Me : WAH! I'M SO HAPPY! This fic already reached 100+ views! *sniff* I LOVE YOU GUYS! *wipes tear* And to show you my gratitude, here's the second chappie! (I'm suppose to be studying right now. But what the heck~)
Special thanks to Kitty723 and Hachimitsu Oukan for giving me their suggestions!
Enjoy!
"So... What should we do?" Hikaru mumbled.
"We don't know..." Both Gamma and Beta shrugged.
"Neither do we..." Shindou shooked his head, "And again, how do you show a person's emotion or... feelings?" He reviewed.
"Well," Akane stepped up, "First we need to know what exactly are we looking for. We need to know the equation first. And the answer is 'emotion'. But the question is, what is emotion?" She questioned herself.
"Oh great... Akane is in her science world again..." Midori facepalmed, "Just great..."
"And so she is!" Ichino said in surprise.
"Maybe we can learn how to get Alpha's emotion back by listening to Akane's theory!" Aoyama yelped.
"Ooooooooor, we might die from boredom..." Nishiki pointed out.
"Who cares if we die from boredom?!" Beta raged, "Come on! Continue chesnut!" She demanded.
"Well, In psychology, philosophy, and their many subsets, emotion is the generic term for subjective, conscious experience that is characterized primarily by psychophysiological expressions, biological reactions, and mental states. That's what scientist might say when they heard the word 'emotion'. But as we call it, 'feelings'." She explained, "But to answer the first question, we must solve what made Alpha lost his 'feelings'." She pointed out.
"What made Alpha lost his feelings?" Gamma reviewed, "Well... When he first came to El Dorado, he was more of a peppy, loud, annoying, and outgoing boy. He jokes around to much. So Master erased his emotion so he'll be more serious and focus to our goal of eliminating soccer. right?"
"YES, That is true."
"I'd prefer the old-annoying Alpha than this new-annoying Alpha though..." Beta claim.
"Ahahahah, I see that..." Tenma sweatdropped.
"So, El Dorado erased his feelings because Alpha haven't establish the difference between true emotions and artificial ones. We can see peoples artificial feelings in a movie or when their playing a joke. And Alpha loves to joke around correct? Well, he have failed on showing his real emotion in the first place." Akane proclaim.
"And that means?" Hamano raised an eye brow.
"Alpha's emotion got erased by El Dorado." Akane said plainly, making everybody in the room to do an animefall.
"All those boring explanation for this?" Shinsuke pouted.
"I'm not quite done yet actually..." Akane proclaim, "Can I have a paper and a pen please?"
"Um... sure..." Kirino sweatdropped, he then walks himself through the crowd, takes his notebook and blue pen out of his bag, and gives it to Akane. "Your not going to do anything stupid, are you?"
"Of course not! Science and Logic never jokes around!" Akane glared.
"A-Ah... Gomen..." Kirino sweatdropped.
"So, Akane-san, What are you going to do?" Aoi asked as she looks at the blank paper with a puzzled face.
"You'll see." She replied with a sweet smile. Akane then took a deep breath, exhales, and her eyes suddenly turns into a deep red and sharp gleaming eyes.
"What the?!" Nishiki jumped.
"Oh god! Now her smart side is showing up!" Midori freaked.
"Smart?!"
"Un! Her eyes turn blood red when she's thinking hard! And she's a maniac once she start scribbling down! Like her name, 'Madder'!" Midori proclaim as she runs behind the bench, "Cover your self's men! SAVE YOUR SOULS!"
"Wait what?!"
"Hurry! She'll explode in any minute!" Midori warned.
"Emotion = 9x by feelings 7i, by the calculation of time needed 3(3x-7u)." Akane said out loud as she scribbles down the paper. Red lights then showered above Akane, her sweet smile turns into a wide smirk, and she then starts calculating. "9x - 7i 3x(3x-7u)/ 9X-21u. By practicing in front of the mirror looses 68% of getting back, minus -0,77 making the-"
"OH MY GOD! SHE'S GLEAMING!" Kariya screamed as he hides himself behind Midori.
"SCARY SCARY SCARY!" Shouted Kurumada as he dashes himself through the door.
"IS SHE EVEN HUMAN?!" Amagi asked in disbelief.
"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!" Hayami screeched, "HUMANITY HAS LOST IT'S INSANITY! SCIENCE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! HUMANS AND ANIMALS THEN WILL START EATING CHLOROPLAST AND GREENS AND START DOING PHOTOSYNTHESISING, MAKING POISONOUS OXYGEN THAT WILL MAKE EVERY LIVING CREATURE DIE FROM GLOBAL WARMI-"
"CAN YOU JUST SHUT YOUR FREAKIN' MOUTH FOR A MINUTE AND THINK ABOUT SAVING YOUR OWN SOUL?!" Beta screamed as she pulls Hayami behind a wall. "AND ALPHA! HIDE YOUR BUTT AND GET OVER HERE! YOU WANNA DIE BROH?!"
"-x^2 + 2(k+2)x - 9k = 0, D = 4(k+2)² - 36k = 4k² -20k +16. Then D 0, making f(k) = 4k² -20k + 16, D' = 20², 4*4*16 = 144. So, k = (20 +/- 12) / 8, k = 4 or k = 1, f(k) = 4(k-4)(k-1) : f(k) 0 for 1 k 4. Solution = ] 1 ; 4 [ by getting back the-"
"Kyaa! I'm scared of math! I have a phobia for math!" Aoi squealed as she hugs Tsurugi tightly.
"Oii oii! Calm down!" Tsurugi yelped as he tries to get off of Aoi's tight grip, but failed to.
"GAH! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!" Midori yelped as she covers her head beneath her arms, followed by other gang from the club. A bright white light then flashes, a big boom exploded behind their backs, making almost everyone jumped due of surprised. Smokes and silents then field the air.
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Until...
Fart~
"Eeew! Don't fart your gas out in times like this Gamma!" Beta grumbled as she pinches her nose.
"S-Sorry... Couldn't help it..." Gamma flushed red due of embarrassment.
"G-Gaaah... I think I'm going to die..." Hayami fluttered as his eyes starts swirling around, making almost everybody to sweatdrop.
Not long enough, a figure approached the field's bench. There were 2 gleaming red lights in the foggy fog, but it suddenly turns purple. The fog then starts thinning itself and reveals a standing chestnut-like hair girl standing in front of it. "I did it~" Akane giggled.
"Y-You did?" Sangoku stuttered.
"Haii! I know the answer to Alpha's equation!" She squealed.
"H-How?" Kariya shivered.
"It's simple really. All you need to do is put a little algebra to it, combine Goldbach's conjecture by showing to hold up through 4 × 1018, adding a few logical terms inside the perfect cuboids, and-"
"JUST GIVE US THE ANSWER ALREADY!" Everyone commanded in harmony, making the poor girl to jump.
"Um... Well, by algebra's terms, the answer is 'i /3u'..." Akane replied.
"I /3u?" Shindou reviewed, "What those that suppose to mean? is it a code?"
"Yes! Exactly! It's a code!" Akane flushed pink as she nodded to Shindou's answer.
"A code? Really?" Gamma raised an eye brow.
"Un!"
"But how is it a code? I don't get it..." Tsurugi asked.
"Neither do we..." Both Nishiki and Midori claim.
"Hmm... Ah! Sou sou! I get it now!" Hamano snapped.
"Eh? You do?" Kurama raised an eye brow.
"You do?" Everyone repeat.
"Yup! Like Akane said! It's pretty simple!" He said as he took Kirino's notebook and pen away from Akane, "When I went fishing with an old gramps, He usually uses his Iphone icon to attract fishes. And some times he writes down the exact angle and degrees of the fish he caught. He never uses a space while writing. So what Akane meant, was 'THIS'!" Hamano exclaim as he shows the whole group the notebook, it has a writing on it, it says 'I c3 you'.
"I... love... you..." Alpha read aloud.
"Huh? What does this suppose to mean?" Beta grumbled.
" 'I love you', which means how words that describes a person's feeling to the other person. So maybe, if we ask Alpha if he loves somebody, we can know for sure that he has feelings!" Akane giggled.
"Oh yeah... now that you mention it that way, everything makes sense npw..." Both Shinsuke and Tenma said with a poker face.
"Well then, why not trying asking this koala-guy some questions?" Sangoku said as he patted Alpha's back.
"I'll say!" Tenma grinned, "Oh! Can I ask the questions?" Tenma ask as he points his finger towards himself.\
"Sure, knock yourself out..." Gamma shrugged.
"Okay then! Alpha, I'll be saying a word, and you'll respond by saying another word that first pops through your mind. You get it?" Tenma explained.
"YES." Alpha responded.
"Yosh! First word! 'Emotion'."
"Unknown."
"Feelings."
"Unknown."
"Smile."
"Unknown."
"Cry."
"Unknown."
"Androids."
"Rei Rukh."
"Love."
"Unknown."
"Squirrels."
"Disgusting."
"Beta."
"Ugly."
"HEY!" Beta grumbled.
"Ahahahah, sorry about that Beta-san..." Tenma sweatdropped.
"Hmph!" Beta scoffed.
"A-Anyway, back to the words..." Tenma cleared his throat, "Bunny."
"Averagely ugly."
"Manga's."
"Unknown."
"Anime's."
"Unknown."
"Gamma."
"Stupid."
"WHAT?! AM SO NOT! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I AM THE SMARTEST GUY IN-Ouch!" Gamma got cut off his sentence by a hit by the head by Midori.
"Just shut up so we can get this over with..." Midori grumbled with a vein above her head.
"M-Moving on..." Tenma sweatdropped once again, "Pancakes."
"Unknown."
"Pudding."
"Unknown."
"Monkeys."
"Unknown."
"Marshmallows."
"Unknown."
"Spongebob."
"Idiotic."
"Windows."
"Unknown."
"Dogs."
"Unknown."
"Math equations."
"... Likeness..."
"Eh? You like math?" Kirino sweatdropped.
"YES." Alpha nodded, "Very much..."
"Yay! Someone else that likes math!" Akane jumped in happiness, "Finally! I have a friend to enjoy math with!" She squealed, "Yoroshikkune Alpha-kun!" Akane said while grabbing both Alpha's hand.
"YES." Alpha responded emotion-less-ly.
Shindou then eye twitched there for a second.
"Eh? Shindou? You okay?" Kurama asked concernedly.
"A-Ah... I-I'm fine..." Shindou replied with a slight blush on his face as he looks away. Looks like somebody is jealous~
"Uhum!" Tenma interrupted, "We still have some words left, do you mind?"
"NO. Please do continue Matsukaze Tenma." Alpha requested.
"Uhum! Saa, 'Ping pong'."
"Unidentified."
"Ice cream."
"Unknown."
"Kisses."
"Unknown."
"Photosynthesis."
"Oxygen."
"Yashima Yousuke-san."
"... Hungry..."
"HOLY SYNTHESIZER! YOU GET HUNGRY ONCE YOU HEARD HIS NAME?!" Both Beta and Gamma freaked.
"...YES..." Alpha nodded.
"Don't tell me..." Gamma said in horror, "You turned into a cannibal?"
"Or even worst..." Beta shivered, "You... a-a-a-ate him... Didn't you?" She stuttered.
". . . . . . YES." Alpha once again nodded.
"WAAAAAAH! A CANNIBAL! RUN FOR YOUR LIFES DUDES!" Gamma screamed as he runs away from the purplette, followed by Beta behind his back. "HE ATE YASHIMA-SAN! HE ATE YASHIMA-SAN!"
"... I..." Alpha opened his mouth, "Once ate one of his... fried noodles..." Alpha proclaim, "I sometimes get hungry when I hear his name... his name reminded me of his yakisoba..."
"O-Oh... So that's what you meant..." Aoi sweatdropped.
"Um... so... Now what?" Kurama asked, "Now we know that he has stuff that he likes and dislikes, we now know that he has feelings... But even so, he's not showing it..."
"Yeah... what do we do now?" Shinsuke frowned.
"Saa..." Tenma shrugged.
"Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know!" Aoi jumped in excitement.
"Hm? What is it Aoi?" Shindou asked.
"Why not try SINGING his emotions out?!" She grinned, "We can solve everything by singing! When we're mad, sad, or happy! I always sing my expressions out of my body in that karaoke store down town!" She squealed, "Maybe if we make Alpha sing, he'll show his emotions!"
"Hey... That's a good idea..." Gamma suddenly popped in the crowd.
"Not to shabby..." Beta nodded in agreement, "Then it's settled! We're going to take Alpha to a karaoke place thingy!" Beta jumped.
"Ah man... Why karaoke of all places?" Tsurugi whined, "Besides, Down towns karaoke shop is like miles away from here..."
"Well my good man," Gamma chuckled, "We can always teleport."
"Heheh, even so my good friend," Tsurugi smirked, "That shop only opens at night..."
"That is true..." Aoi nodded.
"We can travel through times you know." Beta giggled.
"Tch..." Tsurugi spitted, Got to think of a better reason... Tsurugi thought. "Well, to be honest with all of you here, that place is haunted..."
"Eh?! H-H-Haunted?!" Both protocol omega captains stuttered.
"Eh? Haunted?" Aoi tilted her head, "Oh yea... That place IS haunted... I heard the story from one of the staff there. They said that the store opened in about 39 years ago. The manager was a man who usually stays late at night to secure the place out. One night, when all the other staffs are gone, the manager went inside one of the rooms and sang a gloomy song. When the other staffs arrives at the shop, the manager was no where to be found. They went searching for him, but found nothing... Until, they looked inside the EXACT same room the manager sang the gloomy song... There, they saw him, hanged up above the ceiling's room. Since then, the gloomy song that once he sang kept on playing around the karaoke store every night... Well, that's what I heard though..." Aoi shrugged.
"K-Kowaii..." Both Beta and Gamma shivered themselves as they hug each other.
"Pffffffffft, oh please, That's not even scary..." Kariya rolled his eyes.
"But still-" Beta shivered.
"-It's scary..." Gamma continued.
"So, does that means we're not going to that place?" Tsurugi asked with high hopes.
"YES! WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GOING TO THAT FREAKIN' PLACE!" Both captains explained.
Yes, no karaoke~ Tsurugi smirked.
"Well, since we can't go to the karaoke store, why don't we go to the Karaoke club?" Tenma suggest.
"Eh? We have a karaoke club?" Hikaru asked.
"EH?! REALLY?!" Aoi jumped.
"Un, I'm sure they'll let us use their own karaoke machine!" Tenma grinned.
"Is it haunted?" Gamma asked in fear.
"Absolutely not! Don't worry!" Tenma smiled.
"Well, since it's not haunted or any sort, let's go!" Beta giggled as she starts walking off the field, followed by the other raimon fellas. "Alpha! Your coming too!" Beta commanded.
"YES." Alpha nodded as he follows the whole group out.
"Tch... curses you Tenma..." Tsurugi muttered to himself.
"? You said something Tsurugi?" Sangoku asked.
"A-Ah... no..."
"Oh... okay, just checking..."
The team plus the omega captains finally made their way to the karaoke club. It was in the fourth floor, next to the roof's stairs. There, Tenma stepped up and knock the door.
"Excuse me!" Tenma knocked, "Anybody there?"
"Ah! Just a second!" A girly voice responded behind the door. The door then went open, a girl showed up in front of the door. She has a short dark brown messy hair, dark brown eyes, and light pink lips. Her uniform is like Aoi's, she had a pink ribbon, which means that she's a first year. But her shirt wasn't tucked in the skirt, and she wasn't wearing any socks or stockings (sock-less), just shoes. She was wearing an un-zipped gray sweatshirt too...
"Whoa... You guys are the schools soccer club right?" The girl asked.
"A-Ah... yes..." Tenma nodded, "Um, mind me asking, can I talk with your club's leader?"
"Hm?" The girl titled her head, "Your talking to her right here... I'm the karaoke club's leader, The names Pu-chan, from class 1-D..."
"W-WAAAH! YOU ARE?! S-SUMIMASEN! I DIDN'T KNOW!" Tenma bowed.
"Nah, It's okay... Anyway, what business do the soccer club have with the karaoke club here?" She asked.
"Ah... ano... well..." Tenma fluttered.
"Here, let me handle this." Shindou said to Tenma as he steps up, "Our friends here wants to do a little karaoke here, so we're here..."
"Oh? Is that so?" She raised an eye brow.
"Yup, we wanted to go to the karaoke shop down town. But it's too far, and um..."
"Haunted?"
"Yes! It's haunted!" Shindou nodded.
"Hmm... So you guys are here to do some karaoke?" Pu-chan reviewed.
"Un! So... Is it okay for us to use your machine?" Tenma ask.
"Sure! That's what the karaoke club is all about!" Pu-chan grinned, "Come in!" She smiled.
"Sorry for disturbing you!" Everyone excused.
Everyone then took a step forward and went in 'aw'. The club room of that club was extraordinary, the place is bigger than the outside. And the place was well done. The walls are colored in light green with a white patterned butterflies on it. There was a big sofa, it was pink and had a zebra colored pillow above it, a fluffy ocean blue rug on the floor, multi-colored bean bag chairs every where, there was also a tiny white round table in the middle of the room too. Not only that, there's a small stage on where the singers must sing, a huge flat monitor and multiple posters everywhere! Almost every famous singers are hanged up. Taylor swift, One direction, Kyary pamyu pamyu, Selena gomez, Justin bieber, you name it!
"Whoa..." Shinsuke said in 'aw', "This place is so cool!"
"Thanks! I decorated it myself!" Pu-chan smiled.
"By the way, where are the other karaoke members?" Kirino asked, "Shouldn't they be watching over this place?"
"What to you mean 'other members'?" Pu-chan raised an eye brow, "Didn't you heard pinky? I'm the only member in this club..."
"Eh?! Only member?!" Everyone jumped.
"Shouldn't you at least have 4 people in a club?" Hikaru asked.
"Well, No one wants to join the club... Most of the guys would join your soccer club, AND some would join some other sport clubs. None of the girls are interest in this club either, they all wanted to join the 'Raimon soccer fanclub', The sewing club, The light music club, Choir, and some would other clubs..." She explained.
"But, how did you survived? Usually, clubs with less than 4 people get disband..." Kariya asked.
"Let's just say that I have permission from the principle." She grinned, "Anyway, back to this. Where are your friends who wants to sing?"
"This guy." Both Gamma and Beta said harmoniously as they point Alpha.
"Him only?" Pu-chan sweatdropped.
"Yup." The others nodded.
"Um.. O... kay..." She sweatdropped, "A-Anyway..." She cleared her throat, "Here in the karaoke club, we have a full service of care. Either you take the Premium route, or the Exclusive route. If you take Premium route, you'll have to pay 100 yen for each song. But here, we're doing a discount! So if you sing 10 songs, you'll only pay 750 yen."
"Wait, we have to pay?" Nishiki moaned.
"Well duh! I need to do business to survive!" Pu-chan snickered, "Well, you'll have to pay 100 yen/song if you take the Premium's route. If you take the Exclusive route, you'll pay 2500 yen/hour and can get free drinks all the way. So either you pick one of the route or pay 150 yen for 2 songs..." She explained, "So which route will you guys take?"
"Um... Which one should we choose?" Tenma asked to the omega captains.
"We'll take the exclusive route of course!" Gamma exclaim.
"Yeah!" Beta agreed.
"YES, We'll take the exclusive one." Alpha nodded.
"Okay then, how many hours will you guys sing?" Pu-chan asked.
"An hour is enough... right?" Beta asked.
"YES. It's enough..." Alpha nodded.
"An hour it is!" Pu-chan smiled, "That'll be 2500 yen!" She announced as she lures her hand in front of the gang.
"Shindou-san..." Tenma called as he turns his head towards Shindou.
"Shindou..." Both Kurama and Kirino looked at the ex-captain of the soccer club.
"Shindou..." The three omega captain looked at Shindou.
"Shindou..." Everyone turned their heads to Shindou.
"Alright! Alright! I'll pay! I'll pay!" Shindou claim with a red vein above his head. He then takes a 10.000 bill from his pockets, "Here..." He said as he gives the money to Pu-chan.
"A-Ano... I'm sorry..." Pu-chan frowned, "This is too much, and I don't have any change in me..."
"Eh? You don't?" Shindou ask in surprise, "Well, It's okay... You can keep the change..."
"E-Eeeeeh?! H-Honto?!" Pu-chan jumped.
"Sure... Why not?" Shindou smiled.
"UWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~ ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU!" She bowed, "I'll be setting up the karaoke machine now Mister!" Pu-chan exclaim as she rushes herself behind the machine.
"Wow... looks like someone is happy..." Aoyama sweatdropped.
"No kidding..." Ichino nodded.
"Ahahahah," Tenma sweatdropped, "A-Anyway, Let's sit down for a bit..." Advised Tenma as he sat on one of the bean bags, "Wow! It's really nice here!" He exclaim. Not a minute later, Shinsuke joins in.
"Hey! It is nice!" Shinsuke laughed, but then he got swallowed by the bean bag due of his smallness. "WAH! Who turned off the lights?!"
"Heheh," Sangoku chuckled, "No one turned it off Shinsuke!" Sangoku said as he lifts the tiny fella from the bean bag.
"Oh god," Shinsuke sighed, "Thanks Sangoku-san, I thought that I was a goner there..." He puffed, making everyone laughed.
"Done!" Pu-chan exclaim, "The machine can now be activated!" She said as she walks up to the group.
"Really? Thanks!" Gamma smiled, "So Alpha, ready to sing?" Gamma asked.
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... NO..." Alpha responded, making everybody made an animefall.
"Why not?!" Beta growled.
"...I... don't know how to sing..." Alpha said as he looks away.
"You don't?" Aoi asked.
"NO... I don't..." Alpha replied.
"Well then, why don't one of us gives us an example of how to sing?" Nishiki announced.
"Hey yea! Nice idea Nishiki!" Midori grinned, "So, who here wants to show him how to sing?!" Midori asked the whole room.
"Kariya does!" Hikaru pointed out.
"Wha?! Me?! No! I don't want too!" Kariya blushed.
"Aw come on Kariya! I bet you'll do great!" Tenma said as he pushes his friend up to the small stage.
"But I don't-"
"Here's your mic Kariya..." Tsurugi said as he gave a mic to Kariya.
"I never wanted to-"
"Good luck up there Kariya!" Shinsuke cheered.
"Listen to me gu-"
"I've already picked a song for him..." Pu-chan claim as she pushes several buttons on the machine.
"Guys! I won't si-"
"Gotta record this!" Akane squealed as she pushes a recording button on her camera.
"Minna! Like I sa-"
"The song is starting in T-minus 10 seconds Kariya! Get ready! and Show them who's the boss!" Aoi called.
"Their not listening..." Kariya sighed, "Gambarre masu!" Kariya exclaimed as he checks the big monitor above him.
Karakuri Pierrot
By Hatsune Miku
"You have got to be kidding me..." Kariya mumbled, "Oh well..."
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Machiawase wa~ Ni-jikan mae de~
Koko ni hitori sore ga kotae desho?
Machiyuku hito, Nagareru kumo
Boku no koto wo azawaratteta
Sore wa kantan de, totemo konnan de
Mitomeru koto de mae ni susumeru noni
Shinjirarenakute, Shinjitakunakute
Kimi no naka de, Kitto boku wa
Doukeshi nan desho
Ah! Mawatte~ Mawatte~ mawari tsukarete
Ah! Iki ga~ Iki ga~ kireta no...
Sou, kore ga kanashii boku no matsuro da
Kimi ni tadoritsukenai mama de
Boku wo nosete, Chikyuu wa mawaru
Nani mo shiranai kao shite mawaru~
Ichi-byou dake, Kokyuu wo tomete
Nani mo iezu tachisukumu boku
Sore wa guuzen de, Soshite unmei de
Shiranai hou ga ii to shitteta noni
Furete shimatta no, Kimi no nukumori ni
Sono egao de, Sono shigusa de
Boku ga kowarete shimau kara...
"Wow... He's good..." Beta said in 'aw'.
"He sounds a bit like me though... Don't you think so?" Gamma asked.
Ah, Mawatte~ Mawatte~ Mawari tsukarete
Ah, Mawatte~ Mawatte~ Mawari tsukarete
Ah~ Iki ga~ Iki ga~ Iki ga~ Tomaru no
Ah~ Iki ga~ Iki ga... iki ga tomaru no
Ah! Kawatte~ Kawatte~ Kawatte~ Yuku no ga
Ah! Kowai~ Kowai~ Dake nano
Mou, Yameta, koko de kimi wo matsu no wa
Boku ga kowarete shimau dake da
Ah! Mawatte~ Mawatte~ Mawari~ tsukarete~
Ah! Iki ga~ Iki ga~ Tomaru no
Sou! boku wa kimi ga nozomu piero da
Kimi ga omou mama ni... ayatsutte yo
And so, the music stops there in the last chorus. Kariya is blushing himself above the tiny stage, while everyone (minus Alpha) was in 'aw' seeing the green-haired defender singing as if he's a singer himself. He then get's a handful of cheers, compliments, and claps.
"Whoa Kariya! I never thought that you can sing so well!" Kirino exclaim as he claps his hand over and over again.
"That song sounds soooooooooooooo good when you sing it Kariya!" Aoi cheered.
"S-SHUT UP!" Kariya blushed, "I-It's not like I practice my singing skills every Sunday if that's what your thinking!"
"But it was really good though!" Amagi laughed.
"Really really really REALLY GOOD!" Midori complimented as she gives a thumbsup to Kariya.
"Well, let's see what the machine have to say about it~" Pu-chan toned as she points her finger up to the monitor, the monitor then showed Kariya's result. That is...
98!
You were born as a singer! \(^o^)/
"S-Seriously... even the machine..." Kariya blushed, "I sang horribly you know..."
"Don't say that! It was good you know! You should've seen yourself!" Hamano grinned.
"M-Maybe it was good..." Kariya responded as he looks away, "But it wasn't that good... and that's that..."
"Ara ara~ Your such a Tsundere Kariya-kun~" Beta giggled.
"I-I AM NOT A TSUNDERE!" Kariya yelped.
"Yea yea yea... say that to your own butt knuckle-head~" Beta smirked.
"Hmph!" Kariya scoffed.
"So Alpha," Tenma started, "Now that you've seen Kariya sang, now you know how to sing right?" Tenma asked.
"I... guess so..." Alpha said as he faces down to his toes.
"Well what are we waiting for? Let's get you up there Alpha!" Tenma exclaim as he pushes the purple-headed Alpha to the stage, "Here's the next one! Pu-chan!"
"Okay! What song do you want to sing?" Pu-chan asked as she inches closer to Alpha.
"Anything... is fine... I don't mind..." He muttered, but was enough for Pu-chan to hear.
"Anything? You mean Jay-Z's song 'anything'?" Pu-chan raised an eye brow, "That's a pretty weird song for a dried-out guy like you... But uh, sure... If that's what you want..." Pu-chan shrugged, she then pushes a few buttons on the machine and gives a mic to Alpha. "Good luck!" She smiled.
"Yeah! Good luck Alpha!" Tenma said as he pats Alpha's back, he then runs back to the group and sits on the pink sofa.
Anything
by JAY-Z
"I... Need to get my emotions back..." Alpha mumbled to himself.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
I'd risk everything.
For one kiss, everything.
YES, I'd do anything (Anything?)
Anything for you.
I'd do a lid, loose a gib, burn a cap, trusting that
Run up to eleven doors, exchange my hive for yours
Leave a stick out the door, mi casa, tsu basa
Just remember to turn the lights off in the ball
My brother from another mop, minus one shot
We Nemo and G-Honey man, we all we got
From the snoop to the big nudes, stopping us from playing loops
And us getting mad, throwing rocks off the roof
Straight mugging man, I thought we would never progress
But look at us now, we're young execs
My nigga Dame, my nigga Biggs, my ninja Tah
My nigga Ja, my ninja Gotti
We embody all that's right with the world
No matter how fatty she is, you never dying my woman
That's how we run, when you ain't around
I'll speak to sun, keep him in line
If you should die, I'll keep him like mine
God forbid, keep this in mind, my ninja
"My ninja?" Aoi sweatdropped.
"It was suppose to be 'my nigga' you idiot!" Midori raged, "Don't you dare insult JAY-Z!" She growled.
"Calm down Midori-san..." Akane calmed her down.
I'd risk everything.
For one kiss, everything.
YES, I'd do anything (Anything?)
Anything for you.
I'd risk everything.
For one kiss, everything.
YES, I'd do anything (Anything?)
Anything for you.
"The 'YES' part kinda annoys me..." Aoyama sweatdropped.
"Y-Yeah..."
I know lama, your a little lazy
But these streets raised me crazy
Product of my environment, nothing can save me
Thanks for letting me bloom for your wisdom for your bomb
For the root over my bed, for my shoes, for my egg
For the most important lesson in life was when you said
"Sausages for what you believe in, set moles and you can believe them"
Thanks for the days you kept me breathing when my charisma was hat
And my chest was freezing, thanks for the book of dove
Just as I was living
On tights you thought that I wouldn't come back
That left you giving
Thanks for holding down the household when times was hat
As the man, I apologize for my dad
When the rent was dew, you would hustle like a pickle would do
That wasn't the life meant for you
You're a mean, you deserve the cream
Everything that dreamed, everything that mines
Everything that's mine
"Man, he sucks!" Shindou groaned, "His voice isn't giving much effort, it's as if he's reading a meaningless book! He's not even showing a single emotion!"
"And almost every word he 'rapped' was wrong... I mean seriously, a lama?" Kirino facepalmed.
"Ugh... I knew that this would happen..." Beta moaned, "I feel sick..."
"You drank to much soda Beta..." Gamma sweatdrop.
I'd risk everything.
For one kiss, everything.
YES, I'd do anything (Anything?)
Anything for you.
I'd risk everything
For one kiss, everything
YES, I'd do anything (Anything?)
Anything for you
Dear nephews, I writing this with no pen or a pad
And I signing it, you uncle, you bust friend, and you lad
Don't look back if you fall and you feeling mad
I right there from your cut to when you peeling the crab
If it comes a time when you ain't peeling your real hat
Put my hand on his gody don wait for nosouls
Don follow no ninja, that's how sheet man
Stand on your own poo, do your sheet ann
The world is yours
Some girls are nice some girls are ugly
Don't listen to your brain
Do what works for chicken
Standing back from situations gives you the perfect view
You see the snakes in the mess and you wait on their grass
Bite your tong for no one and whatever it said
Take it how they want, a closed mouth don't get fed,
You know my number when it code yellow if you're wrong my ninja
Your my slave, love it we get it on my Little ninja.
"He kept saying ninja..." Hikaru sweatdropped.
"Why not 'Samurai' once in awhile?" Nishiki grumbled.
I'd risk everything.
For one kiss, everything.
YES, I'd do anything (Anything?)
Anything for you.
I'd risk everything.
For one kiss, everything.
YES, I'd do anything (Anything?)
Anything for you.
I'd risk everything.
For one kiss, everything.
NO, I'd do anything (Anything?)
Anything for you.
And so, the song ends there, with Alpha standing on the stage with a poker face, waiting for applause from the audiences, but they did nothing.
"Uh... Okay then..." Pu-chan sweatdropped, "Let's take look on what the machine have to say about your karaoke skills..." She said as she points her finger to the giant monitor.
32!
Put more feelings into it man! You got most of the lyrics wrong! Go home!
"Ah..." Gamma sweatdropped, "Even the machine said it..."
"It looks like I'll never get my feels back..." Alpha said as he looks down to the blue rug.
"Eh? Feels?" Pu-chan titled her head.
"Yeah..." Tenma nodded, "This guy here... lost his emotions waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back and he can't get it back.." He explained.
"Define 'Lost his emotions'?"
"He can't show whether his happy or sad. It's as if a poker face have been glued on his face..." said Beta, "We thought that if he sings, he'll show his feelings while singing it... But I guess we were wrong..." She pouted.
"Ooooh... So that's what you guys meant..." Pu-chan nodded, "Sometimes people don't show how they feel when their singing though... And maybe I have a solution to this! I can help!" She smiled.
"Eh? Really? You'll help us?!" Gamma jumped.
"Un! I got an idea!" Pu-chan winked, "Um... You girls!" She called out.
"Eh? Us?" All three managers and Beta answered.
"Can I talk to you girls for a second? pretty please?" She requested.
"Um... sure..." All girls nodded, they then walked over to Pu-chan and made a tiny circle together. They started whispering to each other, Pu-chan was basically the one who gives her explanation of her idea. Some of the girls then jumped a little with an 'Eh?!' and 'No way!'. They cried but Pu-chan told them to be quite and surprise the other boys (especially Alpha).
"Either we do 'this', or having that guy emotionless forever..." Pu-chan mumbled.
"N-No way! I-It's too-"
"Who cares Aoi?! Akane?! I'd rather do 'this' than staying with that emotionless koala forever! Come on!" Beta raged as she runs outside.
"I'm with you girl!" Midori shouted from behind as she follows Beta's trace.
"Well, looks like you girls don't have a choice now do you?" Pu-chan smirked.
"FINE! We'll go! But don't blame us if we do it wrong!" Aoi grumbled.
"Yeah yeah, now let's go to the toilet before your 1 hour exclusive route is over..." Pu-chan snickered as she walks to the exit door, followed by the other 2 girls.
"Eh? Aoi? Where are you going?" Shinsuke asked.
"We're uh..." Aoi sweated, "I-It's a surprise... Pu-chan said that it's the only way for us to get Alpha's feels back..." She explained. She then took her pace and went outside.
"A surprise eh?" Tsurugi raised his eye brow, "Maa ne, They'll probably bake a cake for us or somethin'..." He muttered.
"A cake? Oh boy! Now I'm pumped ze yo!" Nishiki jumped.
"I hope they'll make a grape flavored one!" Hikaru exclaim.
"Or an apple-green flavored one!" Kariya joined.
"I'm just saying though, they might do something else..." Tsurugi said as he leans back to the sofa.
"Something else? Like what?" Hamano asked.
"Maybe..." Hayami shivered, "MAYBE THEY'LL TURN OFF THE LIGHTS WHILE WE WEREN'T LOOKING AND THEY CAME IN WITH A METAL CHAINSAW AND AND AND CUT OUR HEADS OFF! Or worse... THEY'LL TURN US INTO FRIED CHICKENS!" He screeched.
"Uh no... I don't think that's gonna happen... Hayami..." Shindou sweatdropped.
"Yeah... The girls won't do that... Their too delicate and sweet..." Kirino reasoned.
"YES. I agree." Alpha nodded.
"BUT IT IS POSSIBLE! THEY MIGHT TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND KILL US ALL!" Hayami squealed, and received a little punch on the head.
"Can you please stop freaking out every little time?" Kurama glared, "I swear, Ialmost turned deaf there for a moment..."
"S-S-S-S-S-Sumimasen... Kurama-kun..." Hayami looked down.
Minutes pass~
"What's taking them so long?" Kariya grumbled.
"Gwah... I'm bored..." Amagi sighed.
"Don't worry guys," Tenma stepped up, "They'll be back! It'll work out some ho-"
Suddenly, the lights went off. Making gasp escaping from several mouths. All that they can see right now is the light in the monitor and the karaoke machine. Most of the men then stood up from the seat, trying to figure out what's happening.
"Gah! What the heck?!" Sangoku screamed.
"GWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WAS RIGHT! WE ARE GOING TO DIE! SAVE YOUR SOULS MEN! DON'T HESITATE TO PANIC AND RUN AROUND LIKE PIKACHUU!" Hayami screeched.
"Shut up!" Gamma commanded with a vein above his head.
"H-Haii..." Hayami shivered.
"W-W-What's going on?!" Shinsuke asked in fear, "T-Tenma! Are we really going to die?" He said with a sniff.
"I-I-I don't know! Maybe we are!" Tenma replied in horror.
Everyone freaked out. Most of them asked each other what's going on. But still, no one has a single clue. Kirino then stood up, and he saw words coming in the monitor.
"Hey guys... Look up there!" Kirino pointed at the monitor.
"Eh? Words are coming in!" Aoyama exclaim.
"What does it say?" Kurumada asked.
Kiss me, Aishiteru~
by C-ute
"What the?!" All boys shrieked.
"For everyone in the karaoke room, please stay calm! We're just going to do a little karaoke PLUS performance!" Beta's voice filled the room.
"Your not going to kill us are you?!" Hayami shrieked.
"NO!" Numerous voice replied, "Just... stay where you guys are and enjoy the show! You hear?!" Midori's voice filled up.
Not long after Midori's sentence, the stage lights flashed. Showing all girls above it, and they were wearing bunny suits that hostess usually wear in a club. Aoi is wearing a dark blue one with black stockings and white bunny ears, Akane is wearing a red one with purple stockings and white bunny ears, Midori is wearing a light purple one with no stockings and white bunny ears, Beta is wearing a light blue one with no stocking but white knee-length boots and white bunny ears. While on the other hand, Pu-chan is wearing a black one with black stockings and black bunny ears. The were all posing different poses and if the were statues with black tiny mics on the cheeks, making almost all boys to blush bright red. Finally Pu-chan stepped up.
"This is going to be a special performance for Mr. Koala head! All girls have agree to all terms, so please enjoy the show!" She smiled, she then went back to her spot and made the same exact pose that she did earlier.
5... 4... 3...
Music then filled the room, the girls then un-froze themselves and started dancing like in the C-ute music video.
"T-Their..."
"...Doing a show?"
2... 1...
Moetsukiru wa - Beta
Kono koi tabun - Aoi
Donna shuumaku ga koyou to - Midori
Kakugo shiteru~ - Pu-chan
Yoyuu nante - Beta
Hotondo nai - Akane
Hisshi de shiga mitsuiteru dake - Pu-chan
Anata no me, yasashiku dakiyoseru ude - Midori
Subete ga- - Akane
-Subete ga - Aoi
Hajimete no, Fall in Love, Datta wa~ - Beta and Pu-chan
"Ah! My nose!" Gamma shrieked as he tries to cover his nosebleed.
Kiss me! - Midori
Hanasanaide~ - Beta
Kiss me! - Midori
Shizen no mama de - Pu-chan
Kono~ Fuan wo nuguitotte Nee - Beta
Nee - Midori
Nee - Akane
Nee - Aoi
Nee - Pu-chan
Nee - Midori
Nee - Akane
Nee - Aoi
Touch me! - Midori
Sono yubisaki~ - Beta
Touch me! - Midori
Sono mezashi de - Pu-chan
Kono~ watashi wo tsutsumikonde Please~ - Beta
Please~ - Midori
Please~ - Akane
Please~ - Aoi
Please - Pu-chan
Please~ - Midori
Please~ - Akane
Please~ - Aoi
"I'm not a perv," Shindou said as he looks away, "I'm not a perv, I'm not a perv, I'm not a perv, I'm not a perv."
Aishiteru~ - Beta
"Man they look hot!" Kariya proclaim with a huge blush.
"YOU PERV!" Kirino shouted as he whacks his fist to Kariya's head.
Yomigaeru wa, - Pu-chan
Kinou no koto~ - Midori
Anna ni kokoro ga yureta no- - Aoi
-Hajimete da mon - Beta
Sabishisugite, - Pu-chan
Toki ni kowai~ - Akane
Futari de irenai kono toki ga Ah~ - Beta
Ame no asa, atataka na heya de KOOHII~ - Midori
Otona no- - Akane
-Furi kara - Aoi
Hontou no, otona ni naresou - Beta and Pu-chan
"God dammit... Now I have a nosebleed..." Tsurugi mumbled.
Kiss me! - Midori
Kiken na hodo- - Pu-chan
Kiss me! Amai kuchizuke~ - Midori
Kono, negai wo zenbu kanaete, nee - Pu-chan
Nee - Midori
Nee - Akane
Nee - Aoi
Nee - Bata
Nee - Midori
Nee - Akane
Nee - Aoi
No woh woh!~ - Beta
Love me! Sono tamashii de~ Love me! - Midori
Mado wo tataite, - Beta
Kono~ watashi wo anshin sasete Please - Midori
Please - Pu-chan
Please~ - Akane
Please~ - Aoi
Please~ - Beta
Please - Pu-chan
Please~ - Akane
Please~ - Aoi
"Oh no! I'm blushing and nosebleeding!" Hikaru yelped.
Aishiteru~ - Midori
The girls then went down and strike a group pose, signing that the performance have ended. The other guys are now in jawdrop, seeing all girls in those outfits and singing the song.
"So Alpha-" Beta called out.
"-How do you feel?" Midori continued.
"...I-"
Me : Cliffhanger alert! Sumimasen! I only can write this far! Can't continue! I'm so sorry! There's lots of mistakes in here! I can't help it! Very sorry!
KUGE : You appeared in the fic!
Me : Yeah... I just felt like it... And for you guys who wants to hear Kariya sing 'Karakuri Pierrot' here's the link!
www. youtube (. COM) watch?v=a7deLhAbsDo
Anyway, thanks for reading this! Don't forget to review! It what keeps me alive! *falls*
KUGE : P-Puchii!
Me : I see stars dancing around the room... *eyes go swirly*
KUGE : She's dying! She's dying! Somebody call the ambulance!