Boredom, relationships, sex, retarded teachers who claim they will but never retire, and all that jazz! Naruto and school and several crazy OC's could it get any weirder or any more random? Rated M for swearing and later sex.

REEEEAAALLLY random story that i came up with. rated for swearing. Kaiekae is my own creation. And by the way...once yo read the cast list I DON'T THINK THAT MUCH OF MYSELF! IT JUST ADDS TO THE STORYLINE!

This is the Naruto characters in a chatroom. Uh...Excusegirl9000 is me because that's my yahoo name so...randomness and hilarity ensues.

Ino Sakura and Kurenai plain a get away for the Rookie 9 plus Team Guy after Sasuke gets out the hospital. Takes place before the Rescue Sasuke Arc. WARNING: some language and mild romantic stuff.

Being a kunoichi is being a ninja around being a woman.

bueno soy nueva en esto asi que no esperen mucho *o* solo con leerlo me hacen feliz n n este es mi primer one-shot y es sasusaku es muy corto pero por algo se empieza no n nU

Deidara is sleeping when all of the sudden...Read to find out ONESHOT! Uber short sorry, only reviews will make me write more

Real world World War II era A unique insight of what the soldiers went through during and after World War II. They drop dead, and you continue on. You shoot more, and more, and more, and more, and more. You keep shooting until they are all dead...

Itachi killed Sakura and sasuke promised they'd be together again. 700 years later Sakura finds an Ouija board. Can the board bring two lost lovers together again? Or will Itachi have his way and take Sakura back with him? SasuSaku one sided ItaSaku

Em meio disso, o inesperado: As mãos trêmulas do loiro na face do Uchiha. Um olhar doce... E um beijo profundo tocou-lhe os lábios."

Naruto is called a monster all of his life, but Sasuke's there to tell him that the villagers are wrong and that he's an angel. This is why... Naruto has all the signs of an angel! Major Fluff and some bad language. Yaoi SasuNaru

KakaIru. Kakashi's birthday is in a week. That doesn't mean he can't enjoy his present early.

the title says it all! again and its not a lemon its more lime-ish. im trying to write a lemon but i dont think it would be any good. could you please tell me if this is any good or not so i can decide? thanx! i appritiate it so much!

Sasuke's having trouble telling Naruto his feelings. How can he say it-without really saying it? SasuNaru, lots o' fluff. Set after time-skip, they are around 17. My first fic, so please review!

Summary? Whut Summary? :0

Song: Hate that I love you. ShikaXIno

Konan couldn't understand why the hell she was so sticky. KakashiKonan. No, really.

Ela era seu anjo da guarda.. Casal que eu odeio, mais deu vontade de escrever

Uma Fic bobinha e horrível x ..Haku x Sakura

2 vilões podem descobrir o amor.. Segunda fic o/ Konan x Pain

Sakura Haruno remembers her one true love and the promises he could not keep. NaruSaku

Ela cresceu, e esqueceu-o. Geente, ta péssima, mais é a primeira fic que eu tenho coragem de postar aki o/ Gaara x Sakura

Sometimes history repeats itself... and for Team 7, it happens on a lazy day when their sensei is later than usual. Team 7/Team Yellow Flash ficlet, a little fluff if you squint.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are on a mission, but when someone attacks and they lose Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are left stranded until he is found.

Naruto Uzumaki isn't looking forward to spending several years in college, but can the hot new teacher change that? SasuNaru, light GaaNeji.