dean didn't continue.
"Okay, well," Dean started, signaling to Sam that this would take awhile, "you figure the queen's hitched to the king, right?" Sam nodded. "Well, I just thought that the queen was screwing the jack. Ya know, he's her younger boyfriend."
Sam shook his head and threw the cards on the table.
He was so not playing anymore.